"There, nice and clean." I whisper to myself, placing Usa-Chan on a table in the Music Room. 

"Hey Haruhi, Ryuko~" The twins sing and I look over while Haruhi does the same. "Wanna play dress up~?"

"Depends what the payment is and what i'm dressing up in." I say, walking over to them. "What do you have to offer?"

"Uh... we'll buy you a cake," "If you wear this bunny cosplay?" Hikaru and Kaoru ask, holding up a bunny outfit. A skimpy one at that.

"No, no way." Haruhi immediately says, but I stare at the outfit.

"3 triple layered cakes, one ice cream, one strawberry, and one chocolate." 

"What kind of ice cream?" Kaoru asks and I smile. He wants details. Good boy.

"Napoleon layered cake with oreos on top, and frosting."

"Deal~!" The twins sing, handing me the outfit. "Oh Haruhi~!"

If I get three cakes from this, a little while won't hurt. I change into the outfit, which was a sleeveless red leotard, black fishnet tights, black stilettos, and matching black bunny ears and tail. Hm.. I could be a waitress~ 

Laughing to myself, I walk back out of the changing room to see the twins and Tamaki arguing.

"We cosplay all the time, so what!?" Tamaki yells, running around.

"We wanted to put her in a bunny costume," "Like Ryuko!" They smirk, and look over at me. All three of their jaws drop, and, deciding to fool around, I do a girly giggle, acting shy.

"Does it look okay?" I ask quietly, and Tamaki starts to freak out about my virginity. Since when has playing dress up dealt with having sex?! While he's freaking out and the twins are just gawking at me. I take Haruhi away from the gingers and pat her head.

"I can't believe you did it." Haruhi chuckles and I smile.

"Free cake~"

"Ryuko!" I look over to see Kotetsu gaping at me. He just walked into the club. "What on earth are you wearing?!"

"Bunny cosplay~!" I laugh, doing a tiny hop. "Mm I need something sweet.." I trail off and Tetsu runs up to me, shoving a chocolate in my mouth and then hugging me. 

"Why would you wear that in front of a bunch of guys?!"

"Ey, Haruhi's here too."

"I don't mind that you're fooling around since we don't have guests," Kyoya speaks up, typing on a laptop. "But do keep it down, as Huni-Senpai is sleeping."

"What're we gonna do about Usa-Chan!?" Tamaki whisper shouts, and I look over, finally realizing Usa-Chan was covered in tea.

I glare, looking to the idiotic trio. "Who in the hell spilled tea on Usa-Chan?!" Squeaking in fear, the three go and hide behind a couch.

"We might as well wake him up and apologize." Haruhi says, going over to Huni.

"No don't! Haruhi come back over where it's safe." Tamaki says, dragging Haruhi back. I drown them out as I look at Usa-Chan. I just had him washed and everything. Damn king bastard. Kotetsu was scolding me for putting the outfit on, but I was ignoring him too.

"How much did they offer you?" He finally asks, and I hold up three fingers while picking the dripping Usa-Chan up with my other hand.

"I'll get you 5 cakes if you go and change-"

"He's awake!" Tamaki shouts, and I look over to see Huni sitting up in bed. "Quick, we must use a substitute!" Next thing I know, i'm pushed onto the bed, falling onto Huni's lap. I hear him take a sharp intake of breath, and see him open his eyes.

"R-ryu-Chan?" He mumbles, his face turning red as he looks me up and down. I move so i'm sitting next to him. 

"How'd you sleep?" I ask him, resting my chin in my hand.

"What're you wearing?"

"Bunny Cosplay the twins wanted to put me in. They're getting me 3 triple layered cakes~ But Kotetsu offered 5 if I take it off."

"I'll give you 10 if you wear it on our next date."He whispers, making me blush and stutter.

"Wh-wha-.. wh-who said we're going on another date- ... 10 cakes?" I groan. 

"Triple layered."

"Alright! Fine!" I stand up, my hands raised in defeat.

"What was that about?" Kotetsu asks me but I just growl. I go to the changing room and get out of the outfit. Coming back out, Tamaki's crying to Mori while Huni's trying to feed Usa-Chan cake.

I walk up to the twins, "You owe me three cakes," And the up to Kotetsu. "And you owe me 5."

Any chance for free cake, I will take.

Timeskip to a couple days later

"What's your favorite type of sweet Ryuko?" A guest asks me as I lounge on a couch, a bag of cookies on my chest.

"Anything that you make is fine with me," I lean closer to her, whispering. "Just don't tell the others that you're my personal favorite." The girl giggles, blushing and nodding. I notice Mikori sitting towards the back, and I blush slightly. Setting my cookies down, but taking a few, I stand up and walk over to her. "Mikori, I want to talk to you for a sec." 

She stands up quickly, following me silently out to the hall.

"I-i'm sorry Ryu-Kun, I don't know what got into me! P-please forgive me!" She says quickly, looking at the ground.

"Miko..." I trail off, sighing. "Can you keep a secret?" To this, she nods. "I'm actually a girl.." I lift my shirt to show the bandages. "Crossdressing."

"Wh-what... so... I kissed, a girl?!" She squeaks in embarrassment and crumples to the ground. "Oh my gosh Ryuko, i'm so sorry."

"Hey hey, it's chill really." I chuckle, kneeling down in front of her. I offer her a cookie while eating one myself. "We can still be friends." She looks up at me shyly, slowly taking the cookie and taking a bite.

"Thank you..." I nod and we both stand back up, going into the club room. "Hey, don't you ever get cavities from eating so many sweets?"

"Nah, I never have and never will-" I get cut off as I bite down on my cookie. A sharp pain seared through my teeth. Ohh no. Looking around the room, I see Kotetsu staring at me, and everyone else watching Huni. He has the same pained expression as I do.

"Is it..?" Haruhi and Mikori ask, and I shake my head, walking back over to my station while holding my cheek.

"I'm fine." Huni and I say at the same time.

"Ryuko.." Kotetsu narrows his eyes and walks over to me. I keep shaking my head, telling him to go away. The other guests begin to notice that i'm in the same boat as Huni, and keep looking between the two of us as Mori and Kotetsu advance.

"I told you it's nothing! Tetsu go away!" I glare at him and he stops. I never get mad at him.

"Mori-Senpai, is it a cavity?" Tamaki asks, and I look over to see Mori looking into Huni's mouth. Mori nods.

"Ryu just let me take a look.." Kotetsu insists, and walks up to me. I shake my head, clamping my mouth shut, but then wincing in pain. He sighs and lifts my chin up, and I reluctantly open my mouth.

"You too, Ryu?" Tamaki asks, and Kotetsu nods.

"Tamaki.." Mori says and my eyes slowly begin to widen as Tamaki begins to talk.

"Yes of course. Until these two hosts get over their cavities, i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask that we refrain from having sweets in the club room."

Huni and I both freak out as Kotetsu and Mori take our sweet piles away. I run up to Tamaki, pulling on his arm.

"Tamaki you can't! You can't take sweets away from me, i'd never survive!" I shout in exasperation. "Tetsu, please!"

"No more sweets."

Huni and I both scream.

After the club

I go up to Huni, shaking his shoulders. "We're going to die. What're we going to do?!" I gasp suddenly and whisper urgently. "Huni, my closet at home!!" Both of our eyes light up and we bid our farewells before leaving. Mori and Kotetsu couldn't keep up as we ran out of the school.

Getting to my house, I throw the door open and clamber up the steps to my bedroom. We both fall inside, panting. Rushing over to my closet, I go to throw the door open. It doesn't budge.

"Eh? It's locked? It's never locked. MAID!" I scream and instantly a maid appears at my door. "I need sweets."

"I-i'm sorry Miss, but Master Kotetsu said not to give any to Mistress Ryuko." She stutters and then runs as I throw a book at her. Screaming in agitation, I stomp my foot.

"Ryu-Chan, calm down, you're acting like a child..." Huni says, placing a hand on my shoulder.

I shrug it away, glaring at the ground. We stand in silence before I give up and bust the closet door open. It's.. empty. Falling to my knees, I hide my face in my hands, tears finally finding their way through my anger. I sense Huni crouch down next to me, and he takes my hands away and then brings my face to his.

"Huni.. this isn't the right time for kissing." I mumble, putting my forehead against his as I sniffle.

"That's.. not what I was gonna do." He lies badly, but continues speaking. "We'll come up with some plans, okay?" 

I nod numbly as Mori and Kotetsu appear at my door way. We rise from the floor and I wipe my tears as Huni walks over to his cousin. 

"I'll.. see you tomorrow Ryu-Chan." He mutters before letting Mori lead him out of my house. Looking at Kotetsu, we lock eyes with each other for a minute. Walking to my bedroom door I slam it in his face. I don't get sweets, he doesn't get my affection.

The next day, a bandage was tied around my head, making me look stupidly cute. Along with Huni. Trudging down the hall, I hear the girls talking about how they felt bad. Next thing I know, my bag is taken from me. 

"Oi, give it back you bast- Tetsu what're you doing." I grumble, going to reach for my bag. He tips it upside down and a pile of cookies and candies fall out. "I wasn't gonna eat them.."

"Then look at this, if you're not going to eat." Tetsu says calmly, holding out a cake flyer. Feeling the tears form in my eyes, I grab my bag and storm away.

I meet Huni after school and we walk to the club room together slowly, discussing our plans while both of us rub our sour cheeks. We had no idea that Kyoya was warning everyone to not fall for our strategies.

Our First Strategy - Use The Cute

"Tetsu-Nii~! My cavity's gone!" I laugh, running up to him. "The swelling has gone down and it doesn't even hurt. May I please please please have a cookie? Just one?" I ask, and instead he shoves a popsicle into my mouth.

"There's something sweet." He says as my swelling returns and tears pour out of my eyes from the pain.

Meeting up with Huni a little while later, we both got the same results. Doing a few cigarettes, we discuss our next plans.

Our Second Strategy - Indirectly

"Hey girls~" I smile my signature smile, falling into a couch. "What's today, Wednesday? Isn't that when all of you lovelies get me sweets?" I ask innocently, looking around at all of them.

"A-actually.. we made you a fruit salad. I-it's still sweet, but healthy!" They smile nervously, holding the bowl out. I take it sadly, but eat it nonetheless. 

Meeting up with Huni, his guests just ran away. I share some of my fruit salad with him as I light a few more.

Our Third Strategy - Heartstrings

I'm not so good at this one, so I go up to Nichi. 

"Hey I heard about the sweets ban, i'm sorry to hear that man." She says as I come up to her.

I hang my head, "What'd I do to deserve this Nichi.. so what if I'm the Badass Type, surely god couldn't hate me that much." 

"Eh.. Killer King, what's wrong?" She asks nervously and I look up at her, tears in my eyes.

"What did I do wrong?" I ask, and she looks around before pulling out a brownie. My mouth instantly starts to water.

"Don't tell anyone, okay?" 

I nod, taking my prized possession before going back over to Huni, planning on sharing. Which is something I usually don't do, but in this case, i'd feel bad if I didn't. Just as I reach him, Kyoya walks up to us and plucks the brownie out of my hand, scolding me.

I glare, my mood suddenly becoming sour. Continuing on my way to Huni, I notice him holding a kelp bar in his hand. We both sigh in defeat, looking at each other with dead eyes.

Three Days with no Candy

At this point, Huni and I are pacing back and forth in the club room. I've already smoked like 4 packs, and surprisingly none of the hosts know yet.

"They're gonna crack.." I hear Tamaki whisper. Huni and I trudge into the kitchen, looking in cupboards for candy, but sadly, Kyoya emptied them a long while ago. Stumbling back out of the kitchen, we both collapse to the ground.

"That's it," "Three days and they've given up." Hikaru and Kaoru whisper, and Tamaki walks over to us. Kneeling down, he pats our backs. 

"Um.. Huni-Senpai, Ryuko?"

As Huni turns and bites Tamaki's hand, I lurch forward and bite his ankle. Tamaki screams and begins running around the room, dragging us with.

"Mitsukuni don't take this out on others." Mori says, and that causes him to let go, but my grip stays firm.

"Ryuko, this is disgraceful of you. This is low, even for you." Kotetsu says, and I slowly let go. This is low?

"You're both disgraceful." Mori says, and Huni and I both glare.

"Takashi/Kotetsu... you idiots!" He and I both shout, grabbing their wrists and throwing them over our shoulders. I can't stand it. We've both snapped.

We alternate our speech as we scream, him starting.  "A little bit isn't going to hurt us!"

"You're so mean to me!"

"You're such a hardhead"

"Both of you back off already!"

"That's it! I hate you Takashi/Kotetsu!" We both shout and then run out of the room, Tamaki chasing after us.

"You two, stop!" Tamaki shouts as we're half way down the hall. Glancing at each other, we look back at Tamaki. "Come here-"

"You don't understand Tamaki!" I shout, "This stupid cavity is ruining everything! I've never shouted at Kotetsu before, let alone tell him I hated him! I'm turning out to be just like my parents!" I groan loudly, heading for the stairs, but Huni grabs my hand.

"Come here," He says again. "Listen to what they have to say." Tamaki coaxes, and Huni half drags/half carries me back to the doors.

"It's my fault.. twice before Mitsukuni's nap time I forgot to remind him to brush his teeth... I wouldn't've been able to live with myself if he hadn't've thrown me down." Mori says, and I roll my eyes. It's not his responsibility.

"But what about Kotetsu?" "You were harsh too." Hikaru and Kaoru say, and I listen more intetnly.

"Ryu-Nee is independent, but I usually always watch her sugar intake. I tell our maids and butlers what type of candy they should be carrying so she doesn't over-do herself on sweets.. but I haven't been home lately, and she's been having to stay at home alone..." He trails off as my eyes widen at his story. "I just can't believe she said that to me.."

Tamaki places his hands on our shoulders, "There you have it.. what're you two going to do?"

At the same time, Huni and I run in, crying. "We're sorry Takashi/Kotetsu!!" And we throw ourselves at them, hugging them tightly.

"I don't hate you! I was real mean, but I promise I didn't mean any of it!" I tell him, burying my face in his shoulder. He hugs me back, mumbling an apology too. After we've all calmed down, I do smack Kotetsu. 

"You don't have to watch out for me. I'm independent after all." I smile to him and he chuckles, rubbing his cheek.

A couple days later

"CAKE!" I shout, seeing my three triple layered cakes sitting in front of me. As guests flood into the room, all of mine hand me sweets, and Huni's guests do the same to him. My closet is unlocked, my maids are carrying sweets again, and a mountain of sweets tower before me. 

All I can say is-

"Ryu-Chan~!" Huni bounces over to me, cake smeared across his face. "I'll give you 20 triple layered cakes if you spend the night at my place with that bunny outfit." He says quietly so the guests around us couldn't hear.

"20?" I start to stutter like I did earlier but then laugh, "Screw it, yes." I look at all of my guests and then pull Huni's face closer to mine, licking some of the frosting off. And then flipping him over my shoulder. Loud pitch squealing fills the room as Huni sits up with a rosy face.

All I can say is, FUCK cavities. They bring out the worst in you.