You are sitting in a wooden chair in a empty plain of existence. Your head's a little fuzzy as I look to your left and there's a guy here about your age sitting in a similar chair wearing a green and black track suit.

Y/N: Hey.

Green Suit: Uh hi...

Y/N: Do you know how you got here?

Green Suit: I think there was a girl and a truck...What about you?

Y/N: All I can remember is.....

Y/N: Fire....

Green Suit: You okay?

Then a cute girl almost a goddess wearing all blue shirt, skirt, and a pink scarf walks between you and the other boy.....and you may have noticed she isn't wearing any underwear.

Goddess: Kazuma Satou, Y/N L/N...Welcome to the Afterlife. A few moments ago you passed on, my condolences.

Y/N: Thanks, I guess...

Goddess: Your lives were quite short and now you both quite dead.

Kazuma: So what about the girl? She okay?

Goddess: Yes, she's fine.

Kazuma: Thank God...At least my death meant something.

Goddess: Actually, even if you hadn't pushed her out of the way like you did. She'd still be fine.

Kazuma: Huh?!

Goddess: A tractor can't go that fast so it would've stop before it her.

Y/N: Tractor? You said it was a truck.

Kazuma: Back up a sec!

Goddess: What is it?

Kazuma: That was a tractor?!

Goddess: Yes, a little red one.

Kazuma: Then how'd I die?! I mean, did I get run over by it or something?!

Goddess: Oh no, you died of shock. Apparently you thought it was truck.

Y/N: *holding laughter* Oh...my...god.

Goddess: HAHAHAHA! Sorry I've been doing this a long time and you were the first human I ever met that died so ridiculously!

Kazuma:(The hell?! She making fun of me dying!)

Goddess: You were so scared of being run over you wet your pants!

Y/N: AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

Aqua: There's nothing like a bit of laughter to ease the stress of one's day.

Kazuma: (Damn her!) You shut up! How'd you die?!

Goddess: Hmm let's see....Oh, he died in a house fire while saving his baby sister.

Kazuma:.....

Y/N:....Is my sister okay?

Goddess: She is, you threw her to the fireman as debris fell on you and crushed you to death. A noble sacrifice. Your parents are devastated but they'll always cherish your sister and your memory.

Y/N:.......Enough about us, who are you?

Aqua: I'm the Goddess Aqua, when a young person dies in Japan. It's my job to guide them to the Afterlife.

Y/N: Wait Japan?! I'm from the States how did I end up here?!

Aqua: We've....branched out recently. Anyways you have a couple options.

Y/N: (Oh just gonna be completely vague aren't ya.)

Aqua get really close to you and Kazuma.

Aqua: You can reincarnate and return to Earth or you can go to Heaven and putter around like an old man for all eternity. But just between you and me Heaven is not the dreamy place you humans imagine it being like.

Y/N: Is that so?

Aqua: There's no TV, manga, or games, and since you don't have a physical body..You can't have sex.

You and Kazuma both just blush at Aqua's bold statement.

Aqua: You'll just bask in the sun until the end of time....whenever that happens?

Aqua brings her face get really close to yours and you blush ever more.

Aqua: Sounds totally boring I know, you don't want to go somewhere like that do you?

Y/N: Not really.

Aqua: Staring over from scratch isn't all that cracked up to be either. But I have another option I know you'll both love!

Y/N: (So close!)

Aqua: You're both young I bet you like games!

Kazuma: Huh?

Aqua does dramatic poses.

Aqua: In a far away land! Peace and prosperity are being threatened by the Devil King and his army! The innocent are being trampled by monsters! Destroying them in a blink of an eye!

A light shines on her.

Aqua: Fear rules the land as the Devil King's army rapes and pillages and slaughters and...more slaughters!

The light turns off

Aqua: Life is so hard there the population is on the decline because no one wants reincarnate back into it.

Y/N: *sarcastic* Jeez, I can't imagine why.

Aqua: To help we decided to send young people who died in other worlds to that one. And let them keep their bodies and memories, pretty clever huh?

Kazuma: But what's the point of sending us there anyway if we're gonna be killed anyway?

Aqua: I'm glad you asked!

Y/N: Walked right into that one.

Aqua: If you decide to go I will let you choose one thing and take it with you. It can be anything, like a powerful weapon or a special ability.

Y/N: A powerful weapon.....

Aqua: You can have a new life and keep all your memories from your old one. Plus you can awesome power or weapon, that world needs a hero and you two could be it's heroes. That's some deal, don'tcha think?

You and Kazuma look at each other for a second.

Kazuma: Um..Just wondering won't we have to learn this world's language?

Aqua: Yes well, we already thought of that.

Aqua walks between the two of and pulls out a book entitled, "Parallel World Reincarnation Guide and Contract."

Aqua: Thanks to kind support of us gods we'll load the language right into your brains. You'll be able to speak and read right when you arrive.

Y/N: Oh good, cause I don't feel like spending a year on language courses.

Aqua: There's chance you might get overloaded and go "poof." But that's rare, any-who just pick a skill or weapon and I'll go ahead and send you on your way.

Y/N: Did you just say we could go "poof?"

Y/N: Uh-huh.

Aqua twirls and shoves out a bunch papers all over the floor with weapon and power options.

Aqua: Time to chose! I have tons options and there all amazing! Pick one and I'll send you on your way!

Kazuma: Uh Y/N right? Mind if I go first?

Y/N: Yeah, I already know what I want you can go first.

You sit in your chair while Kazuma starts looking through all of the various options of weapons and powers. Aqua sits in her chair, with her legs crossed, and eats chips.

Kazuma: (Maybe it's my gamer's intuition talking but these skill and gear are kinda whack. Hell if I'm going to place where there's magic. I've gotta to pick something magic-ish.)

Y/N: (Jesus, maybe I should've gone first.)

Aqua: Come on, hurry it up. Doesn't matter what you pick anyway, in the end you'll just be a shut-in gamer geek.

Y/N: Offf, gonna need a bag of ice for that burn.

Kazuma: H-Hey shut up! Don't you call me geek! And I'm not a shut-in I died outside my house!

Aqua: *licks finger* Details shmetails, just hurry it up already. I still got to give Y/N his pick and more dead humans to guide besides you, ya know.

Kazuma: (Damn her! Just cause she's sorta hot! She thinks she can getaway with talking down to me!) You want me to hurry up, huh? Okay you got it, I can pick any one thing to take with me. Is that right?

Y/N: ( I don't like where this is going.)

Aqua: Uh-huh.

Kazuma:....I pick you.

Y/N: (Oh crap.)

Aqua stands up and a bright circle appears under Kazuma.

Aqua: Okay, stand in the magic circle and don't step ou....Hold on, what was it you picked again?

Then an angel girl appears from under a bright light.

Angel: Your request has been heard, and fear not Lady Aqua. For in your absences I shall tend to your duties.

A magic circle appears under Aqua next.

Angel: Kazuma Sato's wish complies with the regulations and has been accepted.

The circles starts to glow and encase around the two. While you just sit there in dumb-struck by what's happening.

Aqua: Wait you can't be serious? This obviously a mistake..No,no cancel the request! You can't do this to me! It's against the rules you can't take me with him I'm a goddess! This is illegal! This is totally illegal! It's gotta be illegal!

Angel: Have a safe journey Lady Aqua. Should you defeat the Devil King I shall send an escort to bring you back here.

Aqua: But I can't fight! I'm goddess, the only skill I have is healing! I'm a healer not a fighter! I can't defeat the Devil King! I can't defeat anyone!

They both begin to levitate.

Aqua: Put me down! Put me Down! Put me down!

Kazuma: It must suck to be you right now. Getting dragged away by the guy you were making fun of. *sinister chuckle* You're coming with me and there's nothing you can do about it. I'll tap the power to live the good life! Then I'll tap it all day everyday!!

Aqua: NOOOO! Please don't make go with creep like him! Y/N help me please!!

Y/N: (What do you want me do about it?!)

Angel: I wish you luck, and I pray that of many candidates that have been sent. You shall be the hero that will defeat the Devil King. If you can save that world from his evil, the gods will grant any wish your heart desires!

Kazuma: Whoa seriously!?

Aqua: Hold on a sec! I'm supposed to say that!

Angel: Now then begin your journey!

You watch as Aqua and Kazuma disappear into a bright light and then the light fades leaving you with the angel.

Y/N: Okay, that happened. Ya know I'm not one for conspiracies but I get the feeling you really wanted to get rid of her.

Angel: *innocently* I have no idea what you're talking about.

Y/N:....So do I still get my pick my weapon or what?

Angel: Of course what would like?

Y/N: An 1888 Springfield Rifle with socket bayonet and enough ammo to last to a while.

Angel: Very well.

The angel makes your weapon and equipment appear in front of you.

You pick up your weapon and gear examine it to make sure everything is in working order.

Y/N: Okay, I'm ready.

Angel: Then I will no-

???: Hold!

A voice sounds from out of nowhere. Then a man in solid gold armor steps forward from the shadows.

Angel: Lord Sigmar, what are you doing here?

Sigmar: This boy has potential and I have seen his future. He will face more than the Devil King. There are other dark powers in play there.

Y/N: So what do want me to do?

Sigmar: You will encounter five unique individuals they will teach you and guide you to your destiny.

Y/N: Will I find them or will they find me?

Sigmar: That is all I can share, you must find the answer yourself young man.

Y/N: If you say so.

Sigmar: My blessing upon you. Proceed angel.

Angel: Yes Lord Sigmar.

Y/N: Thanks, I guess.

A magic circle appears under you and you start to levitate toward a bright light.

Y/N: Well, here we go.

The light engulfs you and you begin your adventure in another world.