Chapter Twenty-Three: Eggs Are Ugly Like You

Did I ever tell you that my mom was crazy enough to kill me? Or did that slip my mind? If I didn't, than I'm telling you right now. Because right now, I swear I saw smoke come out of her ears.

"What the hell is going on?" Aunt Celine yelled walking into the house with her hands on both sides of her hips.

Behind her, my worst nightmare moved further into the house.

My mom wiped the icing from her cheek and looked at me. She smiled looking at me calmly, "Where's Aldan? "

I looked at her and then my eyes went down behind the bench ignoring Aldan that was waving his hands at me frantically to cover for him. They couldn't see him because he was hiding behind the counter and they were on the other side of the kitchen while the both of us were inside the kitchen.

Aunt Celine walked towards the counter from the other side and rested her hands on the counter. Without looking around she said calmly. "Aldan, if you don't get your ass up. I'm taking all your phone, car and even room privileges so you can have fun sleeping with Michael Jackson deep underground. "

I heard a gulp and before I knew it, Aldan got up slowly and carefully. More of the carefully though.
He moved towards me and stood beside me.

The both folded their arms and looked at us.

"You both look ridiculous!" my mom stated shaking her head.

Aldan leaned in beside me and whispered. "No matter what, we're in this together. "

I nodded my head.

"You're cleaning this mess immediately!" Aunt Celine scolded.

"I swear it was Page who started it, I had nothing to do with this! " My mouth hung open and I turned around to look at Aldan.

What a gay?

"Start cleaning! "

They both turned back around and walked back out of the house. I turned around and looked at Aldan.

"So much for we're in this together." I mumbled slapping the back of his head causing him to shoot me a death glare.

"You did not just touch his majesty's hair." His eyes widened as he glared at me.

I rolled my eyes huffing. "Well your majesty get your royal ego outta the way and help me clean your royal shit!"

"I didn't do it. Entirely..." He added slowly and raised his dark eye brows.

"Well you started it, just like all the problems you drag me into. Its your fault!"

"You shot me with flour first. You started it!"

"Stop being a girl, man up and take some responsibility." I turned around and picked up the duster and dust pan walking back into the kitchen.

"I am a man. You just don't know it because-"

"Will you two shut your mouths and get working!" My mom yelled back inside the house.

I shut my mouth and looked at Aldan.

He started mouthing to me. "I thought they left? "

I shrugged. "They obviously didn't. "

"Kids, stop mouthing to each other and get to work! " Aunt Celine yelled inside the house.

My eyes widened and I looked at Aldan. I mouthed to him again. "How did she know that we were-"

My mom stuck her head inside the house. "Agnes! Shut the hell up child! "

I immediately shortened what I wanted to say and put my head down ignoring Aldan that was containing his laughter. He looked like a bloated goat trying to keep in his laughter. My mom narrowed her eyes at the both of us telling us that if she heard anything, we were going to sleep outside and that went for the both of us.

She left and then I turned around to look at Aldan who was doing a silent laugh. You know when you laugh but no noise at all comes out, yes, that was Aldan right now.

He looked at me and faked wiping tear away from his green eyes. "Agnes. "

"Shut up brat! "

He smiled but didn't say anything.

I shut my mouth, so did Aldan and we both started cleaning. OK, I admit. Maybe I did start the fight. But I didn't mess the whole place up, I just threw flour and squeezed icing mixture. That's all I did, while he threw eggs, poured milk and honey. See, most of it was his fault.

I lifted up my head and scanned my living room. The place wasn't entirely a mess. I mean apart from the couch, the coffee table, the kitchen aisle and the kitchen. It wasn't like the whole place was messed up. I smiled a little at the thought of quickly finishing up.

"Stop smiling more cleaning please." I turned my head to see Aldan with a broom in his hand.

"I'm gonna ignore that."

"Right," he rolled his green eyes.

"What are you even doing with a broom? There's nothing to sweep!" I said grabbing the garbage bag.

"And why are you holding a garbage bag? There's nothing to collect! " he interjected giving me a bored expression.

"Yes there is. "

"There's no garbage dumb face. " he simply stated.

"There is. " I pushed.

"Like what kinda garbage? "

"Like you! "

"Funny Page. Funny." he rolled his eyes turning around and dusting the coffee table.

"Just shut up and work. I'm done with you!" I said turning around and collecting little plastics around the kitchen area.

"Done? What does that even mean? "

"Dude! Shut up! " I argued and continued to collect plastics.

"You shut up! " he yelled a little.

"Jesus Christ Aldan! You're not a freaking twelve year old! " I yelled back at him stopping by chore and turning around to face him who was already looking at me with an annoyed expression glued to his face.

"You're right, I'm not!"

"Well you're sure as hell acting like one!"

"You know what? The only one acting like a child is you. You can't grow up eggie! " he said looking seriously at me.

He use to call me eggie when we were kids because of my middle name: Agnes. I've always hated it but he knew I hated to be called that.

I gasped, "Take that back! "

"What? Eggie? Nah, it suits you cause you sure look like one! "

"Well.. So what? Eggs are cute! " I said dropping the garbage bag and putting my hands on my hips.

"They're ugly. " he shot back lifting up the broom to point at me.

I smirked. "Like you. "

"Oh hell n-"

Suddenly the door burst and aunt Celine stood there. It was like a slow motion kind of thing. With the kind of background music that Freddy Kruger uses to kill people.

"Out! "

I looked at Aldan and he did the same.

"What? " we both said in unison confused.

"Out of the house. " she repeated every word slowly and carefully.

I turned and looked at Aldan who wore the same expression as I did.

"Out! Out! Out! "



















































Hey guys (nervous laugh) sorry I've been MIA for a while huh? (scratches neck) well, I've recently just been in and out of the hospital. Being sick and all and didn't have time to write although I did have time to roam the internet. But thanks for you guys and the patience that you guys have and for that, I have a special surprise for you guys in the next chapter. Also, I'm sorry, this is a filler chapter and I know it's wack but bear with me okay. And also, #Paldan fans get ready for some action. (wink wink)

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