Princes are for princesses
And damsels in distress
They hide away in fortresses
And play a lot of chess

They care nothing of their kingdom
They care nothing of their fate
They care nothing about wisdom
And they think they're oh so great

Their main obsession is their hair
They play with swords of gold
They laze around still unaware
Of stories left untold

Even years of possessing
The knowledge to see
That life's but a blessing
You can't guarantee

Still won't prepare you
For dangers ahead
They leave not a clue
Of tears left unshed

Long after their rule
Comes to a crashing halt
Their still nothing but a fool
And not quite worth their salt

Though they rescued the damsels
Locked up for demise
Their cities are in shambles
Though that they disguise