mira the matchmaker
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Mira is so sad, her ships aren't becoming canon fast enough

She's waiting

And waiting

And waiting, but the stupid DAMN clock just won't spin fast enough. Mira screamed as she ate the clock alive. Wait wtf the CLOCK WAS ALIVE?! Okay never mind about thaat

And that was it. She even told Asuka to tell Natsu and Lucy to kiss, but apparently it didn't freaking gobbing happen!!1! Screw life, Mira had other things to do now.

Like things on her bucket list of doom!

1. Seduce a pigeon

2. Kill a Disney character

3. run into the guild naked

4. eat a worm

5. kiss Laxus

She looked over the first 4 thingies, as she vomited into a bean bag. EW WHO CAME UP WITH THIS LIST?! Oh yeah, she did. Well, Lisanna secretly wrote down the last 1

When Mira read number 5, she blushed and squealed, squeezing a KAWAII Laxus body pillow that she always had so she could sleep but dat hot boi's side every nite. "Yes it's time to kiss Laxus!!!!!" She screamed, going into town. Oh btw she also killed anyone who tried to hit on her

Suddenly she bumps into Laxus. "Hi Laxus!" Mira exclaims, and kissed him for like 2 secs. Then she floated away from happiness, leaving Laxus staring at her, blushing.

Cannons shoot off in the distance, meaning that the ship has become canon and that it had SAILED!!

Woot woot

So yeah MiraXus becomes canon

They got married after they had retrieved Mira from floating and had 33 babies

The end