Bold text represents Devon, Regular text represents Charlize

October 6

10:35 P.M.

"I'm bored."

"Why the hell are you bored? It's midterms week!"

"I think we both know that I don't give a shit about that."

"Well, I do, so I'll talk to you later. Goodb-"

"Wait! Can you help me?"

"With what?"

"Well, I don't really care about learning derivatives and equations, but I do want to learn more about you. Let's play twenty questions."

"You're not going to leave me alone until I play, are you?"

"Nope!"

"Fine, but you only get two questions, so ask wisely."

"Umm...okay. What is your favorite color?"

"You only get two questions and you use one of them to ask about my favorite color? Fine, it's purple."

"Like Barney the Dinosaur?"

"No, you idiot, like the color the sky turns right before night falls."

"Cool. Mine is blue, like the color of the sky when the sun is out."

"I didn't ask."

"Wow, you're feisty today."

"Well, you're distracting me from the most important thing in the world, which is my math exam this week."

"Okay, last question. If - "

"Wait! You already asked me two questions."

"No, the Barney thing wasn't a question."

"Yeah it was. But since I'm an extremely generous person with a heart of gold, you can ask another."

"Wait...A heart of what?"

"Gold. Are you deaf? Would you prefer I had a heart of steel? Or maybe iron?"

"Never mind. Alright, last question. If you could have anything in the world, what would you ask for?"

"Easy. A normal family."

"Yeah, me too."

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