Date?
It's valentines day
Lovers met in the park
They're making me bitter

Love?
That's stupid
No one loves me
Im alone and no one cares
Tss...pathetic

Me?
I'm a nobody
I don't have a date
I don't have a lover
Much less friends

Oh wait--i have
I had a date with death
I drank the poisoned wine
I'm going to a place where i don't have to care

I died
Hahaha
And it's funny