Requested by @MikaRox3, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it. It's been so long since I've written for this gorgeous man, why didn't he appear more?

• Visiting him in the retirement home

• (Or living there if that's what you want)

• And occasionally when he's in prison

• Bringing him a cake with the "file"

• Him always knowing what to say to make you blush

• He's a charmer, that's for sure

• Helping him on his heists

• Unless you're loud and clumsy

• Then he would have the most charming and flattering way of saying no to you

• Hating Abe Simpson for what he did to your silver fox

• Dates to museums, art galleries and other places like that 

• He always has an expensive gift for you afterwards

• ;)

• Diamond rings, pearl necklace's, you name it

• Even a huge zirconia!

• Guess you could say you really got yourself a sugar daddy

• Breaking him out of prison sometimes

• Of course, dating him meant signing up to a life on the move from the police all the time

• Pet names

• Dear, love, darling

• Hiding him from the police sometimes

• As much as he appreciates your efforts, he knows he can take care of them himself but he wants you to know how grateful he is for your attempts 

• Short and sweet kisses as he is usually tired from his burglaries 

• Becoming a sort of catwoman with him as you help stage his robberies