Dear Mr. Norman Maple,

I'm afraid I have bad news. Someone has gotten drift of their relationship and created a fanclub for them. Last I checked there were 200 registered members and counting. I have even found a website for it, the address is: http://shipbase/shuharu.net . If you'll excuse me saying, I believe that as her father you should address this situation with her.

Sincerely,

May's friend