Summary: Mei dating someone that's the complete opposite of him

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• Everyone is confused

• Like, what do you see in Mei

• He's pretty sadistic and will not think twice to kill someone if it involves money

• And you, you're just so sweet and kind, you get along with everyone

• Including Elf (I guess-)

• So how was Mei able to get a catch like you?

• "She likes big dicks"

• It's because he was simping for you and he was nice to you but shhhh no one needs to know that

• Makes special breakfasts for you if you don't feel like getting out of bed

• It varies on some days, most of the time he'll just pull you by your legs and leave you on the floor in the room

• If you're still on the floor, well, he'll give you a reason to stay on the floor for the whole day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• MAYBE lets you tag along with him and his brother when they have to kill someone

• Speaking of killing, Mei is glad that you're not scared of him or what he does for a living.

• INCREDIBLY POSSESSIVE

• Can't, and will not, leave you in the same room with any other guy, especially Manji

• He gets a lot of money so he takes you out a lot to places

• Buys you a lot of merch that is currently your obsession

• He always stares at you and thinks how was he able to date someone as cute as you

• Wants to protect you and shield you away from anyone else because of your pure nature

• But at the same time wants to corrupt you