5:12 am -- Friday

         Eric woke up to his torso, completely sore and with Kenny's voice rambling in his head. "NO! KENNY! aaaaaaaaaAAAAAGGH!" He held his head as if he was in pain from it. Kaela soon awoke with a yawn and looked over to see him cradling himself into a ball from the pain. "KENNY! OW!" Kaela knew what was happening and soon urged him to get ready. "Eric. grab your clothes. were heading out to the spiritual center for the 'soul reborn'." he listened and grabbed his coat, brushed his hair and teeth, and soon went out to call up a chariot. "satan warned me about this Eric. just so you know." Eric nodded and continued "well it's for the best to get Kenny out of there. He was making a lot of ruckus inside for sure." The chariot soon pulled up and with that the two were off to her kingdom. Eric growing tired from the pain, his eyes bagged blacker, moaned, groaned and suffered for a good few 15 minutes of an emergency chariot ride. "ugh....Kenny....please stop hurting me." Eric groaned quietly as Kaela told the chariot driver to pull up at the spiritual center. The two soon had to jump off and run into the spiritual center. They landed in with a thud, along with Eric, who was still, for the moment, standing up lazily, just so he can walk in tough. Kaela brought him in and shouted to the people at the front desk, "Code Ghost!" and soon, three people, along with herself, ran him to a room. Dark quiet and full of stars with tiny glass orbs. They brought in the Victim vessel for the soul to change into. The vessel looked and felt exactly like Kenny himself, so that ment people here don't play around with people and souls.

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          Soon, Eric was positioned on a comfy love-sac pillow somewhere and sat there, wondering how the soul will be able to get out and how will the Victim vessel hold up for copious amounts of time. Kaela sat with him, rubbing the area where Kenny's soul was inside supposedly. Sure it decreased the pain a bit but it didn't budge Eric's fear of pain in the future. He thought he was gonna rip open spiritually. "K-K-Kaela? I don't know if I'm gonna survive. The pain might make me pass out. I j-j-j-j-j-just don't k-kn-know for sure." His breathing hitched and caused him to start getting emotional. Crying a little bit. "I'm s-sc-scared." Kaela rubbed his back in remorse and massages his lower back for support. "it's okay. a lot of women and men who go through this when the soul reborn happens. trust me i've done plenty with families here in Zirconia...just concentrate on your breathing. In...and out." Eric did as followed and layed down on her chest to hear that constant heartbeat that brought him to relax whenever he got scared of horrid pain. Ba-Thump!...Ba-Thump!...Ba-Thump!... it was at a perfect pace for him to catch a rhythm and calm down. His breathing soon relaxed himself to the point where he can focus on his girlfriend rather than the pain. As he did, one woman came in to take some vitals for a diagnostic review. His pulse was normal, his breathing was fine, and the soul was barely glowing but was ready to get out. They kept a monitor on his finger and a small spirit doppler, in the shape of a star, that sticked to his stomach and connected via bluetooth. They left it to Kaela to keep an eye out too but the woman left the room to survey how the birth will be done. Eric, on the other hand, rested on his side on the love-sac pillow, with his girlfriend tangled as the bigger spoon from the front, giving him a nice massage. 

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8:01 am -- Friday (KAELA'S POV)

          I see Eric is in a pickle of pain right now, he's kneeling beside the love-sac pillow moaning ".....nnnnnngggguuuhhhhh. It huuuurrrrrttts." His soul reborn is dilating now so there's a spiritual guider beside him holding his hand and checking where the soul is now. Eric looks up at me and kisses me on the lips to say 'stay with me' so i returned the kiss saying 'i will' in the kiss. And right after he returns to moaning, contracting along with the occasional "FFFFUCK!" I watched him spread his arms and bend down so he looks like he's praising me, as if I was a god. As this happened, I opened my leather, starred, zodiac patterned, notebook and wrote an entry 

          'Friday -- 8:06am -- Emotions; anxious, hopeful, maternal

          'Eric's contracting HARD, i'm sitting here waiting for his pain to end, and with all that I have a small tingling sensation to what men feel as if their wife were birthing a child. Do i suppose the soul is still a child as always. As I said, Eric is contracting and it seems like the faux cervix is dilating quick. The soul of a 10 year old, middle child, McCormick, is fasting for a release. While i'm here surveying the damage done to such a man in physical form.

          '---Kaela Jolie Angston (page_3)

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10:57 am -- Friday

         Kaela is sitting up with Eric's body ready for the spiritual exorcism. Kenny's sign, much like Kaela's, a Capricorn in a spiritual, human-like form, is standing in front of Eric, with the horns directed at the soul's location. The tail flickering back and forth like a pendulum, trying to sway the soul out with much of a patient mind. The Capricorn speaks with its eyes closed, "I know this excorsism might be different than most, but here we work things in modest astrological form." The Capricorn puts his hands on Eric's stomach and the horns glow. With that the spirit speaks "Push with your outermost muscles, where my hands are. It's also okay to moan a little to cope with the other pains." As Eric did, he asked "am I going to pass out?" The Capricorn shook their head "no." in opposition. "You cannot pass out by pushing. The only way to do that in this case is by using the inner muscles too. Causing blood to surge to your brain and then so and so causes you to pass out. Now, do what I told you earlier." Eric held Kaela's hand and propped his legs open to do so, with the Capricorn sitting on their knees and swaying the tail a bit faster than normal, causing the soul to further get out and causing Eric to groan. "Aaauugh........*panting* hooooh fuck." Eric pushed with his outermost-muscles again and the soul glowed a lot more physically and slipped further to the opening with the Capricorn now massaging his body for the final blow. The Capricorn spirit followed up to the others. "Grab the victim vessel. NOW!" As everybody did, the final push came around and as for Eric, it was the most....PAINFUL, final blow ever. He practically screamed "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" As that happened, the soul grew in size to compromise to the size of his victim vessel, which caused the bare midriff of Eric's body to blow up in size and release the soul like an explosive cannon. The soul of Kenny entered the victim vessel as soon it was shot out. And as soon it was housed, the soul mingled with the body and quickly took form of Kenny himself. Jacket and all. 

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1:27 pm

          Kenny awoke to Eric, Kaela, the Capricorn spirit, along with his parents in a bigger, lighter in color room, with bluetooth monitor stickies stuck on his chest and stomach. His parents smiled and looked at Kaela with shock and true joy as to what happened. His mom then looked at Eric who was slouched against Kaela's side and took a small look back at the moment he drank Kenny's ashes, just to say, "thank you for bringin' my boy back Cartman." Eric panted and sloppily said "f-f-fuck you....!" Kaela remarked and said to Kenny's family "he meant 'your welcome.'" Kenny's little sister ran up to his immortal body and hugged him in praise. "You're really back!" Kaela looked back at them and then to Eric who was looking back at her as well. Kaela chuckled and remarked. "you thought it was chocolate milk you drank and look at the scenery now! You, technically brought someone back to life, via some maternal instinct that happened after." Eric replied. "Well I didn't know it was Kenny's ashes until then anyways. But just like you said and the more I look at it now. Maybe I did bring someone back to life. I mean if I had to bring back the Jew via that way, I would." Eric chuckled a little bit at the end and left the room with Kaela by his side. His family was staring at the miracle of hope that Eric shined onto Kenny somehow and the Capricorn dismissed everyone, just so that the two can talk to each other before the spirit had to leave. 

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          "Kenny McCormick. A capricornian immortal. How fascinating is it to be related to me and Kaela?" Capricorn nudged Kenny as he sat up, Kenny replied "feels good man." as he fist bumped the spirit. The spirit replied "well I gotta say, you two are the best Capricorns I've seen in a while. Hahahaha.......after all, i'm an old being that no other sign copes with on first notice." Kenny looks at the sad expression on him and replies. "well whenever i'm down in that way, I just say to myself, I'm know not the only one who feels this way but I gotta keep tryin' for all I've got. Even if i'm a little different than everyone else. And you should be proud of it too. Being you. After all, you lead millions on right and good paths. You even lead me!! As well as Kaela!" The Capricorn spirit smiled and hugged Kenny in a 'thank you for the advice' way. He even said "thanks son. I really owe it to ya." Kenny nodded and the spirit stood up to go back to the stars. And with one last thing he said with grace. "and if you need me, pray for me with the crystals at the palace in the center of zirconia. You'll see me then." and with that the sign left, making Kenny feel happy, his family ran back into the room and hugged him for thanking god he's alive. 

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3:25 pm 

          Eric and Kaela are in Eric's room watching television on the TV that Kaela bought him for his birthday and with that, the television fizzed out and saw the spirit of Capricorn, waving at them. Kaela waving back and Eric throwing up the rock and roll symbol too, they all said "bye!" in unison. Kaela sighed and laid back down as the TV fizzed back to the Terrence and Phillip show. She asked Eric, "would you do this whole 'soul reborn' thing again? or is that on me to do?" Eric laid down on her chest and said "maybe. if the soul is someone else's, like what happened earlier, then probably not. Otherwise I would harvest a personal soul for you. Even if you are on your period." And with that, the two looked into each other's eyes and passionately, but slowly, made out on the bed for a few short minutes. "I love you Eric." ...He replies "I love you too Kaela. more than anything in the world." Kaela comes back with "I love you more than anything in the multi-universes, including ours.", Making Eric chuckle as well. 

(A/N);

MAN! HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A LONG ONE TO TYPE! 1,958 words. I was 50 words short of 2k words. MAN THAT'S FUCKING IMPRESSIVE. Btw, I hope you enjoyed this eventful chapter that I, STAGEFRIGHT, wrote. It was alot to take in anyways. Besides my one of my favorite episodes, THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE UNIVERSE inspired me to write these words anyways. Now, since it's midnight on a monday, I need to get some rest for tomorrow. So stay tuned for more chapters. 

and remember, Kyle's mom is still, and quite, a stupid bitch as always. 

See ya!