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@ siriuslypadfoot made a new group with @ lilsevans, @ prongspotter, @ moonylupin and 5 more.
@ siriuslypadfoot named this group: Gr-ah-ffindor
@lilsevans: why have you made this group?
@siriuslypadfoot: minnie asked me to make a group called 'Gryffindor Year Sevens'
@marley: 'Gryffindor Year Sevens'
@marley: Gr-ah-ffindor
@marley: such similarities.
@siriuslypadfoot: shut up Marl.
@prongspotter: hey guys
@prongspotter: why did minerva ask you to make this tho tf
@siriuslypadfoot: eh idk?
@siriuslypadfoot: ask her?
@prongspotter: okay
from James Potter to Minerva McGonagall:
@prongspotter: hello professor
@professorminervamcgonagall: no
@prongspotter: ??
@professorminervamcgonagall: whatever you want the answer is no.
@prongspotter: you sound like Evans, professor.
@prongspotter: i just wanted to know why you asked Sirius to make a group?
@professorminervamcgonagall: i don't know, Albus asked me to.
@prongspotter: okay
@alice.not.in.wonderland: hey
@lilsevans: heyy alice
@ marley: hii
@dorky.m: hey bby
@alice.not.in.wonderland: heyyy! how are you guys!
@dorky.m: great, you?
@alice.not.in.wonderland: awesome!
@prongspotter: hey
@siriuslypadfoot: hi
@anastacia-LJ: *cue cricket noises*
@prongspotter: the disparity.
@prongspotter: minnie doesn't know, she says Dumbledore asked her to.
@siriuslypadfoot: ok
@moonylupin: so basically you are saying Dumbledore's mad in the head?
@wormtail: he's not, Remus, you are.
@moonylupin: its a phrase pete.
@moonylupin: what I AM saying is, that is the only possible explanation.
@marley: why?
@moonlylupin: the first thing he did this year was appoint James as head boy, a completely off move.
@lilsevans: amen to that
@prongspotter: hey!
@lilsevans: i still loki hate you rn in the plot so you suck
@dorky.m: he (dumbldore) could also be a really adamant jily shipper
@siriuslypadfoot: guys it's obviously lames
@alice.not.in.wonderland: wtf why?
@siriuslypadfoot: it carries james' character so well, (sorry not sorry evans)
@moonylupin: nah folks flowerpot is what really slaps
@marley: i agree we're all shippers, but since when is it Lames and not Jily?
@siriuslypadfoot: since it is Lily+James=Lames
@dorky.m: no, Lily+James=Jily!
@lilsevans: Lily+James=nothing.
@lilsevans: now shut up before i make you, we're not even friends.
@prongspotter: I TAKE OFFENCE TO THAT EVANS!
@lilsevans: like i said before i still hate you at this point in the story so when have we ever had a REAL conversation without you asking me out and me screaming at you?
@prongspotter: just the other day we were working together seamlessly at the prefects meeting!
@lilsevans: if i recall correctly, in that meeting Arnie Macmillan knocked over a table, that little girl began crying because some Slytherin called her mudblood, you hexed Snape, i hexed you, i hexed Snape, i hexed Avery, and that one boy broke a hole into the floor, while little Alicia Swan sat in the corner holding her head.
@lilsevans: do you recall Remus?
@moonylupin: i'm sorry James, but yes Lily, i do recall.
@prongspotter: everyone's betraying me here.
@marley: i heard Alicia Swan resigned as prefect
@anastacia-LJ: james is now offline
@prongspotter: who are you why do you know this
@prongspotter is now offline
@anastacia-LJ: i said it first
@dorky.m: so nobody is going to talk about how James just disappeared?
@ siriuslypadfoot: he'll come back
@marley: so what was that about Dumbledore?
@lilsevans: i'll ask him why he made the group.
From Lily Evans to Albus Dumbledore:
@lilsevans: hello professor
@hogwarts.secret.swimming.pool: Ms. Evans, hello.
@lilsevans: hi
@lilsevans: sir, we were wondering why you asked us to make a group with the Gryffindor seventh years?
@hogwarts.secret.swimming.pool: not just gryffindor seventh years. all the grades of all the houses.
@lilsevans: but why?
@hogwarts.secret.swimming.pool: to encourage teamwork of course.
@lilsevans: uh ok. thank you sir.
@hogwarts.secret.swimming.pool: anytime Ms. Evans.
From Remus Lupin to Albus Dumbledore:
@moonylupin: sir could i ask you, not to question your judgement, but why James as head boy?
@hogwarts.secret.swimming.pool: you wish to have become head boy yourself, Mr. Lupin.
@moonylupin: no sir.
@moonylupin: there are obvious reasons why i am not fit for the role.
@moonylupin: it's just a matter of curiosity.
@hogwarts.secret.swimming.pool: the obvious candidate for head girl was Ms. Evans, yes?
@moonylupin: yes?
@hogwarts.secret.swimming.pool: so, you see, Mr. Potter is a troublemaker. he doesn't follow the rules. Ms. Evans on the other hand, is a rule follower. she doesn't brew much trouble.
@hogwarts.secret.swimming.pool: they balance each other out. had i put someone like Ms. Evans alongside her, they would follow the rules, and putting someone like Mr. Potter alongside him would send the school into chaos.
@hogwarts.secret.swimming.pool: with the duo together, they work well. there is fun, but it doesn't go overboard. they balance each other out.
@moonylupin: yes of course.
From Lily Evans to gr-ah-ffindor
@lilsevans: he says its to encourage co-operation or something.
@lilsevans: says that he did it to the entire school.
@marley: that is bs. he's just bored.
@alice.not.in.wonderland: ikr.
@moonylupin: i also just asked him about James' head boyship.
@prongspotter: and...?
@siriuslypadfoot: told you he'd be back.
@prongspotter: stfu
@moonylupin: he ships it.
@siriuslypadfoot: YES LAMES!
@dorky.m: LAMES SLAY
@marley: FUCK YOU ITS JILY
@alice.not.in.wonderland: JILY
@prongspotter: should i be concerned?
@lilsevans: don't bother
@lilsevans: what exactly did he say?
@moonylupin:
@lilsevans: that
@lilsevans: is utter nonsense.
@marley: he ships it he ships it he ships it!
@lilsevans: there is no ship!
@lilsevans: what does it take for it to get through into your little heads?
@prongspotter: as much as i'm enjoying this, don't do it if it irritates her.
@lilsevans: thank you! see- wait that was awfully nice..
@prongspotter: i can be nice, Evans.
@lilsevans: thanks..
@prongspotter: no problem
From Marlene to JILY/LAMES
@marley: this gc lowkey died but lets bring it back to fangirl/fanboy/fan-whatever-you-prefer, make plans and generally discuss Jily/Lames moments.
@marley:
@marley: JILY JILY JILY!
@alice.not.in.wonderland: LILY'S BEING NICE TO JAMES! AAAAAAAAGhj
@dorky.m: asdfghjkl
@siriuslypadfoot: LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES LAMES
@moonylupin: flowerpot lowkey needs more representation but when this was originally written god hadnt yet discovered it so i will say that i cba to change the name
@anastacia-LJ: thanks for calling me god
@moonylupin: who tf are you?
@wormtail: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
@franklyspeaking: ten minutes i wanted to take a shower, and i come back to like a million notifications from two groups, one of which is basically spam
@lilsevans: where did everybody go?
@prongpotter: no idea.
@dorky.m: aaagagggagagagaga
@siriuslypadfoot: SHIP SHIP SHIP
@moonylupin: they just had a civil convo
@alice.not.in.wonderland: yayayayayayayayayayayayayay
@marley: we are the captains of this ship, and it. is. sailing!
@ franklyspeaking: i ship them, but rn i am too annoyed with you for spamming my phone.
@lilsevans: hello?
@prongspotter: hey.
@lilsevans: wasnt talking to you potter
@prongspotter: sorry
@lilsevans: its ok
@lilsevans: where is everybody?
@prongspotter: again, no clue.
@lilsevans: i know you guys seeing these messages!
@prongspotter: i'm gonna go, i have Quidditch practice.
@lilsevans: okay sure. come before curfew though or i'll not let you in the head's dorm.
@prongspotter: ok sure.
@prongspotter: Marlene, Sirius, if you're late, i'm kicking you off the team
@prongspotter: bye Evans.
@lilsevans: bye Potter.
@siriuslypadfoot: AAGH DID YOU SEE THAT?
@dorky.m: THAT PERFECTLY CUTE AND CIVIL CONVERSATION?
@siriuslypadfoot: YES!
@marley: THAT WAS ADORBALE!
@moonylupin: JILY LAMES JILY LAMES
@alice.not.in.wonderland: JILY LAMES JILY LAMES
@wormtail: JILY LAMES JILY LAMES
a/n: [NOT THE ORIGINAL A/N THIS IS EDITING ANA]
hello guys i hope you liked this chapter <3
about the writing, yes it paynes me as well 😔 i dont like the gRaMmAr aNd pUnCtUaTiOn shit anymore yanno? with this series you can see my personality evolve and the first few chapters are just not it
anyway love y'all have a nice day love from ana <3333
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