a/n: to everyone who thought the last chapter ended it, YOU'RE NOT RID OF THIS YET BITCHES! there are at LEAST two more chapters coming + there will be an end notice and approximate release date of the sequel when it ends, so dont you go running-

@bellatierney: it was really sweet of you to get noodles for them

@prongspotter: oh lol thanks ♥️

@bellatierney: i thought you said you were going to the kitchens

@prongspotter: i did go to the kitchens?

@bellatierney: yes you did, but you never told me you were going back to gryffindor tower after

@prongspotter: did you want to come? i can get you in the heads dorm but i dont think the fat lady and the gryffindors would appreciate me letting you in the common room (oblivious little shit)

@bellatierney: thats not what i meant james.

@prongspotter: well then?

@bellatierney: well i just meant that you cut our time short to get you friends noodles!

@prongspotter: tbf i did eat hers first..?

@bellatierney: thats not what i'm talking about james!

@prongspotter: ?????

@bellatierney: never mind its fine

@prongspotter: you sure?

@bellatierney: yes, i was just stretching it

@prongspotter: if you say so

new post from @marley

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@marley: reminder: i am a frying PAN and proud 🌈🌈🌈 also to show this kickass photo we took

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comments:

@lilsevans: who took the kickass photo? guess we'll never know? guess this artist's name will go down as a mystery. guess the poor uncredited sod will cry for hours knowing that they created a masterpiece but no on will believe them because there was no pc
@marley: BLOODY MERLIN AND HIS GREAT AUNT SUZY'S LEFT ARMPIT FINE PC TO LILY
@lilsevans: thank you ♥️

@siriuslypadfoot: look at my ex girlfriend eat a rainbow
@marley: since when are we introducing me like that
@moonylupin: ^^
@dorky.m: ^^
@siriuslypadfoot: just thought it would be funny jEeZoOs
@siriuslypadfoot: you do know that i'm really gayer than what should be possible

@prongspotter: where are you lol
@lilsevans: remember that one time we ditched and you fell into a tree?
@prongspotter: i thought you said you were going to forget that
@lilsevans: lol you thought. anyway then we found this one place and spent like and hour sitting on the front lawn because we were tired?
@prongspotter: yes the crackers were so good
@lilsevans: ikr. well apparently Mary's grandma owned a share in it or something, so we're there
@prongspotter: so we stole mary's grandma's crackers??
@oldmacdonald: THAT WAS YOU WHO STOLE THOSE? I GOT LETTERS FOR DAYS ABOUT THAT
@bellatierney: you two ditched together?
@lilsevans: @oldmacdonald rip sorry mate @bellatierney yeah a while back
@bellatierney: and james fell into a tree? how does one fall into a tree?
@lilsevans: thats what i said lol
@prongspotter: i dont like this
@lilsevans: @prongspotter well you shouldn't have fallen into a tree then bitch
@prongspotter: my whole life is a joke

@emmyvance: mary's grandmoms place is so ✨aesthetic✨
@alice.not.in.wonderland: ikrrrr
@oldmacdonald: im sure if she cared for technology she would say thank you and please stop eating the apples
@emmyvance: these apples are too good for that #yolo
@franklyspeaking: why do you guys leave every time you get together?
@dorky.m: pfft as if we know

@professorminervamcgonagall: detention ladies? as discussed?
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: minerva let them LIVE
@filchandmrsnorris: they get mud on the floor
@emmyvance: @flichandmrsnorris wtf dude after we followed you?
@flichandmrsnorris: @emmyvance i keep up my end
@emmyvance: like hell you do
@franklyspeaking: actually he does-
@lilsevans: @professorminervamcgonagall tecnically we were still in hogwarts territory, which as discussed was till Hogsmeade
@professorminervamcgonagall: good job ms evans
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: thats right, 20 points to gryffindor!
@sluggishlyslughorn: albus stop-

a new post from @bellatierney

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@bellatierney: you should take off your glasses more often, its a good look for you ngl

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comments

@prongspotter: yes but then i wont be able to see, so thats a bit of a problem
@siriuslypadfoot: he's absolutely blind without them. will wake up in the middle of the night to use the loo and will walk into a wall if he cant find them
@lilsevans: as someone who lives across the hall and can hear everytime he crashes, can confirm
@moonylupin: (i speak on behalf of peter and frank) as some people who have lived with him for 5 years, can confirm
@prongspotter: i feel so attacked rn fuck off
@bellatierney: well i suppose he is a little blind
@franklyspeaking: a LITTLE
@wormtail: understatement of the century
@siriuslypadfoot: one he walked into peter changing
@moonylupin: and ignored him
@franklyspeaking: until peter started screaming
@dorky.m: one time he walked into lily's room when i was over, thinking it was the loo because he couldn't find his glasses
@prongspotter: i hate each and every one of you

@alice.not.in.wonderland: we're discussing blind!James anecdotes? here's one: this one time the boys were at Florean Fortescue's ice cram place and someone stole James' glasses. it was hilarious. he was everywhere, and Uncle Florean was a mess trying to stop him. he walked into a triple deluxe sundae
@marley: ooh i remember that! even better is that one time we were at this dumbass pureblood ball
@siriuslypadfoot: omg this one's so good
@regulusblack: LMAO NOT AARA FAWLEY'S BALL THAT WAS EPIC
@prongspotter: stop attacking me!
@marley: anyway, sirius stole his glasses to have a little fun because it was mind numbingly boring, and he walked into the buffet table, tripped on poor Aara's dress, nearly disintegrated some Old Lady's wig, somehow ended up on the dance floor covered in food and bits of plastic hair with his hands out in front of him mumbling 'im sorry im sorry i just cant see'
@bellatierney: omg really?
@regulusblack: yes lmao true story, just ask aara @aarafawley67
@aarafawley67: I WAS TRYING TO FORGET THAT YOU ASSES

@lowerthanlames: omg @wattpadjily just like your fanfic
@wattpadjily: omg you're right!!
@floweringpots: yes omg your blindness was so accurate
@bellatierney: wtf are you guys
@rednraven: oop we aint telling you the secret no offense
@greenandhazel: not exactly a secret considering @officialjilyfanclub is verified but sure
@offcialjilyfanclub: we're awesome
@bellatierney: also mildly disturbing

a/n: thats the chapter! i'm falling back into easy and fun content i had going for a while before (only this time there's bella too), and i'm hoping to stick to that for the rest of this book until the drama can come back and not be too fast.

anyway, dont worry guys, as i said at the top, this story wont end before 40 chapters (counting this one as 38) so 'Simping'/ MSM is going to stick around for a bit.

i've begun planning the next book (even though i have no idea whats coming for the next chapters) and im super excited for it

also this is random but isnt it the WORST when you look up a character to see what they look like and end up spoiling yourself for their death?

anyway i hope you guys enjoyed the chapter!

loads of love from ana ♥️