Dear Chris,

I hope this correspondence finds you in good spirits. I'm doing well myself, other than the fact that the candy store was out of my favourite cotton candy flavoured bubblegum. The cashier told me that he thought it had been discontinued because they hadn't gotten any new shipments recently. Given the serious nature of the matter, I decided to look for it on the Dark Web. And wouldn't you know it, I found a guy who offered to bring it to my house for free!

His username was Guest12345 on the site I was looking at. I asked him why he didn't have a profile picture and he said it was because he was very self-conscious about his appearance. I told him that he shouldn't worry about that because I'm sure he was fine just the way he was. He also asked me what time of day I thought the least amount of people would be in my building. So he came over at three in the afternoon, just like I told him to.

When I looked through the peephole, I noticed that he was wearing an orange ski mask. I thought that was weird, but I don't judge so I opened the door. Next thing I know he pulled out a knife and attacked me. I mean who does that? Unfortunately for him, I broke his clavicle. I guess those Krav Maga classes paid off after all. He was unconscious when the police got here, turns he was some kind of serial killer, but he's in jail now. And the worst part is that he didn't even have the bubblegum. So I'm still trying to figure that out.

In terms of the subs, they're all ready to go, so just let me know when you'd like me to move them to the rallying point. Also, make sure you say hi to the time traveller for me. I can't wait to meet her. Well, that's all for now. They can't stop all of us.

Ashley

Oh! I almost forgot. Josh told me that he needed one of the subs for Phase Four, so I'm meeting up with him tomorrow. Alright, I'm actually done this time.