#1 Gandalf puts you in the Fellowship of the Ring

#2 Out of all people, Bilbo thinks you are Sauron.

#3 The sweetest guy (Legolas) decides to murder you.

#4 The orcs take you as their leader.

#5 You enjoy knifing people for no reason. (Go to number 3, and the fourth word)

Eh. Didn't put to much effort in this...