Athensgeek3 posted this and I decides to do it

Since I don't have an iPod I'm just going to shuffle random musicals and make a bunch of poems, k? I'm doing the current musical trifecta: Hamilton, Heathers, and Dear Evan Hansen

1) Hamilton made absolutely no sense so I'm just going to ignore all of the songs that start with a date or place or something like that

I may not live to see our glory but I've seen wonders great and small
After the war I went back to New York
There's nothing rick folks love more the going downtown and slumming it with the poor
I have never seen the general so despondent
Where is my son?? (Wow, reprise right after original)
I was younger than you are now when I was given my first command
Boy, you got me helpless
They say the price of my war's not a price that they're willing to pay
Theodosia writes me a letter every day
Alexander come back to sleep

2) Dear Evan Hansen

He thought you were awesome
Have you ever felt like nobody was there?
I've learned to slam on the break
Guys like you and me, we're just the losers who keep waiting to be seen
Why should I play this game of pretend?
I never meant to make it such a mess
Dear Evan Hansen, today is going to be a good day
It was a February day
Dear Evan Hansen we've been way too out of touch
End of May or early June, this picture perfect afternoon we share

3) Heathers I also tweaked so there wasn't talking at the beginning

Fine, we're damaged, really damaged, but that does not make us wise
Deep inside of everyone there's a hot ball of shame
You make my balls so blue
Why when you see boys fight does it look so horrible yet feel so right?
Listen up folks, war is over, brand new sheriff's come to town
The demon queen of high school has decreed it
They made you cry, but that will end tonight
There was a boy I met in kindergarten
I've been through 10 high schools, they start to get blurry
I am damaged, far too damaged, but you're not beyond repair

The Hamilton one was terrible but the other two were kind of nice.

I tag youuuu if you want to
Also -accioclary DalvieCurtis Uniavertato and andangelica if you want to do it