Bold text represents Devon, Regular text represents Charlize

October 2

7:24 P.M.

"Hello!"

"Hmm"

"Hello? Anyone there?"

"Yeah, hi! I'm here."

"Ugh, I hate the dining halls at this school. I literally had a salad for dinner because nothing else looked good. A salad. I hate vegetables. What did you eat?"

"Yes."

"Uh...are you busy or something? Is this a bad time?"

"Yeah, sorry, I'm in the middle of an episode."

"What are you watching? Let me guess: The History Channel? National Geographic? The news?"

"The Bachelor."

"..."

"What? Didn't expect a girl like me to watch the Bachelor?"

"Well no, not really. Not to hurt your feelings, but that show is trash."

"I know. It's why I love it. Trust me, you should watch it."

"Trust me, I would lose my man-card if I ever watched that show."

"But it's so good!"

"Wow. You never fail to surprise me; I am literally so curious about who you are."

"You'll never find me! Come on, be realistic, there's over 1000 students in our grade. Our school is so large – it's the only reason this stupid Anonymous Therapist program even works. Okay, now leave me alone, I need to finish the episode."

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