This is how conversations go (partially in my head)

Dip stick: hey, have you watched Dan and Phil before?

Me (internally): oh my gosh, I hate you so much. Yes I watch Dan and Phil, I watched them before they became super popular! I was like the only person who I knew that watched it for years!

Me: yeah, I've watched their videos

Dip stick: so, you've seen all of the PINOFs?

Me (internally): I have literally seen every single episode, much less all of the PINOFs!!

Me: yeah, I have

Dip stick: so you draw whiskers on your face in sharpie for fun?

Me (internally): gosh no! Only reeeeeeaaaaally stupid people do that. Sharpie is super hard to get off and it damages your skin cells!

Me: no, I did do it with eyeliner once though.

Dip stick: Dan and Phil should date, I don't know why they're not dating yet. They would make a good couple and they obviously love each other

Me (internally): ummmm, excuse me? They can do whatever they want. You can't just assume that they like each other also. What if they're not lgbtqiap+? What about then? I'm so done with your crap

Me: I think they have the right to like whoever they want to like and they should just be happy. Even if they are lgbtqiap+ it's people like you that try to force it upon them and make them feel not confident. *walks away like a boss*

So anyway, my friend asked me if I watched them (they asked me at church) and I wanted to strangle them. Sure, they're my best friend, but I really just wanted to scream that I watched it before they became popular and just ugh. If you're reading this friend, know I wanted to strangle you and this is why.

Anyway, how's your life been treating you? Any interesting stories to share with us?

-Alex