Bold text represents Devon, Regular text represents Charlize

October 1

11:57 P.M.

"Hey!"

"Oh my god! I finished the book! It was so amazing!"

"Well, it's nice to hear you happy for once. You're normally so gloomy, like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh."

"Hey! Eeyore was my favorite character!"

"Tigger was mine."

"Of course he was."

"Anyway, back to the book, don't you just love those existential themes and the crazy way that lives can sometimes intertwine? Really makes you question what happiness truly is."

"..."

"Hello? Are you there?"

"What? Yeah, sorry. Just a little bit shocked that you actually have a brain. That was one of the most intelligent things you've ever said."

"And there's more where that came from."

"Is there actually?"

"Probably not."

"Do you get good grades? Sorry, probably a random question, but underneath your outer layer of stupidity, I think you may not be that dumb."

"I've never gotten above a B, princess."

"Don't call me that."

"Noted."

Dial Tone