It's like this little seed of information plants itself in my head right and um you know, I'm thinking I'm going down a path and suddenly you know, that little seed grows into like a small tree right and um you know, a branch grows from that tree and the there's you know, three branches from that and five from that and then you know, suddenly there's all these little bushes popping up next to the tree what I didn't plant those where the fuck did those come from and suddenly this little garden is shoots up to the size of redwoods and this happens every time it just gets bigger and more complex whenever I look at anything like that jacket you have on I can tell just by looking at it that it was made in a small textile factory in the district of of Daca in Bangladesh I can tell you resent the fact that they took the cost of it out of your pay check even though standard tradition for the entire department that's evident on how frequently you wear it there's no wear on the zipper and there's no pilling in the armpits and it's also to big for you which means you don't care enough to ask for a replacement you also recently lost a lot of weight probably due to some physiological insincerity which we don't have time to get into now and all that more is going through my head and I know all of that just by looking at it and suddenly there's a whole National Forest in my head trying to burst through my skull and do you know how insane that feels

Yeah, well, you know what wasn't rad? My neurons! They were firing faster than they ever should for a middle-schooler and, you know, over the years, my powers of observation and deduction and problem solving have only grown exponentially! It's like – it's like this little seed of information plants itself in my head, right? And um, you know, I'm thinking, I'm going down a path, and suddenly that little seed grows into small tree, right? And you know, a branch grows from that tree. And then there's, you know, three branches from that, and then five from that, and then, you know, suddenly, there's all these little bushes popping up next to the tree. What? I didn't plant those! Where the fuck did those come from? And suddenly, this little garden – it just shoots up to the size of Redwoods! And this happens every time – it just gets bigger and more complex, whenever I look at anything. Like that jacket you have on! I can tell just by looking at it that it was made in a small textile factory in the district of Dhaka in Bangladesh. I can tell that you resent the fact they took cost of it out of your pay-check even though that's standard issue for the entire department. That's evident in how infrequently you wear it – there's no wear on the zippers; there's no pilling in the armpits. It's also too big for you which means you don't care enough to ask for a replacement. You've also recently lost a lot of weight – probably due to some psychological insecurity that we don't have time to get into now and ALL THAT and MORE is going through my HEAD! And I know all of that just by looking at it and suddenly there's a whole national forest in my head, trying to burst through my skull, and do you know how INSANE THAT FEELS?!

Yes I had this freaking memorized!!! I hope you're proud of me!!!