Conversation between Harry, Hermione, and Ron

Roonil has started a group chat

Roonil has named the chat 'golden bitches'

Roonil:
Guys, did you hear what happened with Malfoy?

Hairy:
I'm not in the mood to know about him right now.

Hot peice of ass:
What happened?

Roonil:
Fred told me he had a meltdown in the middle of quidditch practice

Roonil:
He was on his phone and then he threw it across the field, then started crying.

Hairy:
Lmao yesss

Hit peice of ass:
Harry! How could you say that?

Hairy:
He's horrible and deserves it

Roonil:
It took four people to calm him down and stop screaming. He like shattered his vocal cords

Hot peice of ass:
You can't shatter...okay

Hairy:
Why did he have a meltdown?

Roonil:
No one knows

Roonil:
He threw his phone and it completely shattered.

Roonil:
The only reason we know what happened was because he kept screaming 'in not a Death Eater' and 'I won't obey him'

Hot peice of ass:
Oh no....

Hot peice of ass:
Is he okay?

Roonil:
Would you be okay if someone called you a Death Eater and you had a panic attack or whatever it was??

Hairy:
He was really that upset?

Roonil:
He's in the hospital wing now, so yeah, Im pretty sure he was that upset

Hairy:
Oh fuck

Hot peice of ass:
Do not use swear words, Harold James potter.

Hairy:
Sorry sorry

Hot peice of ass:
Mhm

Hairy:
Whatever. What do we do about Malfoy?

Roonil:
Ignore it. I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to see us, we hate him and he knows it

Hot peice of ass:
Have you guys noticed that he's being nicer to us?

Hairy:
Yeah, he's being strange. I haven't gotten in a fight with him for weeks.

Roonil:
Itching for a fight, eh?

Hairy:
Not necessarily, but it's weird that he's not picking anything

Hot peice of ass:
This is all too weird. I'm visiting him and bringing tea. Anyone coming with?

Hairy: I guess I'll go...