-Making friends with Carl

- Helping him with things because uh, he isn't the brightest bulb in the box

- Him introducing you to his friends at Moes

-dates at Moes

- Carl being the third wheel

- Carl probably liking you too

- Protecting "HIS EYE!" from the world

- not telling anyone how he lives

- Getting to stay in his nice apartment

- But you're probably lonely because he's always at Moes

-Carl always being there

- Him always taking about Carl

- Oh what the heck, Carl is life for him