Perverts and Swimming
"I don't want to anymore Kotetsu." I complain as he's dragging me to Music Room 3.
"You already agreed, you can't back out now~" He hums. Tetsu has been talking about it nonstop all week. I don't think I have enough candy to make it through. Yea we've been it for a week and it's so tiring.
"You're late." Kyoya says the moment we walk in.
"Yeaa don't expect me to be early." I mumble, digging in my bag for some type of sweet.
"Before we allow the guests to come in today, we must choose rose colors for you!" Tamaki says, twirling gayly.
"Black." I say immediately and they all look at me. "It signifies death doesn't it? Death and farewell. I can play the roll nicely, since i'm supposed to be a badass."
"I want yellow! It signifies joy and friendship, but also jealousy." Kotetsu says.
"He can play the jealous type. Like a yandere." I say and go to sit on a sofa, putting my feet up. "Shy or gentle doesn't exactly fit him."
"Can I host with my sister today?" I overhear him ask and I perk up slightly.
"I'm afraid not, we already have a brotherly love package and I don't think adding another would be safe with all of the fangirls." Kyoya says, and I frown, sinking back into the couch.
"Ah the guests are about to enter, places everyone!" Tamaki announces, clapping his hands. I see the twins come over, their arms outstretched.
"C'mon Ryuko~"
"Don't touch me or you won't be able to jack each other off for the next 8 months." I mutter so only they could hear. They give me terrified looks and scurry back to the rest. "And Kaoru straighten your tie." I say and he does quickly before stopping.
"You can tell us ap-"
"Welcome~" Everyone sang and I get ready for girls to flood around me. 3... 2.. 1.
"Ryuko!" "How was your day?" "I love your outfit!" "I made you some cookies, please accept them!" At first I was ignoring their questions, but then I abruptly sat up, looking at the girl who said that. She was carrying a small bag.
"R-ryu-Kun?" They ask me timidly, and I feel a nonchalant smirk reach my lips.
"Mikori was it?" I ask the girl and she nods timidly. I motion for her to come over and she gets up, coming closer to me. I grab her hips and gently pull her into my lap, breathing on her neck. "You made me cookies? What kind?" I ask quietly while all of my guests watched with anticipation.
"R-red velvet w-with powdered s-sugar on t-top." She stutters, a blushing mess.
"Maybe i'll accept them if you feed one to me, Miko-Chan~" I purr, and I feel her shudder. I allow her to stand up, and I scoot over so she can sit next to me. I get fed cookies for most of hosting, completely enjoying myself. Psh, suckers~
"Now remember ladies, i'm not cute, i'm hot. And just because we're saying farewell doesn't mean we won't see each other again." I wink to all of them as they giggle and exit. I look over at my brother and overhear some of his hosting.
"I can't bare to see you leave. It pains me so much. I get so jealous when you hang out with the others." Kotetsu is speaking to one of his guests who had stayed behind to give him chocolate. "Only pay attention to me next time, okay?" He whispers, leaving a kiss on the girls cheek as she blushes and drifts out of the room. The moment the door closes, he tosses the chocolate to me, and I cheer. I see Kotetsu laugh but the pale. Curious, I turn and see Hunny steal one of my cookies. Nuh uh.
"Don't eat it or you're gonna regret it!" I shout, dropping the chocolates and running at him, he grabs my arm and flips me, again. He looks down at me giggling.
"You were getting more sweets than me, so I had to try them!"
I glare and grabs his ankle, pulling him to the floor. "That is the only one you steal. And I get more than you, because more like me." I say, sticking my tongue out.
"I would beg to disagree." Kyoya says, pushing up his glasses and looking at the two of us on the floor. "More guests request Hunny-Senpai than you, Ryuko. It's just that most of your guests are in the cooking club."
"Psh whatever, I still get more sweets than you." I sneer, sitting up and grabbing my chocolate and the rest of my cookies. I fall onto a sofa, the sweets on my stomach.
"She's so cruel." I hear the twins murmur, and then they start whispering a bunch. Soon, they started making their way over to me. I notice the rest of the hosts were watching from a distance. Something's gonna happen. I close my eyes, a firm grip on my sweets. A moment later I feel fingers poking my chest. Yes it's bound but. I'm. A. Girl.
I open my eyes, glaring darkly and I see the twins smirking playfully. "Remove your hands if you don't want to go to the hospital." I threaten and they pull them away slowly. Cocky bastards.
"Where's your chest? You're a girl aren't you? Or are you as flat as Haruhi." The twins say, and I hear Haruhi shout in the background.
"I have a chest-!" I stop abruptly, blushing slightly, and I see the hosts face shocked.
"You blushed!"
"Yea so what?!" I huff, nomming on chocolate.
"Anyway, let's go!" Kotetsu says suddenly, in sync with the twins. Okay something's not right. Kotetsu comes over and grabs my hands pulling me to my feet. "We have somewhere to be!"
"Wait Kotetsu! We have swimsuits to pick out first." The twins say, and I turn around to see a bunch of mannequins in bathing suits. When'd they appear?!
"Where're we going?" I ask slowly, looking at all of the swimsuits.
"She's never going to agree." I hear kyoya mutter.
"We're going to a water resort!" The twins cheer, throwing their hands in the air. "Haruhi, you pick one out too!"
"She's gonna say no..." Kyoya trails off. A lot of their eyes were on me. I smirk and look between all of them.
"Who's gonna pick out my swimsuit? Twins are out cause they're pervs. Tamaki no, Kyoya, no. Hunny.... no. Mori-Senpai, you should pick out my swimsuit~" I say, flopping back onto a couch.
"Why can't you?" Kotetsu asks.
"Too lazy. And i'm pretty laid back when it comes to swimwear." I say, ignoring the weird stares. "Please Mori."
"She even said please!" Tamaki gasps, horrified.
I roll my eyes in annoyance. He's such an idiot. And it annoys the hell out of me. After about 10 minutes, I get back up again and walk over to Mori. He was standing in front of a wine red bikini with seashells on the top.
"This one?" I question, and Mori jumps slightly, looking down at me. I see a faint blush on his cheeks. Without waiting for a response, I take the swimsuit.
"My daughter will not wear such a thing in front of boys!" Tamaki shouts to both me and Haruhi. The twins were holding up a cute bikini with ruffles.
I glare at him, "Tamaki i'm not your daughter, nor will I ever be. Haruhi and I will wear the bikinis whether you like it or not." I say, my teeth clenched.
"What if I don't want to wear it.." Haruhi says.
"Too bad, if I gotta wear one so do you."
"We leave tomorrow then!" Kotetsu shouts, and then rushes me home. I ran out of sweets.
~*~*~*~
"To the resort!" The twins shout, pushing everyone outside and into a limo. After hosting, we were all rushed to the resort. I gotta admit i'm looking forward to it~ Tamaki's still sulking about what I said yesterday. I was sitting next to him in the limo.
Slowly, I rested my head against his shoulder. "Y'know, you are really fucking annoying." At this, he sulks, anime crying. "But.." I notice him stop, his body tensing slightly. "In all honesty, I would chose you over my own father. So take that as a compliment- And don't hug me." I say, venom lacing my voice as he attempted to. "And i'm still wearing that swimsuit."
"Wow Ryuko i'm surprised, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to Tono." The twins say, sitting across from me. I lean across and grab both of their hands, twisting them painfully until they yelp.
I smirk. "It was just to keep him semi-happy." I was still dressed as a guy, my chest bound tightly with my muscle shirt against my skin.
"We're here~!" Hunny shouts, hopping out of the limo and grabbing my hand, dragging me out as well. The moment we step inside, I look around for half a second before flipping Hunny over me.
"Payback~" I hum before grabbing a bag from Hikaru and taking Haruhi and going to change. I change into the seashell swimsuit, my boobs filling it out nicely. See i'm hot enough for both a girl and guy~ I mean my abs still show but whatever. "Haruhi, you done yet?" I ask, running a hand through my raven hair.
"Yea I guess.. woah." Haruhi says, looking at me. "You look really good Ryuko-San." She says, and I smile.
"It may be a bit too much though." I grab a see through white skirt, trying it around my waist. "There we go~"
"You seem completely different from when you're at school."
"I just love to swim~" I smile and we both walk out. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 nosebleeds. Jeez. I wait for a moment, my arms crossed. "Alright ya nasty perverts, you've had time to look at my sexiness. Now if I catch any of you looking again, I will personally drown you, got it? That also applies for Haruhi too." I say warningly, and see half of them nod while grabbing handkerchiefs. Hmph perverts.
I see Hunny run over to me and I immediately get into a fighting stance. "Ryu-Chan guess what~!"
"What."
"You gotta guess, silly!" He giggles, making me glare.
"I don't guess. Just tell me or i'm leaving."
"With us flipping each other over all of the time, I never realised that you were shorter than me!" God does he ever run out of energy? How much am I gonna have to insult him.
"Yeah and?" I mutter, walking past him and heading over to Haruhi. Tamaki won't shut up.
"Would you like a piece of mango cake~?" He asks and I stop, my back to him.
"Maybe."
"Here, although you gotta feed yourself. Since your guests aren't here." Hunny says, coming up to me and handing me a plate. I scowl at him as he skips away, and an unbeknownst smirk on his face.
Going over, I sit at the table my brother and Kyoya are at, beginning to eat. These idiots are making me wanna light one up. I glance over at Kotetsu. He sees my look and instantly shakes his head, glaring. I huff, continuing to eat. "So, Kyoka,"
"Kyoka?"
"Why're we the only ones here? It's in famous host club, wouldn't you want all of the guests to come here and see up in swimsuits?" I question.
"This resort of my family's just opened up. We're here as VIP guests before it gets opened to the public."
"Ahh so we're hamsters~" Finishing my mango cake, I push the plate away and then lay on the table. I hear Kyoya sigh, and mumble an incoherent yes/sure.
"Kotetsu, we're having a water gun fight with Tono, come be on our side!" The twins shout, and drag my brother off.
"Aren't you going swimming?" I ask, and Kyoya asks the same. We look at each other, and I slowly glare.
"Don't say shit in sync with me, that's creepy." I say, "And actually I was planning on going swimming. What about you, Kyoka?"
"Would you stop calling me that-? Y'know what nevermind. I'm not a very big swimmer, I like to observe more." Kyoya says, and I smirk at him.
"Sure okay, pansy~" I sing, taking of my skirt and running to the tidal pool, diving in. Awh shit. The chlorine is making my hair dye wash out.
"Uwah, Ryu-Chan why is your hair changing color!" Hunny freaks out. It's currently just me and him in the pool, Mori left to get a drink.
"It's hair dye dummy. The chlorine makes it wash out." I explain, running a hand through my short hair, and it coming back as black.
"Then what's your original color..?"
"Dark orange, almost red. Same as Kotetsu." I say, going back underwater.
Hikaru's POV
Who knew Ryuko had that big of a chest! And she's so short! I know Kaoru's thinking the same thing. After she warned us not to look we haven't.. well we've been sneaking peeks, along with some at Haruhi too~
Kotetsu, Kaoru, and I hide behind a surfboard as Tono shoots at us. 3 against 1, we're totally going to win this~ Kaoru and I don't believe that Ryuko can tell us apart, it was obviously just a coincidence. Right? Shaking the thought off, all three of us shoot the Idiot King, and he runs at us, but slips on some water and goes sliding into a totem pool. All three of us were laughing.
"Um guys...?" Kotetsu asks, and we look over at him. He's pointing to the tidal pool, which started making bigger and bigger waves, until a huge one came and consumed both Hunny-Senpai and Ryuko. Uh oh..
"Mitsukuni!"
"Onee-Chan!"
"Ryuko!" We all shout, rushing over to the tidal pool, they were already gone. And in their places, were alligators!?
"Shit, you guys we have to find them!" Kotetsu shouts, freaking out.
"Don't worry, i'm sure Hunny-Senpai and her are doing fine together." Kaoru and I both say. Or at least we hope.
Ryuko's POV
When the wave crashed on top of me, I got knocked out. Waking up abruptly, I cough roughly. I'm in the middle of a jungle goddammit. And.. alone. When I notice this, I begin to freak out. Hunny was with me too wasn't he? Where's he? I hate being alone, it bothers me so much.
I stand up, my legs shaking from the cold, and in fear. Let's just find Hunny and i'll go from there. I walk on the edge of the river, hugging myself as water drips down my face. If there's tears, i'll just blame the water. After about five minutes of searching, i'm shaking and hyperventilating. Looking to the side, I see a flash of blonde and run for it, seeing Hunny come into view.
"Mitsukuni!" I shout, forgetting formalities of last names and running to him. I hug him tightly, both of us almost falling.
"R-ryu-Chan! Are you okay? I was looking for you.." Hunny trails off. He notices me shaking, and slowly hugs me back. "Ne, is everything alright?"
"Sh-shut up.. j-just let me hug you for a moment k-kay?"
"O-okay..?" He questions quietly. My face was buried in his shoulder. After a couple minutes, my breathing went back to normal and I wasn't shaking. Taking a deep breath, I let go of him, and he gives me a serious questioning look. I glare slightly, grabbing his arm and flipping him.
"Thanks.. Don't tell anyone about that, got it?" I tell him, and then help him back to his feet as he looks at me skeptically. We look at each other for a moment and I get annoyed. "You have questions, I can tell. You get three."
"Why only three?" He asks, brushing some dirt off.
"Okay that was your first question." Hunny gives me a look, and I smirk.
"Well... why did you freak out once you found me?" He asked, and began to walk, explaining how we should follow the river back.
"I don't like being alone for long periods of time. If I find out you tell anyone, i'm gonna hurt you." I warn after telling him, and I hear him giggle.
"Were you crying?" He asks me, and I tense.
"Pfft, no." I lie.
"Then why's your face all red?" He asks, and I quickly think of an excuse
"Sun?"
"We're inside Ryu-Chan." Hunny laughs, looking back at me.
"And what if I was? What're you gonna do, go blabber to the hosts on how i'm a fuckin scaredy cat?" I glare at him, and he gives me this look.. My heart quickened slightly, but I shook it off.
"No, i'm just surprised, that's all~"
"Surprised?"
"Yea, I didn't know the 'badass type' had a weakness. You have a soft spot, where you don't like being alone. And sweets of course." He laughs, and I run at him. I chase him through the jungle, shouting his name.
"If I catch you i'm gonna break your legs!" I shout, and he stops suddenly, making me run into the back of him, but he grabbed my arm and flipped me over his back. I glare up at him. "What, is this gonna be a normal thing now?" I inquire, grabbing his ankle and tripping him so we were in a similar position from yesterday. We're both lying on the ground, me on my back and him on his stomach, our heads relatively close.
"I'm still gonna break your legs sometime." I mutter, putting an arm over my eyes, sighing. A second later, a drop of water falls on my face, making me flinch. "Hunny what the hell are you doing."
"I'm not doing anything Ryu-Chan!" He whines, "It's starting to rain, inside! Maybe we should find shelter."
"Nah, if it's just rain. I'd rather lay here." I say, moving so my hands are behind my head. Looking over, I see Hunny moved under some big fern leaves.
"Ne, Ryu-Chan, may I ask one more question, please?" He asks after a moment. The rain's gotten harder and i've closed my eyes.
"One."
"Can you sing something for me?"
"Eh? Why?" I ask, turning onto my side to look at him.
"I wanna hear you sing~"
"You did on the hard drive-"
"In person." I give him a look, not wanting to. "If you don't i'll tell Tama-Chan that you hate being alone!"
"You blackmailing bastard." I scowl, and he giggles, an evident smirk on his face. "Fine." I think of a song, before sitting up and starting to sing.
(i'll put the video, but im not gonna put the lyrics XD)
https://youtu.be/P8gLlDnl9es
"There, ya happy?" I ask. As soon as I stopped singing, the rain stopped.
"Hmm! Very!" We look at each other a moment, and he stands up. "I won't tell them about your fear, or that you were crying. ButIcantellthemtomakeyousingforthenextdancewehave!" He yells extremely fast, and then runs off. So the chase begins. Again.
When he runs through some trees, I lose sight of him. Running through them too, I run into a guy dressed in black, making me fall back on my ass. "Oi watch it-!"
"Takashi, Haruhi, duck!" Hunny shouts, and swings in on a vine. Taking note of the situation fully, Takashi and Haruhi are surrounded by Ootori police, and Hunny just knocked one out. Oo it's time to shine~! Both Hunny and I begin knocking the guards out. We flip guards over our shoulders, and they collide together. We smirk at each other for a brief moment before going back into the fray.
"Picking on my friends is a no no, got it?" He scolds once we're finished. I wipe my hands off and then the rest of the guys show up.
"Onee-Chan!" My brother freaks, running to me and hugging me, twirling me off my feet. Tamaki does the same to Haruhi. After our explanations of our side of the story (leaving out the crying and singing) and how we learned martial arts (I got bored and took classes at home), we started walking back to the entrance.
"Tama-Chan, when's our next dance?" Hunny asks, and I turn my head, glaring at him.
"Why it's next week actually! Why do you ask Hunny-Senpai?" Tamaki responds, twirling.
"We're planning on a masquerade ball~" The twins chime in, and Hunny's face lights up.
"Ryu-Chan's gotta sing for the ball then! She can go in disguise as a girl for it, and sing a song!" He says, throwing his hands in the air. I feel my eye twitch as I glare daggers at him.
"That's perfect!" Tamaki says, cheering.
"If we have her sing atop the balcony, the guests will underestimate her height and won't become suspicious." Kyoya says. Wait, he's agreeing with all of this?!
"Hunny.."
"Hm~?"
"I still have two legs to break!" I shout, chasing after him, all the way out of the resort.
"We should go to the beach next." The twins suggest, but I don't hear them since i'm too busy chasing this annoyingly sweet bastard.
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