Chapter Four: Who Talks About Nakedness In The Morning?

Tickles. Why does my nose tickles? I thought shaking my head. It stopped for a while when I heard a deep chuckle, then it started again. My nose tickled again, I shook my head and groaned but it didn't stop. I mumbled under my breath and twitched my nose but it didn't stop again, so my instincts kicked in and I lifted my right hand and slammed it unto my face making me sit up in shock when I felt something mushy slam against my face.

Cream! Whipped freaking cream!

"Ugh! " I cried looking around for the genius who did this when my blue eyes met with a pair of green eyes that were twinkling with evilness.

"Say whipped cream! " The stupid person said followed by a flash of a phone camera.

"What the hell are you-"

"Look at this-" he turned his phone and showed me the picture chuckling. I could make out through the whipped cream covering my eyes, that in the picture my mouth was half open and my blonde hair was sticking out every where everywhere. So basically, I looked hideous. "Isn't it a masterpiece?"

"Why you-"

"Well it was about time you woke up, " he said chuckling and putting his iPhone back into his leather jacket then plopping into my study chair putting his hands behind his head and winking at me.

"What the heck are you doing in my room Aldan! " I spat spitting out some whipped cream out of my mouth making them fly across the room.

He flinched and then picked up a book from the study to shelter himself, "Easy there! This is a new jacket and you're spitting over everything! " he started inspecting his brand new jacket for smudges and then dusting it.

I swear if this was in the cartoons, I'd be fuming red with smoke coming out of my nose and ears like a wild bull. "What the hell are you doing here! "

"Oh me? Nah, your mom let me in, " he smirked and said almost too calm, "She's a sweetheart really. " he placed his hand over his heart and acted as if it was such a heart warming moment. I swear I wanted to wipe that stupid smirk off of his stupid face.

My face was covered in whipped cream with the demon reincarnated inside my room, on my study chair. Why!

"I am literally going to loose my shit-"

"Okay that's kinda gross, " He scrunched up his perfect sharp nose, "I mean the bathrooms right there and I don't want to witness you loosing shit, literally," he smirked and looked at me through his dark eye lashes then pulled down his ray bans on his head down to cover his stupid green eyes.

Dear lord have mercy on me. I am so mad right now, I thought breathing slowly. You know what? Screw this, I can't take it!

"Aldan! " I screamed his name reminding me of Alvin and the chipmunk when Dave yells at Alvin. He burst out into fits of laughter throwing his head back making his apple bob up and down. Oh how I wish I could just hold it and choke him with it! "You're lying! My mom would never let you in!" I said looking at him. I mean my mom thinks we're best friends, even his mom but mom really? Letting him in my room?

"Oh she would never have unless she thought we were best friends like she and my mom thinks so I used it as my advantage. Y'know she fell for the 'I have to wake up my best friend with B&B with the whipped cream' trick. " he stopped laughing and shrugged.

"Oh yeah, well what if I was naked? " I blurted out before I could stop myself.

What the hell Page! What did you do! What did you just say! Take it back, take it back!

My eyes widened in realisation to what I had just said and he smirked, "I mean- um-" I cleared my throat, "Well you see girls, they- they kind of just sleep naked."

He raised his eyebrows and folded his arms. My eyes widened even more, "I mean not naked naked! Just naked but not literally naked because they're kind of half naked but really they're just naked because sleeping naked, I mean who would want to do that? " I scoffed, "So sleeping naked is like totally pointless because -"

"I get it!" he rolled his eyes, "Just get up and go wash!"

"Right! I'll wash naked I mean- Jesus, " I stopped blinked some of the whipped cream away when he burst into laughter again.

"You are definitely not a morning person. And who talks about nakedness in the morning! Just get your ugly ass in the shower, wash and fix your nest! " he stood up and walked over to the door.

"My hair is perfect! " I threw a pillow at him.

"Uh, that hurt. Okay ugly ducking, get up. Your hair is in a mess and it'll always be a mess no matter what you say so shut up and get dressed, I'm driving you to school, " he said getting up and walking out of my room.

"Excuse me? I'm not going anywhere with you! It's Friday and I can sleep in if I want too! " I said looking at him through the whipped cream that was blurring my vision making me blink my eyes several more times to clear it.

Dang you Aldan.

"I'll get your ass!" I shouted, "-that sounded less disturbing in my head."

He gave me a bored expression, "My ass is a sexy thing and to give it up to an ugly thing like you, is horrible and yes, it is disturbing! "

My jaw literally dropped! How can one be so up themselves. Such a... A pig!

"You're an ass! "

"So I've been told-" he winked, "-right after you wash and come down looking less uglier than you already are, your mom has news for you. With my mom, " he shrugged.

"About what? " I asked frowning.

"Why are you asking me? I don't know anything, " he said walking towards the door before turning around, "oh and um make sure to wash your eyes more carefully because the whipped cream is all in there and you might go blind so yeah," then he closed the door.

"And clean your eye shit too! " his voice rang through the wooden door.

Wow, just when I was thinking that he was telling me to be more careful, he ruins it! I sighed making some of the whipped cream fly off my face when suddenly the door opened again making me jump.

Aldan shoved his head in, "I almost forgot!" he walked to the dresser and grabbed the whipped cream, "Wear something nice okay? " he sprayed a mouthful into his mouth and then headed to the door again not before shooting me with the can and the slamming the door.

Wow, what a great morning! Waking up to the face of the devil! Beautiful huh? sarcasm included mind you. I picked up the whipped cream that landed beside me when he shot me with it and sprayed a mouthful into my mouth too. I sighed eating it and looking around the room. I stood up and tried to fold my beddings but then I remembered that there was nothing to fold so I just straightened the cover and organized the pillows neatly.

I'll ask my mom for a new blanket later, I thought walking to the bathroom. Suddenly all the images of what happened earlier this morning came back. I hope it was a dream.

Your blankets are all gone stupid, what you mean it's a dream! My head yelled at me.

"Right, " I mumbled to myself before stripping and stepping into the bathroom. After I showered I rushed outside and threw on my fall out boy T-shirt and my black jeans. I opened my closet and reached inside to remove my blue sneaker. I put on the right side and reached inside again to grab the other one but it wasn't there.

"Where are you? " I let out an exaggerated sigh and pushed my hand deep inside my closet again. It then dawned on me that I shot the stranger with it. I gasped standing up to walk to the window and looked down thinking it would be laying there, instead it wasn't. That idiot must've took it with him. That was my favorites shoe. I didn't even see because the only light that was on was my bed lamp.

"Great, just great! " I took off the right side of my blue converse and threw it back into the closet going with my black combat boots and slipping them on.

I grabbed my bag that was hanging on my study chair and strolled downstairs to hear voices arguing underneath. I walked downstairs and stood at the landing finding the brat, aunt Celine and my mom standing there. The brat was sitting on one of the kitchen chairs resting his elbows behind him on the kitchen bench while aunt Celine and my mom were in the kitchen.

"What's the commotion about? " I asked fiddling with my bag strap.

"Nothing really, just your... Nest, " Aldan chuckled putting his head down so I could see his green eyes behind the ray bans he was wearing and wiggled his eyebrows up at my hair.

I gave him a look and he shrugged. "I'm serious!"

"Well honey, " my mom started coming out of the kitchen to me and walked me slowly to where Aldan was sitting down now eating an apple, "Remember that big party I was telling you about that Celine and I were trying to cater for?"

I looked at my mom, "You mean the BakeGala? "

The BakeGala was this huge place where they hosted parties. It belonged to these rich people. A lot of schools try to hire it out for outings and all those rich stuff rich people do. Last year the seniors from our school had their last dinner before their graduation and since it's a tradition, I couldn't wait till the year ended. It is so huge, literally it'll make giants look smaller.

"Yes that's the one. So we got the job and-"

"Mom! Congratulations! " I exclaimed looking at her. She's wanted this for a really long time. She's always talking about how much money she could make in one night by just selling cupcakes and cakes and all those stuff she cooks.

"Thank you honey but-"

"Was that the news? Is that what you wanted to tell me? " I asked smiling, "I'm so proud of both of you!"

I stopped exclaiming when Aldan made a gagging sound and I shot him a look.

"Not just that, but your dad is going away this afternoon too and so am I with Celine," she said slowly.

"So? " Aldan spoke up looking at my mom.

"So, " aunt Celine continued, "as you know, Aldan's dad is always away and I don't trust him alone at home-"

I looked at Aldan and he looked at me, both of us already knew what was coming next. Dang it, This pretending-to-be-buddies is getting us in the wrong direction all together!

"Mom! It's Friday! I can't baby sit! "

"Mom! I'm almost 18 and I am pretty sure I don't need a babysitter! "

"Stop both of you, " aunt Celine said, "Aldan you are going to be grounded for 2 months if you don't look after her for just one night! "

"Mom I-"

"Nothing Aldan! Nothing. If you say one more thing, I will make sure you will choke on that apple! " she warned making Aldan groan and put his head down in shame. I was chuckling at him and he gave me a dirty look and continued chewing his apple.

"And you-" my mom said turning to me making me snap out of my teasing moment and look at her.

"I am fine mom. I can take care of myself. "

"No way Page Perie Agnes Edison-"

Aldan choked on his apple and started hitting his chest and fanning himself. He mouthed behind my mom, opening his mouth making a silent laugh, "Agnes? "

"Mom! " I said looking at my mom who was dead serious.

She used my other middle name! I never liked that name!

"No if's, and's or but's got it young lady? " she said pointing her finger at me.

I looked at Celine who was in the kitchen, then at Aldan who was mouthing huge no's when his mom slapped him at the back of his head causing him to shut up then I looked back at my mom.

I sighed, "Fine! "

My mom smiled and looked at Aldan, "What about you? "

He groaned, "If I do it just this one night can I go out on the weekend please mom? " he asked making his best puppy look.

I coughed, "Ugly puppy! " then cleared my throat and hit my chest looking around the room trying to avoid his eyes.

"Yes you can as long as your room is clean. Does that mean you're in?" His mom asked raising her perfect eyebrows at her son who jumped up from his chair in excitement.

"Mother f-" aunt Celine cleared her throat and looked at him, "-Are wonderful. I meant mothers are wonderful! "

"Better be, " my mom said looking at him who gave her a cute smile.

"Ass kisser, " I mumbled rolling my eyes.

"Besides, " aunt Celine said putting her hands on her hips, "You guys are best friends, I am really sure you'll get along."

"Yeah, till we all dead," Aldan mumbled when his mom slapped the back of his head.

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Chapter four! Yay! I am beat! You know what, I was writing this chapter on my way to school in the morning and I was so engrossed that I didn't realize we already arrived at school. The whole day I couldn't stop thinking about this chapter because I have no idea what just made me so mad inspired that I felt the need to just keep on writing. Anyway, so at lunch, I was writing this.

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