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Singularity
Chapter Four
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guk🦎
noona! how are you feeling?

vante🖌
the hyungs picked a boring movie :(

chef seokjin 👨🏼‍🍳
you call yourself an artist but can't
appreciate art smh

vante🖌
that was not art, hyung

your angel😇
she's probably asleep and resting!
leave her be

guk🦎
I NEED MY FRIEND OKAY
NOOOOOOOONAAAAA

meow meow 🐱
you're being a brat, jungkook

guk🦎
well, sunny always makes things fun.
now i'm just stuck with v hyung

vante🖌
hey! i'm fun!

guk🦎
yeah, when sunny's with us :(

twin💗
could you not blow up my phone?

guk🦎
WHERE IS YOUR SISTER

twin💗
guk, i'm literally sitting in the room
next to you. how the hell would i know?

crab god🦀
why don't you just call her?

meow meow🐱
why don't you idiots just leave her alone?

your angel😇
someone's grumpy. you okay, hyung?

meow meow🐱
sunny was supposed to help me with
a song tonight. now i'm stuck

guk🦎
we cAN HELP

vante🖌
pls let us help we're sO BORED
and jin hyung won't stop making
dad jokes

chef seokjin👨🏼‍🍳
my jokes are the best
you are ungrateful

twin💗
hyung's jokes can be pretty funny

your angel😇
oh jiminie. you laugh at everything.

twin💗
do not!

guk🦎
yes you do

vante🖌
yes you do

crab god🦀
yes you do

meow meow🐱
yes you do

your angel😇
yes you do

babie🥺
yes you do!

guk🦎
CHINSUN NOONA
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
ARE YOU OKAY

vante🖌
we missed you🥺

twin💗
you would chime in at this moment

babie🥺
hehe >:)
i'm fine, guk. i've been napping.

meow meow🐱
are you still willing to help
me out tonight?

guk🦎
👀👀👀👀

meow meow🐱
fuck off you little brat

babie🥺
i can try! i'm just hurting so bad

meow meow🐱
i can bring my heating blanket if
you need it. no big deal.

babie🥺
what would i do without you?

meow meow🐱
well, for starters you probably would
have gone out with jungkook

guk🦎
wait WHAT?

vante🖌
how did you not know, man? she had
the biggest crush on you

babie🥺
i really can't flirt, huh :(

crab god🦀
even i knew, jungkook-ah

twin💗
and you liked her. so it was annoying.

guk🦎
WHAT THE HELL WHY DIDNT I KNOW

chef seokjin 👨🏼‍🍳
i don't think i could handle those two
together

your angel😇
i think they could have been cute. glad they
didn't get together, though. imagine the drama.

babie🥺
hey!

guk🦎
hey!

meow meow🐱
it's true. jungkook would be all over her
and she'd be insecure about the fact she's
older than him. and thank god you two
never kissed

guk🦎
noona, you've had your first kiss, right?

crab god🦀
jungkook!

vante🖌
hehe i know something you don't

meow meow🐱
taehyung, i swear to god

babie🥺
heh ☺️☺️☺️

twin💗
okay spill it
who did you kiss

chef seokjin 👨🏼‍🍳
was it one of us?
was it hobi?

your angel😇
what?? was it me?

babie🥺
no no!
i mean, it wasn't hoseok oppa

crab god🦀
she doesn't have to tell us

twin💗
um, yes she does

meow meow🐱
jesus christ. it was me.

vante🖌
‼️‼️‼️‼️

guk🦎
WHAT

chef seokjin 👨🏼‍🍳
i did not expect that

babie🥺
it wasn't anything big. we were in the
studio and he was asking about lyrics
when i confessed that i've never kissed
anyone. so, he offered.

twin💗
YOONGI HYUNG
THATS MY SISTER

meow meow🐱
it was only a one minute kiss

twin💗
ONE MINUTE!?

guk🦎
did you guys make out?

babie🥺
no! he just kissed me once and then
we got some food.
calm down, jimin-ssi.

your hope😇
was it a good kiss?

meow meow🐱
eh. it was okay.

babie🥺
yoonie :(
but, it was in my opinion

chef seokjin 👨🏼‍🍳
it better have been! it was your first!

crab god🦀
congrats, i think?

babie🥺
thanks joonie😆