@prongspotter:

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@prongspotter: my girl ♥️

tagged: @bellatierney

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@officialjilyfanclub: screw your ass James Potter
@prongspotter: i know you guys ship me and lily or whatever but its not my fault
@officialjilyfanclub: oh shit wait
@emmyvance: screw your ass James Potter
@prongspotter: emmeline wtf
@emmyvance has blocked @prongspotter

@marley: wtf is wrong with you james to think we were actually going to have a party.
@prongspotter: i know you guys are all obsessed with shipping me and lil but there's nothing there c'mon
@alice.not.in.wonderland: did you ever consider HER feelings??
@prongspotter: she doesnt have feelings for me
@dorky.m: james have you ever considered thats just what she thinks?
@prongspotter: whatever. even if she did i have a girlfriend
@oldmacdonald: fuck you potter

@oldmacdonald, @marley and two others have blocked @prongspotter

@siriuslypadfoot: look mate i'm not going to drag all of our drama out in the open here but you made a shitty move
@moonylupin: commendably shitty. but whatever james its your life, you gotta live it
@wormtail: congrats ig
@franklyspeaking: happy for you
@prongspotter: this makes me feel worse than the girls blocking me..
@prongspotter: i shouldn't be feeling bad..

@bellatierney: aw bby💙
@prongspotter: ♥️♥️

@lames_lovers: STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

@jilychild: JAMES POTTER THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

@shh.lames.is.listening: HOW DARE YOU

@jily-is-not-lames: this is terrifying

@shipnamesodntmatteraslongastheygettogether.LJ: my worst nightmare

@jiltedjily: absolutely heartless

@jily-enthusiasts: make it stop please

@siriusapprovesoflames: PLEASE

@lameslovechildisrobbiecoltrane: THIS IS WORSE THAN HAGRID DYING
@haggerdhagrid: rude

@jily-nameschildafterharrystyles: THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS HARRY STYLES DYING 

@lilyhateslames_jilysupremacist: i cant do this anymore 

@harryjames: guess this is goodbye to the world then

@in.times.like-jily: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY KILLING ME NOT IN A GOOD WAY

@lames_l0ve_ch1ld: JAMES POTER WE ARE COMING FOR YOU

@lily.and.james.sitting.in.a.tree: please die

@flowerpot.ftw: THIS SUCKS OMG

@the.stag.and.the.doe: END MY MISERY 

@giantsquid.overjames: guess the giant squid wins this one 

@LJpleasejustfuckeachotheralready: bet they wont last

@flowerpcttt: WISH YOU BOTH HAPPY (not) BUT IM A LILY STAN NOW

@lames_supremacy_untiltheveryend: im so done with all this

@cancel.snape-ship.jily: i hate you now

@lamerthanlames: IS LIFE EVEN WORTH LIVING

@prongspotter: how many more of you are there?
@teamjily: hundreds
@teamlames: thousands actually
@teamflowerpot: and we're all coming for you

@prongspotter: before this gets out of hand and all this jily users kill me
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from @alice.not.in.wonderland to JILY/LAMES

@alice.not.in.wonderland has added @oldmacdonald and @emmyvance

@alice.not.in.wonderlnad: WHO TF IS BELLA TIERNEY

@emmyvance: she's a ravenclaw, in the year above mine

@oldmacdonald: i am just about ready to strangle james potter with the way he's acting

@marley: ^^^ lily was just warming up to him

@siriuslypadfoot: have we considered the angle that.. james actually likes this bella character?

@siriuslypadfoot: dont get me wrong i'm lames all the way, but he's been obsessing over lily for like six years now, maybe its good for him

@dorky.m: guys lily isnt replying to any of my texts. i have no idea where she is.

@moonylupin: she's in the heads dorm in her room

@alice.not.in.wonderland: how'd you know that

@wormtail: long story. anyway you guys gonna go check on her?

@franklyspeaking: a huge group might startle her. why dont marlene, alice and dorks go, while em and mary can help me with finding out more about bella (she is dating our 'friend') and you boys can do whatever

@marley: great plan francophone lets go

@franklyspeaking: did you just call me a french speaking county.. in french?

@marley: yes now shut up

[LATER]

@dorky.m: I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL JAMES POTTER

@dorky.m: we found lily sitting on her bed clutching a pillow, with tears dripping out of her eyes while staring at the wall (evidence suggested she's been at it since she saw the post)

@dorky.m: when she saw us, she barely acknowledged us except

@dorky.m: "what's happening to me"

@moonylupin: whats happening now?

@marley: alice is trying to get lils to eat or drink something, and comfort her, but its really not working because alice doesnt know what to say

@marley: wait fuck i figured it out omg lily

@siriuslypadfoot: whats wrong

@dorky.m: she got a letter from her sister literally moments before james posted

@wormtail: ....and?

@moonylupin: crap

@moonylupin: petunia and lily have an even worse relationship than bellatrix and sirius

@siriuslypadfoot: all three of you get out im coming

@dorky.m: sirius u sure?

@moonylupin: he's gone

@wormtail: why dont you guys either help us track down bella tierney?

@alice.not.in.wonderland: will sirius be able to help lil?

@moonylupin: sirius has been through a lot. so when it comes to family stuff he's kinda the expert on comforting people

@marley: thats a relief

@emmyvance: alright here's the DL on a miss bella tierney

@oldmacdonald: we stalked her, talked to her friends, her enemies and used a little bribe to get all the gossip from filch

@franklyspeaking: Bella Tierney is a Ravenclaw 7th year

@franklyspeaking: apparently she and james met a month ago in hogsmeade outside zonkos

@wormtail: i remember that! james had gone out because he wanted to test a spell and by the time we had come out, he was waving good bye to a random girl

@franklyspeaking: that would be her. so up until this morning, they'd been friends, when Bella asked out James, who said yes.

@franklyspeaking: james was talking to her and she asked him out

@wormtail: thats why he didnt flirt with Lil at all today

@moonylupin: and he changed his ig bio oMG

@oldmacdonald: we actually got a lot more but this is just whats relevant. im sure you dont want to know about bella tierney's food preferences or how much she likes dragging mud through the corridors.

@franklyspeaking: though the talk with filch was not all useless, he did promise to keep us updated on what all she did if the three of us followed his ig

@emmyvance: his cat pics are weird man. but i just realised bella's best friend Mellisa is on the ravenclaw quidditch team with me

@franklyspeaking: did anyone talk to james??

@dorky.m: we've all blocked him

@moonylupin: we did. he says he's got no idea why we're all pissed at him because 'lily doesn't even have feelings for him'

@marley: pshooie

@marley: if he could he her rn, crying her eyes out.

@emmyvance: 'pshooie' marlene?

@marley: fuck off

@alice.not.in.wonderland: when lily's feeling up to it again shall we reinitiate project GLAB?

@dorky.m: oml yes

@oldmacdonald: wtf is a project GLAB

@franklyspeaking: wait i remember how you roped me into that in fourth year

@wormtail: what is glab?

@marley: stands for 'Get Lily A Boyfriend'

@alice.not.in.wonderland: first came up in fourth right after Lily discovered her obsession for teacups

@dorky.m: she REALLY needed to get some

@wormtail: alright lets get Project GLAB on then

@moonylupin: @siriuslypadfoot how is she doing 

@siriuslypadfoot: asleep for now. fell asleep a little after we agreed that siblings and boys suck (no offence moony)

@moonylupin: none taken

@oldmacdonald: #wolfstar #couplegoals

@emmyvance: so you agreed boys suck anything else on the flowerpot front?

@emmyvance: not trying to be insensitive its just the jily users are trying to suck me dry

@siriuslypadfoot: 1. Its Lames and 2. she's just really confused about her feelings right now

@marley: 1. its Jily 2. if only everyone could be as unproblematic as fralice

@alice.not.in.wonderland: ♥️♥️

@franklyspeaking: we are unproblematic aren't we 

@alice.not.in.wonderland: mm yes 

@siriuslypadfoot: aww thats cute but unfortunately we cant all be amazing like you and we have a lames situation on hand

@moonylupin: yes and its flowerpot

@oldmacdonald: this is no time to argue we'll just call them LJ or pevans until this whole things is resolved and then you can go back to fighting

@franklyspeaking: cool

@siriuslypadfoot: she's up and she's watching some moo-whee, you guys wanna come?

@siriuslypadfoot:

@marley: how she looks so photogenic even when she's been crying is beyond me

@emmyvance: whats a moo-whee?

@moonylupin: he means movie and its fun, we're all coming

new post from @oldmacdonald

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@oldmacdonald: well this is fun! movie night!! and comments are disabled because im watching and i dont like spam (also the author is too lazy to write more of the same on each post)

tagged: @lilsevans @moonylupin @marley @emmyvance @siriuslypadfoot @dorky.m @wormtail @franklyspeaking @alice.not.in.wonderland

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new post from @moonylupin

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moonylupin: comments disabled for the same reason as mary. also someone found firewhiskey and apparently it tastes good with fanta idk i think we're gonna die today but ok- 

tagged: @lilsevans @siriuslypadfoot @marley @emmyvance @oldmacdonald @dorky.m @wormtail @franklyspeaking @alice.not.in.wonderland 

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new post from @siriuslypadfoot

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@siriuslypadfoot: lily and remus called it a 'moo-whee' but its spelt 'movie' so 'movie' night? (not entirely sure what it is but its fun? and we're all drunk)

tagged: @lilsevans @moonylupin @marley @emmyvance @oldmacdonald @dorky.m @wormtail @franklyspeaking @alice.not.in.wonderland 

comments:

@marley: WHERE TF DID REMUS RUN OFF TO

@alice.not.in.wonderland: cant believe everyone got pissed when i was in the bathroom making me DD

@franklyspeaking: ahahhaahhahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahaha hahahahahahahahahhahahah ah

@lilsevans: nice view lashdh where are we

@moonylupin: rOOf

@dorky.m: meow

new post from @marley

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@marley: alicelooksfunny

comments:

@alice.not.in.wonderland: thats big talk for someone who is sitting so close to the edge
@professorminervamcgonagall: NO ONE IS PUSHING ANYONE OFF

@wolfstar_jily: aww look at remus and sirius lying togetherrr

@franklyspeaking: were r u
@wormtail: roff sily
@franklyspeaking: ty

a new post from @alice.not.in.wonderland

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@alice.not.in.wonderland: no words except movie night gone wrong, wolfstar celebrated, people bitched on and i finally understand why frank never wants to be a DD

tagged: @lilsevans @moonylupin @marley @emmyvance @oldmacdonald @dorky.m @wormtail @franklyspeaking @siriuslypadfoot

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from @prongspotter to gr-ah-ffindor

@prongspotter: wtf guys

a/n: so that was a pretty random yet sizeable chapter. 

i do think what the squad is doing to James is mean, i mean its not the poor guy's fault really he had no clue, but then again he should have known how dare he break my ship. 

please dont hate on me, i do not agree with what the group is doing to james right now, but look at it from their perspective. its definitely not great though

not much of jamesxbella but you can expect that in the next chapter. Unfortunately. its actually going to be so difficult to write ahahah [Dont hate on bella please i-]

anyway hope you guys have an amazing day

love you all

ana♥️