Chapter 8
So, now Audrey has her wedding dress on and Paul has his tux on or not a tux a suit. I really don't see any difference with a tux and a suit. It's like their the same thing to me, even though you all might say that a tux is different from a suit, but, I don't think that. Paul, "You look beautiful Audrey." Audrey, "Thank you. Should I say that you look pretty or hot? Whatever, I'll just say that your hot because you are hot. Or do you like being called a princess?" Paul, "Ha, ha, very funny. *sarcastic*. Audrey's Father, "Today is the big day!" Ronald, "What kind of big day?" Audrey's Father, "That I murder Audrey. With this bomb of course." Ronald, "I still don't think that this is right. But, I'm doing it anyways." Paul, "I need to order the wedding cake. But, first I need to ask my beautiful bride what kind of cake she would like." Audrey, "I would like some chocolate cake with all chocolate. But, make it dark chocolate." Paul, "You must love chocolate. Don't you?" Audrey, "Um, yes, I love chocolate. Ever since I was little I liked chocolate. You know that place that makes the Easter candy?" Paul, "Yeah, I do know that place that your talking about but, I have never been there." Audrey, "Well, when I was little I would go in there with my father. And there would be tons of chocolate."
Paul, "What would you do with the chocolate." Audrey, "Well, I would secretly steal them and put them in my pocket. But, I would eat them without telling my father. If he did catch me, I would lie saying that I got the chocolate from a kid at school." Paul, "That sounds pretty clever." Audrey, "I know. Right?" Paul, "I heard you mention your father." Audrey, "No, I didn't. Paul, today's my wedding day. I mean our wedding day. Please don't bring up my father." Paul, "Okay, I won't. I don't want to make you cry on your wedding day. Which I mean our wedding day." Audrey, "Thank you Paul, your the best." So, now it's time for the wedding and Audrey's Father and Ronald are trying to sneak in to place a bomb in the wedding place. News Reporter, "Here we are at Paul McCartney's wedding. Yes, you heard it here folks. And look at how nice it is. Well, I want to interview Paul and the lucky bride." While Paul and Audrey are being interviewed Audrey's Father and Ronald are trying to put a bomb inside. Audrey's Father, "Where are we going to put the bomb at? I have an idea." So, they put the bomb right where Audrey will be saying her vows to Paul.
Audrey's Father, "Perfect. Now, let's leave before anybody catches us." Now, it's time to start the wedding but, what Audrey doesn't know is that there's a bomb underneath where she's standing that will explode any minute! Now, Audrey is saying her vows to Paul. Paul, "I do." Audrey, "I do." Wedding Person, "You may now kiss the bride." George, "Audrey, look out there's a bomb underneath you. I saw two guys put it there!" Now, Audrey is running away from the bomb but, she tripped. But, now Paul picked her up and she is safe in his arms. Paul, "I'm so, glad that your not dead." Audrey, "Thank you Paul!" Now, Audrey and Paul are kissing. Person, "Do you know who put the bomb underneath Audrey?" George, "Yes, I do. It's Audrey's Father and that other guy." Actually, George in this book is very observant. He's not that shy in the book. Well, a little bit shy. But, at least George is speaking up when he see's things that aren't right to him. Now, Audrey's Father and Ronald are back in prison. When are they ever going to give up trying to kill Audrey? Especially Audrey's Father. Paul, "Well at least we are married since we said our I do's." Audrey, "But, it wasn't the perfect wedding since my father ruined it."
Paul, "The wedding didn't need to perfect. In my opinion it was perfect." Audrey, "Why?" Paul, "Because I was with you. And I don't think that's terrible." Audrey started to blush and then Paul kissed her again. Audrey, "Well, what are we going to do since we are married?" Paul, "Well, we could plan our honey moon." Audrey, "I love that idea." John, "What are you going to do about us?" Paul, "Do you really think that I'm going to leave you all here while we are out having fun. No, I'm not doing that. I'm bringing you all with me. All you need to do is to bring your wives." John, "And I'm bringing mine." Paul, "You got married?" John, "Yeah, I got married. We didn't have a big wedding though. It was yesterday. I tried to tell you but, you were too busy with the wedding." Paul, "Who is your wife?" John, "Here's my wife. Her name is Yoko Ono." Paul, "Nice to meet you Yoko." Audrey, "Nice, to meet you Yoko." John, "Yoko wants to sing. Come on show them how talented you are." Then, Yoko started to sing but, she wasn't singing good but, John didn't think that. John, "Doesn't she sing like an angel?" Paul, "Um, yeah an angel. *sarcastic* She sounds like a dying animal."
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