Drum introduced his friend, Gwyn, to cellphones and the internet so that he could stay updated on the modern world because Gwyn didn't even know how to play the PS5.

One day, Gwyn accidentally left his phone on the table, and Drum, who got curious, opened it. He knew the password easily since it was too simple, but what he didn't expect was to find that he had become part of a squad and even a group chat. The most surprising thing of all was that Gwyn was acting differently!

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VINCULUM SQUAD GC

Gwyn:
Guess what?
I accidentally drink acid but I also immediately drink alkali to neutralize it

Gywn:
Aren't I smart?
I'm a certified chemist at this point  :D

Evel:
!Yes

Evel:
You're such an idiot

Naoki:
Don't be a d³x/dt³

Gwyn:
sin(q)/cos(q) for defending me, Naoki!

Naoki:
Of course! I'll always ∴  you!

Gwyn:
This is why I see you as my big brother ^^

Evel:
What I am then?

Gwyn:
Nothing.
Just utterly devoid of spontaneity

Gywn:
All of my respect for you 39.948

Evel:
Tsk.
Brat thinking he's clever

Gwyn:
Of course, I am.
Smarter than you

Naoki:
Stop it guys—

Evel:
Oh? Fine then. What is the chemical formula of the sugar cubes?

Gwyn:
(C12H22O11)³

Evel:
...

Naoki:
BWHAHAHAHAHA!

Naoki:
He got you there!

Gwyn:
See?
I'm smarter than you!

Evel:
I cannot surmise this ridiculousness

Evel:
Doesn't matter, at least I'm the √1+tan²C one in this group

Gwyn:
*choke*

Naoki:
I'm not inclined to acknowledge that

Evel:
Shut up and for once agree with me

Evel:
I'll give you a π if you do

Gwyn:
Hey!
That's a violation to Act No 47 of 1993!

Evel:
Calm down.
You're just overreacting

Naoki:
Setting that aside.
Where did you even get that idea?

Evel:
2x(4y+x) told me

Gywn:
WHAT!?

Gwyn:
OH NO!!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!

Gwyn:
This can't be happening!
I'm way too smart and beautiful to die!

Even:
Stfu

Naoki:
For once, I agree with Evel.
Gwyn stop overreacting.
The world will not end... for now.

Evel:
Oh my. This is amusing indeed. Naomi finally agreed with me

Evel:
*Naoki

Naoki:
-_____-

Gwyn:
Pfffft

Naoki:
That's it, everyone let's go to sleep right now. And, Gwyn, no more "accidentally" drinking acid, okay?

Gwyn:
Tss fine.

Evel:
This group chat makes my day.
It makes me forget those annoying heterochromatic eyes twins.

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Drum's head hurt just by reading this so he decided to just leave this alone.

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TRANSLATION:

!Yes - No

d³x/dt³ - Jerk

sin(q)/cos(q) - tan(q) - Thank You

∴ - Therefore

39.948 - Argon - are gone

(C12H22O11)³ - a chemical formula for regular sugar then add cubed (³) symbol

√1+tan²C - sec^C - sexy

π - pi - pie

Act No 47 of 1993 - Unfair Competition Prevention Act. Law in Japan

2x(4y+x) - 8XY 2XX - 8 males
2 females