#1 You're reading this right now.

#2 You lived before.

#3 You like pies.

#4 I don't know you.

#6 You probably didn't notice I skipped #5.

#5 You like me.

#7 We went back to five.

#8 You're either gonna skip back to five then notice this, or notice it earlier.

#9 Y0U H34RD M00$1C B3F0R3

#10 You noticed my typos.

#11 You're probably rethinking your life.

#12 You ate before.

#13 You are 900 or under in age.

#14 You wanna comment being dishonest.

#15 You just read this.

Yup. I'm going to the corner to rethink my life now.