Izuku's POV:

As I entered the living room, I witnessed my dad and Hawks starring each other down.

It feels weird to call him dad.

Anyways after I saw them do that, I gave them a look that basically screamed 'Are you fucking serious! '. If they miss interpreted that wrong than what should I say... They are complete idiotic children. In fact I was sure in that moment that these two were overgrown children. As I was thinking that, I heard my father say something like they are not and everyone is childish sometimes.

Yeah but you guys take that to another level!

I went to Hawks side on the couch and set beside him. He wrapped his wing around me carefully and in a protecting manner.

So soft and warm!

I unconsciously leaned back and snuggled in closer to his wing. There was a shiver that ran across his wings. Feeling his feathers shake for a little bit, I looked at him.

Are they sensitive? Is this uncomfortable for him?

He was looking at me too. Our eyes met and he just nodded and smiled at me as if to say that everything was all right.

Then he and Mic went on and on talking about why they are here and why they didn't enter like a normal person would. I didn't even really listen to it. All I wanted was to escape. There were no opportunities for this what so ever.

What should I do?

My brain was working on a solid plan for me to get out of the room without anyone noticing when all of the sudden Hawks closed his wing that I snuggled into and jumped up. There was my opportunity! His feathers were blocking my view from Present Mic and Eraserhead. In an instant, I erased my present stood up and tried to get out of the room unnoticed.

Hope this stupid idiots didn't realize me leaving.

I went out of the room, into the hallway to the front door and was about to leave when I heard someone speaking up to me. Normally I should have heard his footing but with Present Mic and Hawks yelling at each other's, I was unable to hear his light footsteps.

Eraserhead: And where do you think you are going?

I turned around, put the most innocent face on I could muster and began signing to him.

Me (signing): Just a little walk...

Eraserhead: A walk you say. I am sure you meant something like escaping again.

Oh so very true.

Me (signing): You can't tell me you like to watch them yelling at each other's?

Eraserhead: I don't. But escaping is not a good solution either.

Me (signing): Then why don't you come with me? It is surely more peaceful than staying in that room.

I was pointing behind him with my finger. He got the point.

Eraserhead: Where are we heading?

Me (signing): To the park. It's peaceful there and I enjoy the quietness.

Eraserhead: Sure, just let us give them a note where we are heading.

Me (signing): Wouldn't that be bothersome? You have your phone with you, so they can contact us if needed. Besides they didn't even realize us leaving.

Eraserhead: True.

Then I turned around and exited the house. I was walking in front of him and I could tell that he didn't let me out of his sight. There was this stupid idea that I had and I wanted to do it so desperately.

This will be so much fun!!!

We were walking down a street when I saw a coffee shop. Now normally I wouldn't have any money but I took Mic's wallet. How did I do that when I was never really near him? It was simple really. There was this split second when they chased me and Hawks captured them in his feathers. I ran past Eraserhead and Present Mic. This was also the moment when I grabbed the walled. I ran past Present Mic and took it from his pocket. He didn't even realize it.

Living at the streets has some advantages. You quickly learn a thing or two.

As we walked to the coffee shop, I stopped in front of it and turned to the tired hero.

Me(signing): Want a coffee? You look like you need one!

Eraserhead: Do you even have money?

I took out Present Mic's wallet and showed it to him.

Me(signing): So, Want some?

He looked at me and to the wallet, then sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose while shaking his head.

Eraserhead: How did you get that?

Me (signing): Not important right now! Besides you really gonna need it!

Eraserhead: I am taking you up on your offer.

There is nothing you can say against a coffee! This is so typically you!

Me (signing): Can I order for you?

Eraserhead: Do you even know how I like my coffee?

Me (signing): Nope, but I would like to give it a try and guess it. If that's all right for you.

Eraserhead: *Sigh* Fine kid. I am gonna wait outside.

I then entered the shop and made a special order for a black coffee. I was sure he would love this special order. I went inside and used my quirk on the woman that was behind the counter.

How else should I have ordered? It was not like they knew signed and they don't even sell a coffee as black as his soul.

Me: Call the owner of the shop here or the manager.

The woman did as I asked and 4 minutes later, the owner of the shop came to me.

Owner: How can I help you?

Me: Can I make a coffee for my dad? He loves it especially black and won't drink it unless I do it for him. I will pay for it!

Owner: Sure.

She then lead me to the back of the shop were they make the coffee and I went to work.

Step 1: Freshly roast some whole bean coffee

Step 2: Grind it

Step 3: Place the funnel on the cup to go and put approximately three tbsp. of ground coffee in the filter

Step 4: Let the kettle boil. The ideal temperature for brewing coffee is 200 degrees Fahrenheit (93 degrees Celsius).

Step 5: Wet the coffee with the first pour over, using a couple of water. Wait 30 seconds and pour again, repeating until the four minutes and the water are gone.

And the coffee is done.

This is truly a science of its own.

After preparing the coffee for about 10 minutes, I went to the counter and asked the woman:

Me: It's an especially dark coffee. How much would it cost?

Woman on the counter: About 4€/$

I gave her the money, thanked her and went outside. Once I was outside, I offered the coffee to the tired hero.

Let's see how you like my special black coffe!

Eraserhead: Thank you.

The moment he took a sip of it, his eyes widen and I could swear I saw some sparkles in them.

Eraserhead: What did you order Izuku? This is the best coffee I ever had!

Me (signing): Just a coffee as black as your soul!

Eraserhead: Seriously, kid what is the name of it?

Me (signing): Not saying.

His phone went off and his husband only realized now that both of us were not there. He told them what I signed him to say and even gave him a hint more. After that, he took another sip of his godly coffee and closed his eyes while doing so.

This is the moment I was waiting for!

Finally!

I then turned around and ran away to the park letting the hero enjoy the coffee behind me. Assuming he was finishing it in one go.

You will need that. Good luck in finding me!

As I was running around a corner, I pumped into a person I was least expecting there.

Detective Tsukauchi?!

What the heck are you doing here?!

How high are the chances of me meeting you like this anyway?!

I quickly stood up and helped him to stand up too. Then I bowed apologetically and was about to start running again when all of the sudden the detective recognized me.

Detective: Izuku Midoriya?!

I didn't wanted to waste any time. Looking over my shoulder, I saw Eraserhead sprinting towards me.

Eraserhead: Don't let the kid escape!

To late, I was already gone. I sidestepped the detective and ran down the street and into the park. Now both the hero and the detective were after me.

Once I was in the largest park in the city I began hiding from the hero and the detective. Moving my spot every 30 minutes and out stealthing the stealth hero. It was fun to watch them search for me but not able to find.

One time I was in a tree and watched them from above searching for me exactly below where I was. The other time I was hiding in a tower located in the kids playground area and the heroes where walking past the playground. They spotted me and Eraserhead began to come to the sight were he saw me last but by the time he was up, I was already down and laughing my ass off. Tsukachi also didn't climb it up. He however didn't see me climb the thing down and once he heard me he ran to me but I was gone again.

I also saw Present Mic and Hawks serching for me but I didn't wanted to show myself to them. It was already enough to mess with them this way.

This went on and on until I slipped up and fell right down into a pond.

It was really fun mocking the hero and the detective. I hid myself and from time to time I would show them were I was only to escape in front of their noses. It was tiring me out and I was walking down an area with a fountain when I got an idea.

I will get 100% wet.

So what?! This will be fun.

There was this water fountain right in front of me, where I could hide behind the waterfall from the fountain and rest a little bit.

The water wasn't flowing consistently down there was a small gap in the artificial waterfall and I jumped from the edge of the water pond below it right to the sculpture. It wasn't much of a sculpture as it was only a round thick thing perfect to cover me. I could see out from my spot perfectly too but the water was making it hard to look at me as the sun was reflecting in it.

As the detective came to the fountain and set down on the edge to take a break, I began slipping from my position.

Oh no!

Not now!

Why now of all times?!

I fell down with a splash. That allured the detective and he looked back. Our eyes meet and I was already up and out of the water pond running away. The hero was also close by and saw the whole thing. Eraserhead was shooting his capture scarf at me and I dodget it. Not knowing where I was running I ended up in the forest area by a lake.

I was out of breath by the sudden chase and being wet didn't help much as I left some tracks behind me on the solid ground.

Why did I need to fell down at that specific time?