In this exercise the villains (Iida, Bakugo, Uraraka, Hawks and All Might) will hide a huge ass bomb in a building. My task was to either get capture tape around their wrist apprehending them and getting them eliminated or get to the bomb and touch it.

However, being me, I ignored the second option.

Where would the fun be in that?

I would rather go and kick some asses and try to traumatic the number one hero then to go past them and touch the bomb. There were so many options I could do.

1) Freeze Time

This would probably be something like this:

First I would walk up to the house and use my quirk and whisper TIME FREEZE!

With that everyone should be frozen in place, then I would go around maybe even run around and search for that damn bomb. Replace everyone. Get All Might on the roof, Hawks outside, Bakugo sitting on the bomb. I would spare Uraraka and get Lucifer in a room with Iida and look him in with that cat.

Simple but and I would look like I used black magic the moment I unfreeze the time. Bomb outside, Hawks outside, Bakugo sitting on the bomb would probably fall down and since I would have placed All might on the edge of the building he would have fallen off. Easy right? I would make sure to make a position where I would snap with my fingers before freezing the time and voila I had a bomb in front of me ready for me to touch it.

That would be to easy right?

I think so too!

Next option!

2) Command them

In this one I would walk up to each and every one and just say GIVE UP!

Then I would take the capture tape and get them all out. Boom it's that simple!

Well, no much action here and also this is way too boring.

I can't do that!

I am Siren!

Beside they will look at my fluff balls quirk bad if I do shit with mine in front of them...

I mean they are kinda similar in the command point. Only difference I don't need a respond and that makes it a lot scarier! NOPE! I will not do something that could harm my fluff ball!

3) Lucifer

I was sure that my cat was capable of handling them all alone and yes, I call the cat mine from now on. He doesn't even want to leave my side anymore.

Well, he is cute and fluffy, all in all a sweet little angel to me. Keyword TO ME! For some reason he acts aggressive towards everyone else besides Shinso and Keigo. To them he would either ignore them or do something that he thought was in my interests like teleporting me in midair right in front of Hawks.

Yeah...

Not the greatest plan!

That was for sure a scare!

Just imagine him not able to catch me *shiver*. I would be a pancake by now... or .... maybe.... Lucifer would have teleported us too somewhere safe! This is something I really hopped he would have done or he and Siren would be gone by now!

Back to the topic.

I do trust the cat but I had the feeling that he would do something that would for sure bring someone of them six feet under which I was for sure against the rules. If it was All Might, Nezu would have thrown him a party for it.

4) Fire

Well since I know I can put things up in flame I could simply go up to the building and let it catch fire. Only problem here there would be a lot of collateral damage if this wasn't an exercise and since Aizawa is watching right now, then he would for sure point this out.

It would make me to a villain but I don't get the point really since Endeavor is doing this on a daily basis and they ship him as a hero.

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!

Are people really that blind?!

Anyways, I refuse to do that and I would never do this if this was not an exercise. The only thing hindering me from doing this was my chicken nugget inside and I would feel bad for Uraraka. She seems like a nice person to me.

BUT!

No one ever said anything against letting the people catch fire!

I could let Bakugo and All Might literally burn to hell and use Lucifer to teleport All Might to the middle of the town plaza. This was for sure some good media material.

I would love to see that!

Would I get in trouble maybe?

Okay not maybe, I would for sure get in trouble for that since they are so many witnesses. Beside this I think I would trigger some kind of PTSD in Shoto. The poor son of Endeavor. I would for sure find a way to get that man out of business! Although I must say, I am happy that he burned my parents to dust. On the other hand, poor other people in that complex. They did not deserve to die at all!

5) Freeze the whole building

Again, I can control the temperature and freeze the whole building. This would make me a villain and I would have nearly the same problem with putting it completely on fire.

That is out of the question.

6) Let them chase an imagination

I think this will be fun!

Everyone loves a wild goose chase!

I could make them see me or hallucinate me and fight the air or let them chase something what is not there.

While they do this, I could sneak up and touch the bomb.

The chances of this plan to be a success are ZERO!

Beside me not able to hold back my laugher, I think this would be way too easy too. But me being me, I would drop down and laugh my ass off.

I mean common, they chasing air.... PFFFF HAHAHAHAHA

Nah no chance I will be able to keep my control over them up.

7) Let them fight each other

Since I can make them Hallucinate things, I could make them all chase that angry Pomeranian. I could make them all besides Hawks see me when they look into him.

OHHHHH

All Might trying to beat the shit out of the angry Pomeranian!

The idea doesn't sound bad at all. I like that!

To top that off I would let Mr. Dandelion see me when he looks at All Might which means they would go after each other's throat.

Perfect!

Such a brilliant plan!

But there is one problem with that... I wouldn't be able to control my laugher again. On top of that I would want nothing more than to film that shit and put it in the net. I am sure Nezu can do something like this.

Would that be allowed though?

Probably not...

Shit!

I wanted to do this sooo badly!

Okay Next plan!

8) Make them face their biggest fears

Let the number one hero experiences biggest fear like the grim cartel.

I like that!

Wait didn't I put most of them six feet under or in a mental asylum? Oh yeah, I did! They 1000% deserved it!

I can't do that to them or Nezu will find out that it was me that destroyed the grim cartel. Will he though?

I mean he didn't even manage to connect the dots properly all these years back that I was Siren!!! I must say, I didn't even make it hard for them.

Played around with them? YES!

Made a fool out of them? YES!

Had my fun? MOST DEFINITELLY YES!

So why not?

Because I would be villain here and the class would definitely have something against me after that. Not that they are not scared of me already thanks to Lucifer.

*Sigh* I need to fix that somehow!

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Why is it soo hard to decide what to do?

You know what I will go blind inside! Let's make all the decisions in a blink of an eye and not plan this through! They are not my "real" enemies, not all only Bitch Might... So they don't deserve the same punishment.

Maybe I could even a mix of everything?

Hmmm, doesn't sound bad but I will beat them and not go the easy way!

I was standing in front of the building where the villains were hiding the bomb and waited for Aizawaas go signal.

Me: Nezu, I know you are watching this through the CCTV and can you please record this! I am sure this will be very entertaining for you!

Aizawa: Hero GO!