*Cue the "9 to 5" song by Dolly Parton and a montage of Eric and Kaela doing their measurements business.*

           3rd Person POV

           It was week 9 and their time to shine on their turn on weekly teaching! Their subject, astrology. They arrived to their school early and shifted the room a little by adding an old skool projector, some 'roll-out', dry erase birth chart maps, and shifted some parts of the lights to become black lights. Kaela, the mother in this duo, is wearing a grey sweater with a black blazer and some blue jeans with no rips and a pair of rosy red slip on shoes. Her hubby, Eric is wearing another one of his dad shirts but this time, it's a red and black striped polo with khakis and a pair of black converse chuck sneakers. As a bonus, for adding a show off personality to the duo, they both are wearing mood rings on their wedding finger and painted their nails black for symbolism of the pair. As they finished up they went on to set up the chalkboard full of information for that day. The plan went on to have the 12 signs be introduced via classmates and social interactions. Then last minute touch ups were added with the name cards and desks rearranged into a big circle. The bell rang and the students all went in surprised to see the room fixed into something completely different. The white chalk on the board was lit up in a light blue compared to the rest. Seeing that their card placements in the circle are swatched differently, they sat where they were assigned, and soon class began. 

          Eric's POV

          I began to speak away "As you know, I'm Cartman and this is my wife Kaela. She and I have a baby on the way, and with a baby on the way, it's gonna be stressful for the most of it. SOOOooooo......let's begin class! Now first task, is to know our zodiac signs. Open your textbooks to page 6 and there on after you'll find your sign based on where your birthday was. Got it?" Everyone said yes and continued on to page 6 to discover their sun sign. I also added "and after this, we'll play a quack-diddly-oso type game of the 12 zodiac signs. that way, we get to know the 12 signs in order. Alright now, get to work guys." I did a finger-gun gesture and went over to my tall and pregnant wife and gave her a hug as the class went on to work. As she hugged back, she asked me a question "So, what are you gonna do when the baby arrives? Like for example, are you gonna stay home for your share of maternity leave so I can do mine or are we both gonna stay home for a while before taking the darling with us?" I liked the second option due to my concern of her leaving a child alone with me because I know I can become....un-fatherly.....at times. I pulled up two fingers and mumbled into her chest, "The second option. Also honey," I raised my head up to meet her southern sky blue eyes. "While you're pregnant with the little thing, maybe we can learn some yoga together?" She mentioned back "Like pregnancy yoga? I like the sound of that....I wouldn't mind it at all." She shrugged with a smile and kissed my forehead. As she kissed my forehead, her chest and the top of her already a bit of a belly, rubbed up against my chest and face. 

          The class silenced and that motivated us to get to work and teach for the second interval with my wife taking charge. She knew everything into it so, she could blast it all at once if she could, but I know she won't do that because that leads to confuse everyone in this class. So she started off easy. "So class. What did we learn about our signs?" Jimmy answered, "W-we-well I l-learned that my s-s-s-sign actually has a wise outlook on life and that is should be cherished, making m-m-muh..m-m-me the smartest kid in the class." Kaela chuckled "So I assume you're a virgo maybe?" Jimmy nodded with a bit of shock "Yes i am. b-b-but how to you know that?" Kaela rolled her eyes and smiled with a finger pointed to her third eye supposedly. "Psychic......................no i'm just really good at knowing what sign is assigned to what type of personality. But back to our chalkboard here, who can tell me what the 7th sign of the zodiac is?" Butters yelled "LIBRA!" Kaela then applauded "Very good butters. Libra is the 7th sign of the zodiac. Also known as the scales. Now who can tell me the order of the earth signs," Wendy raised a hand "And isn't a full blown feminist?" Wendy then growled but Kaela picked on token because he had his hand raised first. He then replied "Taurus the 2nd in the zodiac, Virgo being the 6th and Capricorn being the 10th." She marked those down on the board and threw a caramel candy to Token. "Here Token. This is a ''token'' of my gratitude towards your answer." He chuckled with a snort. "Nice one." Kaela turned back with a smug smirk and replied "No P-R-O-B-L-E-M!" I swore I heard Heidi mumble Texan-hate under her breath. Making me quiver. Luckily, Kaela caught onto this and turned back in a sudden swift motion to look around quickly in the quiet class. As I did see Wendy in the back putting her hood up and curling into a ball because she's that scared now. Kaela breathed in and exhaled slowly with her eyes closed, before she let out a mighty momma lion's roar. 

          "WHO!!!               SAID!!!             THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone was quivering now, including me a little because I never heard a roar like that in a while. Heidi was smirking and laughing with a snort. She replied "I knew you were dumb enough to hear it!!! HAHAHAHA!" Kaela came stomping up to her and grabbed her by the collar and pinched a VERY sensitive part of her body with such force and anger that it send a huge amount of tears to her eyes. "OWOWOW!! DON"T!!! DON"T!!! DON"T PINCH ME THERE!" She kept on squirming while Kaela replied with her fatherly voice "You better apologize for saying that stupid shit!" Heidi kept squirming and Kaela kept pinching. "C'mon it's like i'm not gonna have to keep pinching you damn body all day! APOLOGIZE!" Heidi gave up and then pleaded "I'm sorry! I'm SORRY!! STOP! I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN!" Kaela stopped and dropped her back in her seat and asked again "You promise?! You promise to not say that shit again?!" Heidi corrected her self "YES! I will never say it again! I PROMISE!" Kaela huffed and waltzed back to the chalkboard. "Now you know what'll happen if you call me something dumb or you do something else against the class rules." The class quickly went back to being calm and quiet, Heidi quivering, along with Wendy on the other side. I looked back to Kaela and gave her a thumbs up and hand signaled 'can we cuddle later?' she replied in hand signals 'yes. after class.' As she finished up the class session, we played a quick game of zodiac diddly-oso and headed to lunch before our intermission home. 

          As we were at lunch, the others, Jew-boy, Stan, Kenny and Butters sat with us in a circle. Asking us some questions. But before they could complete their questions, they introduced Butters to our 'bun-in-the-oven'. Kaela then went on to say, "Hey Bütts. (Pronounced BOO-ts) You excited to hear and feel the wonder?" He nodded with a bright smile. "Oh I have been waiting more than forever to hear and feel it!" Kaela nodded and allowed him to start touching with excitement clouding in his eyes. He noticed with the lightest of touches that it was a bit tight on skin matters, but inevitably round enough for him to move his hand around every inch without complete arm motion. Then without hesitation, he put his ear up to her belly and listened for the little heart within. His eyes then were blinded by joy and happiness that the only thing that came out was a tiny squeak of an awe. He sat back up with a smile and some tears in his eyes that he was fanning out. Kyle supported him by putting both of his hands on Butters shoulders, massaging the joy and excitement to relax him. Stan came around to also invite us to a dinner at his house with the Angston's. And there we were, at his place at 6 p.m. in the crack of dusk, eating dinner with both families. Sharon began. "I hear that your daughter Kaela has a child that she and Eric are bearing happily. Are you excited?" Her parents don't seem to happy but went with it. Her dad looked to me a little pissed "Did you impregnate my daughter?" I quivered and nodded with a reply "We actually wanted a child anyways so why not." Her dad then replied "So it was planned?" I nodded with slight relief "Yes. It was." It kinda stung me that her dad kinda pushed me that way but I know his good side and he seemed to be softening up. He sighed "Well...you better have found a way to pay for this financially." I then perked up with an idea. Kaela knew the same.

          Sharon, again then came back with banana rolls and a nice dinner that seemed all too familiar to the Angston's. A rack of grilled baby-back ribs, an olive garden tasting salad, sweet tea, and a family sized bowl full of ramen noodles. Kaela stook with just tea and a salad because she was growing a child inside that oven of hers and wanted to have a healthy child when they eventually do come out to meet us. As we kept on eating, we both catched up on family matters. Randy and Kaela's dad went over to the couch to watch the race as the rest of the females, along with Stan and I stayed back to enjoy being ourselves, talking about future projects. I began "So, Stan, you're gonna get your turn later so, what are you planning to teach?" Stan looked up and answered, "Me and Wendy are teaching the ways of living life without the extra shit anyway. So it's a matter of health anyways." I chuckled and replied "Nice one. But i bet my wife's idea is probably gotta be the best." Stan rolled his eyes with a smug look. "Oh don't even start. Mr Garrison and the others already want you to cover the money so it's 80 percent possible you're getting the job soon." Me and Stan then chuckled again with myself replying "Oh it better be worth it though. But I do learn that this wont happen due to my household condition." I motion my hands around Kaela's tummy and kissed her cheek from the side. Stan and Shelly awed it while the mothers on both my wife's side and Stan's side both smiled warmly. And just to break us off of our thoughts, her and Stan's dad both had a victory yell due to one of their famous racer's winning. They eventually chest-bumped and danced to something they both like to dance to. While me and Kaela looked to each other and laughed. Enjoying the family get together. After a while, Stan's family and Kaela's family both decided to part ways so we could head home. I also insisted we stay over at her house anyways because the house has a tone that reminds me of my childhood too. 

         As we headed over to her house and laid on her bed after we entered, we laid still with silence in the room. And all that there was in noise, was our breathing and small but noticeable innards making noise. We turned off all the lights and she of course laid her body on one side and slept on, relaxing every moment that passed before the crack of dawn. I sat up, took off my shirt and khakis to only put on a pair of pajama pants that resemble a certain vaporwave artist's album and slept back with her. I put my head against her neck and pulled a blanket over us, keeping us warm. She then put her legs over my chubby ones and hugged me like I was my own stuffed animal. It felt sweet so I did one black because I love her that much. And as I drifted to sleep, the soft and yet pounding heart beats against my own, helping me lull me to sleep faster, as the night passed on.