First off before I will enjoy this chaos of whatever they are planning is..... I hates this place. I just had to say this for the record. It's not everyday that I can say this.... well you know what I mean. Besides they knew I was deaf and still would scream for me. Not as if that makes any sense at all. They don't know about my quirk and honestly by now they should because I do come when they call but don't react to noises. BIG QUESTION: Are they dumb?

Yes.

I mean I wouldn't put that past the villains that kidnapped a child just because that idiotic doctor without his doctor title told them this child is gonna have a great quirk..... DUDE! I can even tell that I won't. Besides that point..... I was destined to be quirkless. SURPRISE!

This quackdoctor did interpret my quirknessness as having a great quirk... double joins and all. Didn't know that back then but at one point when I knew how to actually use the internet, I googled quirk symptoms and bam.... there you have it. Signs of being quirkless.... double joins at the pinky....

I am not an expert.

Again, I have no medical knowledge....

BUT!

I am pretty sure that meant, I am useless to them.

Oh and why do I have a quirk now?

How about stress or trauma induced?

That hits the bill.....

I mean I played a lot with Kacchan before they kidnapped me and that man had it out for me ever since he got his quirk first.... thinking back now.... he could have killed me. He didn't tho or I wouldn't be here right now. After that I had my mom who wished for me to get one... so when I got a bit sick we went to this doctor and he immedietaly did say I had this great quirk only cause my ear got infectected and I have these supposetly legendary double joints. 

HURRAY!

I hit it big!

I hit the jackpot....

Nah, kidding.

What I got was a kidnapping case of idiots who can't even spell their names.

Oh whelp, I live with what I get, can't change it anyways.

Back to the main question.... why did they call me? 

Simple answer.... I don't know.

I went downstairs cause this villain laier is actually a library which not gonna lie is sick as hell! I loved this places excluding the villains. So much knowledge and so much to learn. Not the point tho.... BUT! This space was huge and filled with sooo soooooo soooooooooo many books.

When I got down to the villains I could see these 7 idiots sitting around a table. Up until now I never bothered to remember their names. For me, these people were Idiot 1, 2..... I just go by idiot for them and then pick a number.... super creative, I know but don't judge me.

Idiot 1: STANLEY! YOU STOLE MY COFFEE AGAIN!

Ahmmm....

you have your coffee mug in your hand...

Who stole what exactly?

You blaming him for having altsheimer and drinking out your damn coffee.... so that you don't have any left?

Great plan..... calling out for dissaster.

Idiot 5: No, I haven't! I don't even drink that toxic nasty poisenous thing. You know exactly I am the tea worshipping type of guy.

He has a point there.... never did I see him touch coffee.... just throw it out of the window or water the plant with it...... the dying plant obviously loved it.... it's not dying anymore.... never thought that a plant likes coffee... but you proved me wrong.

Idiot 3: The mute came down.... what did we wanted from him again?

I am not mute.

I am deaf.

Idiot 7: That waste of space? Dunno. Ask Jeff.

Idiot 2: Ask me? I didn't call him. Luke did.

Idiot 4: Are you all idiots? We just said we gonna use him as bait.

Yes you all are.

Literally what I am calling you all. 

No exeptions.... not even you are one.... so don't have to talk about idiots if you are one yourself.

By this point, I was just standing at the door watching the words in the air form these sentenses and then popp and vanish. I am a fast reader thanks to my quirk now.... but still if I could have stayed quirkless I probably would have wished to be that way. I mean I can't hear anything at all. It is just this constant blankness with a couple of buzzing here and there... I could hear my puls racing sometimes but that is about it. No music, no bird chirping, no annoying cars honking... no screaming, ... no nothing.

Great world I live in... I know... trust me... I know....

So I am the bait...

For what?

What the hell are you planning again?

This is stupid and ridiculous.

How many times did this go wrong exactly?

Too many that I can count of for sure.

Why am I even still here?

Can't believe you guys didn't abandone me and still are holding on to the thought that I MIGHT BE THE GREATEST UPON QUIRK PEOPLE?! 

HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!

THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!