You were a collage graduate. You had just recently graduated and now in desperate need of a job. As you were walking home one night, you went past Moes tavern where you overheard some men talking.

"The power plants a real bum" "tell me about it" "and Mr Burns is th worst of it" you heard. "The power plant" you thought, maybe THIS was the job for you. "Excuse me" you ask politely, stepping into the tavern. "But uh, do you know if th power plants hiring?"

" yeah I think so" said Lenny. "Why wouldn't they be? Old Burns has more money than he knows what to do with, so why not?" Came a reply from Carl. "Yeah!" Joined in Homer. "Well thank you for your help." You replied gratefully. "Hey there beautiful, whilst you're here why not stay, have a drink or two, and we can talk?" You heard the man behind the counter say.

You took one look at him and decided you didn't really want anything more to do with this gargoyle like man. "Uh, no thanks" you replied. "No wait! The drinks are on the house! Aww" Moe put his hand to head with a sad look. "Never mind Moe, it could've been worse" "yeah she could've actually liked you" they all joined in laughing except for Moe of course.

The next day you decided to apply for a job at the power plant. You weren't picky, any job would do so long as it was paying. You had gotten directions and everything from the men at the tavern last night so you knew what to do. You felt a sort of scared feeling in the pit of your stomach as you got to the door, you weren't sure wether you should apply or not. Then you remembered how desperate you were, and so swallowed your fears and knocked.

"Come in" you heard a voice say. As you walked into his office you saw a very old man. Very neatly dressed and hunch backed. "What do you want" he asked whilst twiddling his thumbs . "I uh, I'd like to apply for a job" you manage to get out. He was taller than you, despite his bad posture, which made you fell a bit intimidated.

"A job you say?" " Yes s-sir a job" you reply with your hands behind your back and your knees knocking together a bit. "Well I have plenty of jobs available, from working as a nuclear safety inspector, to my Secretary" Secretary! You only just met him and he's actually suggesting YOU become a Secretary!. "Um anything will do, I just need a job" "Well you can be my new Secretary, my last one was an idiot you see" "don't i need to do a course or...." Oh no, just sign this paper, yes, you'll do excellently "

"Well uh, t-thank you Mr Burns" "But be here at 8 sharp" " I will" you replied and walked rather awkwardly out of his office. "A Secretary! Oh my parents will be proud! He can't be ALL bad that Mr Burns!"

A few weeks past and you were really settling into your new job. Your boss was somewhat creepy and terrifying, but you somehow couldn't help but like him. "So has there been any calls ( y/n)?" He asked. " No, apart from Homer calling by mistake asking for doughnuts! " you giggled a bit and to your surprise he actually laughed as well.

You really wanted to know why Mr Burns treated you with such kindness even though he wasn't a nice person. You were really nervous to ask but decided to do so anyway. "Um, mr Burns sir?" " Why yes (y/n)? "

"I uh, just wanted to know, why'd I get a job as your Secretary after only just meeting you?" You asked. He actually looked rather than a back before replying, "Well because you didn't look as dimwitted as the rest of the idiots I've had in here, why yes" he smirked quite evily, "you're intriguing and beautiful too I might add"

"Oh" you blushed fifty shades of red. " Thank you" you replied awkwardly. "No, thank you "(y

)" he replied. He got up of his chair and held your waist and you looked away a bit awkwardly. "(y/n), I am an old and lonely man, will you be with me for these last days?" He asked. " Yes! I Will! " you replied smiling. He kissed you and you kissed back as he held you.

"Mr Burns i..." Smithers walked in on the heated make out session. "Oh well, this is awkward" he said as he walked back out the door.

Later when it was time for everyone to go home, you saw the men from the tavern going back home as you and Mr Burns went out. "Hey look" exclaimed Mr Burns is in love ooh! " they all started laughing as you got closer to burns with a sad look on your face. "Pay no attention to those heathens dear, tomorrow they may not have a job to go to!" He smirked devilishly and made them all go quiet.

" so (y/n), how about dinner tomorrow night? I know a really nice place" "I would love to!" You smiled. "But be there at 8 sharp!" He laughed with an almost evil smirk. "Of course sir!" You replied with a wink. Yes, it felt good to have a sugar daddy like me Burns!