A/N; So it's chapter 9 at the moment and I just wanna give you some trivia notes to the story. So, you know how cartman's room is purple and what not, right? Well when Kaela came around with the new child just being announced and when the first week hit, She and Eric painted his room a deep, caramel orange, and changed his room layout. Now he has a chest that is his "time capsule" with Clyde frog, his journal, favorite shirt and music albums in it. His bed is more fit for a King Sized mattress and his television is now a flatscreen with Kaela's PS4 and Eric's Xbox on deck. The window has more darker colored blinds and is filled with small trinkets from previous adventures on the windowsill. And the rest...it's staying the same. Now onto the story..

3rd Person POV; 

         Eric's room has just been cleaned and redone with more better organization from Kaela's part. Kaela also ordered a gold/black colored mandala curtain to hang on his wall with Christmas lights and string to hold together the polaroid pictures that they wanna display. Eric laid on his bed and looks at all the beautiful things that she did to his room for his sake. He was waiting for her to finish cleaning up and decided to call up one of his old buddies from school. Stan. He pressed the call button and exhaled only to put it up to his ear and hear that ringing noise. Stan picked up. "Hey Cartman." He answered back. "Hey Stan. How's life without Wendy so far for ya?" Stan replied with a sigh and answered back. "Its good but I miss her still. I know i'm a bit of a pussy." They both chuckled and Stan then questioned Eric. "How's Kaela?" Eric chuckled again and answered bluntly. "we have a child on the way now." Stan yelled surprised. "A CHILD ON THE WAY?!" Eric laughed harder to the point of wheezing. "Dammit that's funny but yes its true. We have a child on the way." Stan still in shock ".....dude....no way." Eric went straight back. "yes way." Stan then went on to tell Eric. "you have a lot of responsibility ahead of you. A child? *scoff* bro I think you make enough of a mess." Eric then stood up from his bed and went to grab a coffee but told Stan, "Not necessarily Stan. Kaela told all about keeping things clean and her dad told me the value of hard work. That's why we washed cars during that one party at your place. And now me becoming my own father, I'm gonna make the most of it quite easy for myself if I work alongside her. We painted my room and organized everything to make it cleaner." Stan muttered something and Eric heard something of the lines of "jesus....wow....h-h-how?......i'm hanging up now." Stan hung up and Eric turned off his phone and saw Kaela standing at the top of the staircase with saggy, wet hair, a clothed body, and smiled. 

Dialogue:

K: Hey Sweetheart. who were you calling?

E: Stan. just decided to check in with him. 

K: That sure sounds nice to do that. *walks downstairs*

E: *walks up to her* I know.... I told him about our little...situation *rubs her tummy*

K: *giggles from her ticklish reaction* was she shocked? 

E: Yeah he was. *continues to touch her stomach and finds a more ticklish part.*

K: pfft-- HAHA! that tickles...!

E: well it did from the start anyway. 

          The two of them continue to look at each other and enjoy their appearance and soon after Liane saw them together with a smile plastered on her face. She said to herself "oh how adorable." and walked off to fuck who knows what. The other two in the room, Eric and Kaela sat on the couch to watch his favorite show. The lights were off and the blinds were shut. He was walking up to her motherly pose of a position and he just sank into her chest, silently listening to the thumping of her chest and maybe the smallest of groans from her stomach. She blushed each time the growls appeared more loud, which to Eric's surprise was actually the cutest thing he's ever chuckled to. It's unknown as to why he thinks it cute but the zodiac signs and houses say so clearly in his side of the chart. But besides zodiac signs and houses, Eric had laid his head on her chest with a hand on her tummy making small rubbing motions because of his maternal instinct that has been kicking in ever since he first heard of the child. 

          (just as a side note for another trivia fact, he has a measuring tape made out of cotton so he can measure the circumference of Kaela's stomach each week for the rest of the 9 months she has this child growing inside her. He's been recording this stuff in his journal in a scrapbook-like idea. His journal is now divided into 2 parts. His past, more evil side and the other side that has all the recent recordings put in. It's divided by a blue marble cover for the recordings just so you know.)

          As soon as they tuned to another channel, a knock came in at the door. Of course, having Kaela answer the door, she turned the handle and opened it to see Tweek and Craig standing there, ready for their first appointment with the Angston-Cartman couple. Kaela welcomed them in with a happy aura "Hey Craig and Tweek. I see y'all are ready for the appointment. Come on in." They went in and smelled the homey aura that the two built together. Kaela asked "are you beauties hungry or thirsty for anything?" Tweek and Craig nodded. But Tweek kinda blushed and tugged a little at the middle of his t-shirt. Kaela knew it was obvious. "Tweek. c'mon translate what your stomach is saying to ya." Kaela smirked. He replied "maybe a bag of funnel cake cookies?" Kaela huffed, smiled and threw the bag over to him "Wish granted buddy." Tweek smiled "thank you." Kaela then went over to the couch to return to her cuddling session with Eric, and soon replied "Anytime Tweek." Soon they rushed up to Eric's room and Craig told the two. "we'll be prepping the room. Tweek will issue you to come in soon. So just hold on." The other couch couple waited by watching television and during those moments, the two saw an excessive heat warning on the screen so they had a small conversation. Kaela started, "well would you look at that. A heatwave hitting south park. Very odd for this place for sure. I'm not gonna be sure if anyone else is gonna hold up besides us and the Creek couple." Eric then replied, "oh it better be us and them. But certainly not the Jew that Kyle is. He is gonna suffer." Kaela snorted and laughed "Jeez Eric. Lay off the fucker." 

          Eric saw the smile plastered on her face and kissed her. It took him a while before he parted to ask her for entrance. Luckily, she was okay with it and happy allowed him in with no regrets. Their tongues intertwined and knotted a few times, tasting each others buds and roof tops. Eric's arms were tied around her neck and Kaela's arms were stretched around his big, wide and distended waistline. Their breathing was off for a little while and happily parted with a trail of saliva. Kaela's hands were still touching Eric's back so she poked his body fat from behind and did a swirly motion. Making him laugh and chuckle all too much. The poor fatty almost fell off the couch and was held up by Kaela's strong arms, pulled up by the ankles. Now, he was positioned with his privates touching her soft midriff, and his stomach a little bare and up with his legs draped over her shoulders. Eric's body was aching from laughing so Kaela did what was a nice thing and pulled him into a position where she was the big spoon but he was on her lap, front part of him facing her front part of her body. Boobs to Man-boobs, gut to gut and face to face. 

          And now, Tweek arrived back and told them "okay. were ready. c'mon up." Now, the two carefully, and slowly un-buckle from their bodies and went upstairs to see Craig at Eric's bedroom door allowing Kaela to step forth. Taking her blood pressure, pulse and checking for any deficiencies in her lungs or heart. And, due to her long line of over-indulgence in family foods, they checked her digestion for any signs of blockage. As soon that was over, they ran the couch couple in. Eric sat behind her on the bed because Kaela was the main attraction here, and with that, Tweek rushed Kaela to take off her pants. Panties and Sweats had to come off. After so and so happened, they put a cloth over and spread her legs. Lubing up a tip of an ultrasonic rod (NOT A DILDO XD) and inserting it up her....ahem, puss... just so that they can see this small spec in the sea of black on the screen. "There it is you two. The child you two so desperately want." Kaela was in a little stretchy pain but when she saw her small spec of a child, she warmed up. Eric was fangirling over it. His hands were crossed over his heart and whispered. "my baby." Tweek then took a screenshot of the spec for the couch couple to print and keep. Tweek then printed it for Craig and himself to keep as a timeline project. Eric was already putting his copy in his journal and smiled at it happily with a tear in his eye. The Creek couple nodded and left the room with their stuff so that Kaela could freshen up. Her undies and sweats were put on so that she was better off clothed. As Kaela settled back into their pillow couch on Eric's bed, they stared at the picture in admiration and looked at each other, which led to kissing. Eric laid back on his pillow covered kingly mattress, as did Kaela and slowly his hand slid down from her neck to the bottom of her midriff. He landed where the child was supposedly growing and smiled. Knowing he's a daddy now, he stayed up for the rest of the night posting the news and pictures of him holding the area where the child is currently.

          Next morning, his phone blew up with replies from Wendy, Bebe, Heidi, Kyle, Nichole, Stan, Kenny and many others. Eric knew this was a change and gladly accepted it. Kyle seemed to be in shock but was happy about him, and so was Stan. Kenny was extremely happy and so was Nichole! The trio of bitches, Heidi, Bebe and Wendy were brain fucked and so was Scott. Some of the bigger 6th graders did a press 'F' to pay respect and that made Eric mumbled "they respect my authoritah. not bad....was waiting for that for a while anyways." The fifth graders sent flower crown edits of Kaela and Eric and the teachers congratulated them. Butters showed himself making his version of the southern care box and made the "Momma Care Box". Filled with blankets and nice trinkets that only a truly good mother would love. As he turned back to Kaela, he turned off his phone and laid next to her, placing her head on his chest for a change, enjoying the feeling of maternity from this very beginning. He looked out his window from a distance and huffed and thinking to himself. "This is gonna be the very best time of my life and I can't ask for more."