MAIN CAST:

Eric's Recap:

I remember it clear as day.
That I crushed on her,
far,
far away.
From the moment she protected me from Wendy, 
my knees buckled and she changed me.
I heard her moans
and groans
whenever something didn't go down well.
But everyday with her,
makes me ever more happy. 
Now in the moment clear at dawn,
we can be excited that we have something coming from her.
Our own fawn. 

Kenny's Recap: 

We were talking to each other at lunch. 
Cartman deadly in love,
as Kaela accepted it. 
She was cool,
sweet,
but ever the more cold. 
She helped me accomplish something.
Of being in charge.
Guiding the many.
Rather at large.
The stakes were high
and the luck was before low.
But sure enough, 
she let it flow. 
Now I stand,
atop the highest pillars.
Watching over the gates of Zirconia. 
Beside my sculpted figure. 

Stan's Recap: 

Upon my first thoughts on her, 
she was so sweet
so gentle,
so nice. 
But when I found out about her anger, 
she was so bitter,
so harsh,
so isolated. 
I learned not to tame the anger inside
by breaking the rules she deemed worthy
of her success in life.
Now I know why she's so humble
because of the small things that make her stable. 
Now, Shelly is happy.
I'm happy.
And with a baby on the way,
it's likely that everyone's here to stay. 

Kyle's POV:

She stunned me
too much to say.
From all work 
and no play. 
I sometimes got to see her chub
but she freaked me out if I saw.
She never trusts gemini's 
but that's okay.
Because I know how to make her stay. 
Then because of me
she earned friendship.
And knowing her bounce back, 
she can have some loyalty in me. 

Butters' Recap:

From what I've seen,
she's a challenger.
A gold star.
A formal queen that beats the odds. 
I now see her,
as a gateway to become free. 
to learn to be free, 
to educate on being free. 
Humble,
Quiet,
Hot,
But intelligent, 
I can never turn down a visit to her house. 

Craig and Tweek's recap (unison):

We love her 
through and through,
We may know a lot about her,
but from what we can say about her,
not to tell too much,
is a tough,
strong,
eligible to lead,
woman.
Better than our school's new principal.
She's also carrying a child.
Cartman's child,
A baby they wanted.
So, now we were enacted into a new order,
that made us part
of welcoming this child,
into this world. 

Clyde's Recap: 

She's competitive as fuck! 
No wonder everyone get's "put into place"
so to speak. 
She chugged water in front of me, 
beating me quickly,
she was the tallest in our class,
by 6 inches,
she knew harder math,
because of her dad,
and she was a kingdom ruler,
again,
because of her dad. 
Is it the "like father,
like daughter" scenario?
I totally bet. 
And i'm still angry! 

Wendy's Recap:

That hoe mean's diddly squat to me!
Pregnant or not!
She isn't a leader!
She's a lowlife.
She uses people.
She makes life worse for people. 
She is not supposed to be dating Eric
let alone be part of his family. 
And if this poem gets me in a fight with her,
I might as well fight harder than before. 

Bebe's recap:

All because of her,
my place in popularity is gone.
She's the highest,
brightest,
shiniest soul.
And now I'm just dead to her. 
She hasn't abused me.
But it may as well felt like it has!

Heidi's Recap:

She stole my man! 
My EX!
And now they're having a BABY?!
OH HELL NO!
BITCH IF YOU SEE ME AGAIN,
YOU'RE GOIN' IN A GRAVE.

YOU HEAR THAT?! 
A FUCKIN' GRAVE!

TEACHERS:

All of the teachers recaps summed up:

A south parker
that works nonstop,
to get the results she needs to see,
in a school that has been broken?
What a wonderful sight that we all see. 
She fights for what rules can be 
broken,
changed,
and kept.
She also fights for the right of her own self,
and many of the students. 
She protects and encourages better,
than Heidi and Wendy combined,
with just a little more added. 
Nobody knows why,
but when she and Cartman came together,
the schools infrastructure changed. 
More buildings were added to suit their dreams,
and college here was that much closer. 
Because of the Zirconians dreams,
to accomplish their desires,
of their own knowledge,
and their love of being a family. 

PC Principal and Vice Principal strong woman's recap combined:

She genuinely cares about us,
knowing that being a co-worker and falling in love, while working, is okay.
Sure it's not valid anywhere,
But because of her likeness to families,
we were on the good side.  
She was willing to teach much of south park the meaning of love
in it's many forms. 
And to her dreams of a unified place,
she sees life in the eyes of many who struggle,
so she could build back up a more stable wall.
And because of stability,
the children we have,
get to know the cruel world without being offended.
Taking it as it is,
usually she says. 
And after a while that we've known her,
she and Cartman,
are starting a family of their own. 
We're both happy,
But we are in a bit of confusion as to why
and how that's okay for themselves.
But they shrug the negativity off.
Like it's nothing.
They're taking it as it is.
Just like they said.

CHAPTER 21!!!
COMING SOON!!!!
LET'S GET SOME HYPE READY FOR THE DAY MARLYNN COMES!!