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Singularity
Chapter Seventy-Five
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babie🥺
woah... who changed the picture?

vante🖌
i did.

guk🦎
glad to know i'm not the only one who
saves memes of himself.

crab god🦀
why?

vante🖌
it expresses how i feel at this very moment.
YOU TWO CAME HOME AT 12:00 AND
WOKE ALL OF US UP WITH YOUR CUTE
ASS GIGGLING

meow meow 🐱
we have different definitions of cute. i felt
like i was in the shining when they walked
into the room.

babie🥺
sorry, yoon 💜

your angel 😇
you two looked happy coming back.
how was the date?

crab god🦀
she took me to this diner place and it
was literally heaven on earth.

babie🥺
you guys should have seen the way his eyes
lit up. i felt like i was in heaven. 🥺

twin💗
nope. gross.

guk🦎
you and eunnie are worse. at least rm hyung
and sunny haven't made out on the couch for
everyone to see

chef seokjin👨🏼‍🍳
we did have that incident a few mornings ago.

vante🖌
SPILL

crab god🦀
it wasn't even that bad! all i did was carry
her into the kitchen. she had been crying all night.

guk🦎
get you a man like kim namjoon

babie🥺
yeah, "like" because the original is taken.

guk🦎
yeah, by me.

babie🥺
don't make me kick your butt, jeon jungkook.

meow meow 🐱
how is this worse than last night?

your angel 😇
don't be sad suga hyung. you've still got me😊

vante🖌
ah, the sope content we need to live.

crab god🦀
wait, don't fight over me. it makes me blushy.

babie🥺
pics or it didn't happen

crab god🦀
check your private messages ;)

twin💗
YAH

chef seokjin👨🏼‍🍳
YAH

guk🦎
HEY YOU ASSHOLES

vante🖌
cute. i need a girlfriend. or boyfriend.

guk🦎
wait, what

vante🖌
i said what i said

babie🥺
now is your chance kookie

your angel 😇
why did the conversation stray from the new
couple? i want details on how the date went!

meow meow 🐱
it didn't end in sex that's for sure

twin💗
oh thank god

babie🥺
um, hi, hello. can we not talk about our
sex life?

twin💗
i will kill both of you if i find out you've
done it in the dorms

vante🖌
um, hyung... you're being hypocritical.

guk🦎
WHAT

chef seokjin👨🏼‍🍳
you're so loud. its annoying.

twin💗
um, hahahahah. idk what you guys are
talking about. i've got to water my tub.

crab god🦀
you mean take a shower?

twin💗
yeah that!

your angel 😇
chinsunie. details, please.

babie🥺
well, i took him to that plant diner and he looked
like a kid in a candy shop. so, then he took me to
the park and we sat on our bench for a while, talking.
and then we had a picnic near the river.

your angel 😇
did you kiss?

crab god🦀
oh, of course. i've waited too long not to kiss her.

meow meow 🐱
hopefully she's improved

babie🥺
MIN YOONGI

crab god🦀
i keep forgetting the minor detail that yoongi
hyung was your first kiss

chef seokjin👨🏼‍🍳
did he treat you right, sunny-ah?

vante🖌
he's kim namjoon. of course he did.

babie🥺
it was perfect, jinnie oppa. he was perfect.

meow meow 🐱
gross.

guk🦎
what about noona, hyung? did she treat
you right?

crab god🦀
she could never treat me wrong.

meow meow 🐱
GROSS.

vante🖌
aish, you're just jealous.

your angel 😇
we're all happy for you two.

babie🥺
thank you guys🥺

twin💗
just know that if you hurt her, hyung, i
will hurt you.

crab god🦀
i wouldn't dream of it. i love her.

meow meow 🐱
stand back, i think i'm gonna throw up.

babie🥺
yoongiiii 😩

—

julia says!

whew, shane's new video with jeffree really
hit me. like, during the whole opening
sequence, i just had goosebumps.

i have so much love for both shane dawson
and jeffree star, and the shane gang, and ugh
i just— sgfjsksuen

i can't wait for his new series.