Requested by @MaesonsSpace, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it.

• Alright, you knew when you began dating him this probably wasn't going to last

• But you were pleasantly surprised

• Behind his loveable and funny exterior, you found him outlandish and dark, but beneath that you found that he actually cared about you

• Though he didn't always show it

• Him trying to make you laugh when you're down

• He fails miserably but you appreciate his effort

• trying to make him be just a little nicer to Mel

• Him annoying you with his corruption sometimes

• He's not the most affectionate soul

• But he's willing to spare a kiss for you before work

• Finding out a lot of weird stuff about him

• I mean a LOT

• You try not to mind though

• Getting a job with him on air

• And getting to know the other Springfield b-listers

• Finding him perfect in all his imperfections

• But kinda wishing he'd quite all the drinking and smoking

• Meeting Mr teeny

• using his merchandise and never owning anything normal again