Harry:
Thank you for helping me with the first part of the tournament...

Draco:
Sure

Harry:
Well, I got an egg from it. It's supposed to be used for the second challenge, but all it makes is a screeching noise when I open it

Draco:
Ew

Harry:
Ew what?

Draco:
I don't know what to do and it sounds like a bitch to find out about it

Harry:
Ew

Draco:
What are you going to try?

Harry:
Maybe I can smash it

Draco:
Harry, no

Harry:
Maybe I can burn it

Draco:
Maybe?

Harry:
I'll go try

Draco:
Ugh don't die
Delivered

10 mins later

Harry:
OK SO METAL JS NOT FLAMMABLE IT ONLY MAKES IT RE ALLY HOT OK DONT TRY IT

Draco:
Why the fuck would I light a metal egg on fire

Harry:
Um, to figure out what to do for the second task??? Keep up, Malfoy

Draco:
Ah yes, sorry,

Harry:
Apology accepted

Draco:
Fuck you, its sarcasm

Harry:
:(

Harry:
What do I do now

Draco:
Take a bath, you smell like shit

Harry:
Ugh I hate you

Harry:
How can you make everyone be mad at you in two seconds

Draco:
It's a talent ;)

Draco:
But go take that bath

Harry:
Fine ;-; I'll take my scolding egg too

Draco:
Ugh whatever