HEY Y'ALL I AM YOUR WATER PRINCESS AND I AM BACK.

Look what my messed up mind came up with. Actually this was a request from a friend. Yes I have those. Her name is @thechickfromupstairs

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Ship: KSImon
Setting: The Sidemen house
My Requests: don't judge.
Warning: swearing and smut. Y'all should know what's in this book by now.

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Simon bounced down the stairs and saw his boyfriend walking out of his own room. Simon wrapped his arms around his boyfriend. "Hey JJ," Simon said as JJ nuzzled into his neck.

"Hi Si," JJ breathed. He watched as Simons eyes flashed. He felt himself get pressed up against the wall outside his room. Simon pressed his lips to JJ's in a soft kiss that quickly became heated.

JJ twinned his one hand into Simon's shirt front and the other fell behind Simon's head. Simon let his hands fall to JJ's hips, locking them with his own. JJ bucked his hip and Simon ground down on to JJ.

"And this is a normal sight in the Sidemen house a wild Beast and Minter make out in the hall," said a voice behind them. Both groaned and pulled apart. They looked at Cal

"OIIIII. Go away Calfuckface," Simon said, pulling JJ's face back to his own.

Their lips had just reconnected when Josh, who wasn't paying a bit of attention, walked straight into the pair. He dumped a full glass of Doctor Pepper down the back of Simon's shirt.

"AHHHHH. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL JOSH," Simon screamed jumping away from JJ.

Josh was laughing so hard and a shirtless Vikk came out of his room rubbing sleep from his eyes. "What the hell?"

Cal bounced over to Vikk, "Get dressed nerd. Josh and I are going to teach you how to kick a football."

"Go away Calcockblock," Vikk said going back into his room. He fell on to his bed and curled up into a ball. Josh walked in, and turned on a light. Vikk moaned in annoyance and pulled his pillow over his head. Josh pulled boxers, shorts, and a football jersey out.

"Vikk if you're not out of bed in 30 seconds, Calfuckface is carrying your stuff to the car and I'm carrying you. You'll have to dress in the car," Josh said tapping his foot.

Vikk gave a whimper from somewhere in his soft land of blankets. Josh shook his head, threw Vikk's clothes, hoodie and bag to Cal and picked up the half asleep Indian.

"NO JOSH PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN!!" Vikk screamed, suddenly awake and very upset.

Josh ignored the yelled Star he was holding and looked at Simon and JJ. "We are leaving. We will be gone nearly all day. Try not to break the house."

Simon was halfway between getting his soda-soaked top off without getting the liquid in his hair. JJ was in a crumpled pile on the floor and laughing hysterically.

"Yeah yeah whatever," JJ said between laughs.

They trio left the house with a screaming Vikk, an pissed off Daddy Josh, and a muttering Calcockblock or Calfuckface(which ever you like better).

After they left JJ suddenly stopped laughing and stood up. He slid his hands into Simon's top and pulled it up and over his head. "How did you...?"

"Shut up Si," JJ said blushing. He cuddled into Simon's side.

Simon smiled down at JJ, "What do you want to do Jide?" What the fans didn't know was the their beloved KSI wasn't, in reality as sexual as he pretended. He really was a sweetheart and to be honest he looked at sex as a private thing between the people involved. So Simon knew that JJ was not only embarrassed by being caught by Cal, he lost his mood for it.

"Netflix and cuddles?"

"Ok Jide," Simon said kissing the top of JJ's head, "mine or yours?"

"Yours. You have the big TV."

The pair walked up the stairs and into Simon's room. JJ got drinks out of the mini fridge while Simon set up Netflix.

Simon threw himself, stomach down, on his bed and patted the spot next to him. JJ put the cans of Red Bull on the floor in front of the bed. He then, laid down and tucked his hands under his chin next to Simon. Simon put one hand over his eyes.

"Woah man. What's going on?" JJ said getting nervous as he tried to pull the hand away.

"Shhhh JJ. You're safe and I want the movie to be a surprise." Simon said soothingly.

Simon quickly moved through Netflix and picked the movie, The Exorcist. He knew JJ would be scared, but he wanted a reason to cuddle his JJ.

He pulled his hand away from JJ's eyes.

"Siiiiiii, you know I don't like this movie," JJ whined.

"But I doooooo," Simon whined back. He tucked JJ into his side with a smile. "I love you."

JJ groaned in annoyance, "I love you too. Just play the damn movie."

"YAY! Ok!!!" Simon said playing the movie.

TIME SKIP BC I'VE NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE.

Simon got up and stretched. JJ had been in a ball against his side. Most of the movie, JJ had hid his face in Simon's shirtless shoulder.

When Simon got up, JJ rolled up even tighter into a ball. Simon rolled his eyes and went to the bathroom. In typical male fashion he had an idea while he peed.

He snuck quietly back to his room and flicked of the lights. JJ gave a little scream of fear and curled into a tighter ball.  Simon walked into his room to see JJ being as small as he could, hands over his ears and eyes screwed shut.

Simon walked over and wrapped his arms around JJ. He was on his side and cuddling JJ to his chest. Simon rubbed JJ's back, he tipped JJ's chin up to his face. "Are you ok Jide?"

JJ shook his head and and wrapped his arms around Simon. He moved to tuck his face into Simon's chest but his face was caught in Simon's longs fingers.

"Awww. I'm sorry. Let me make it better," Simon murmured as he pulled JJ on for a kiss.

The soft kiss meant to calm JJ, quickly turned into a make out session. Simon pushed JJ down so he was flat on the bed. He moved so he was straddling JJ. Simon pressed their lips together again. JJ happily parted his lips and granted Simon entrance. Simon slipped his tongue into JJ's mouth. JJ ran his hands up and down Simon's shirtless torso. Simon pulled at the hem of JJ's shirt.

They disconnected the kiss only to pull JJ's top off. JJ reached and grabbed Simon's ass. Simon let out a small moan. He began to grind down on JJ as payback. JJ moaned happily at the contact.

"Is my Jide horny?" Simon moaned.

"Y-Y-Yeeeessssss," JJ moaned from under Simon.

JJ ran his fingers through Simon's quiff and tugged the baby hairs on back of his boyfriends neck. JJ used his free hand to undo the laces of Simon's sleep track pants. He pushed them down and palmed Simon through his boxers.

Simon groaned in pleasure as JJ shifted. He pushed them over so he was on the top. JJ began kissing down Simon's body till he hit the waist band of Simon's boxers. He slowly, so slowly pulled down the boxers. He smiled as Simon's cock sprung out. He blew on the tip causing Simon to moan.

"JJ please baby..." Simon's words were cut off by a moan as JJ engulfed Simon's cock in his mouth. JJ bobbed his head around Simon. Simon became a moaning puddle under JJ. Simon gently held JJ's head as the man sucked, bobbed, and hummed. "Oh my God JJ. I love you so much. You're perfect. I love you. Oh JJ," praise poured from Simon's mouth.

JJ ignored the praise and kept going. "JJ baby. If you want me to fuck you you need to stop."

JJ pulled off of Simon with a pop. He rubbed his own erection through his pants. "Si please..." he moaned.

"Alright Jide," Simon grabbed a hold of JJ's shoulders and flipped them again so he was on top. He pulled JJ's pants and boxers off. He also moved and grabbed lube and a condom from under his pillow. He rolled the condom on before he poured some lube on his fingers.

JJ was already jacking himself off when Simon pressed a finger to his ass. Jide jumped when Simon's finger entered, but quickly settled. Simon pushed JJ's hand away and began pumping JJ himself. Simon slid another finger into JJ and began scissoring him.

JJ moaned, begging Simon to fuck him. "Simon, baby, please," he begged as he bounced on the fingers.

Simon smirked as he withdrew his fingers. He kissed JJ's neck, right on the sweet spot, nipping and biting. "You sure Jide?"

"Siiiimmmoooonnnn," JJ whined. He was writhing on the bed, and thrusting into Simon's hand.

Simon kissed down JJ's chest, kissing every inch of it. "FOR FUCKS SAKE SIMON FUCK ME," JJ screamed.

Simon move so the tip of his cock was nudging JJ's ass. He released JJ to breathe a single command, "Say it. Again."

JJ reached up and grabbed the back of Simon's neck. "Fuck me, right now, you bastard. AHHHHHHH."

Simon looked in to JJ's eyes and slammed himself into JJ as hard as he could. JJ met every thrust of Simon. He moved so he could connect their lips.

He let out another scream, "YES. SI. RIGHT THERE. OH MY GOD." JJ threw his head back, moaning Simon's name over and over.

Simon adjusted so he was pounding that spot every time. JJ gripped the back of Simon's neck with both hands and allowed his head to move with each thrust.

Simon felt a coiling in his stomach. He began to stroke JJ.

JJ whimpered, "Si, I'm gonna...."

"Me to Jide baby. Together ok?" Simon said looking in to JJ's dark eyes.

A couple more thrusts and Simon slammed his lips against JJ's. JJ screamed his orgasm into Simon's mouth as he came on both of their chests. Simon came quickly after JJ.

He fell heavily on JJ's chest. "Worth the scare baby?" Simon asked between breathes.

JJ kissed Simon's forehead, "shut up. You're lucky I love you."

Simon nuzzled his head into his chest. "I think that every day. Clean up later?"

JJ nodded sleepily and wrapped his arms around Simon.

They fell asleep in each other's arms. So happy and so in love.

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Awwwwwwwww. So cute. I hope y'all like it. A bit different from my normal smut but a good change.

I AM YOUR WATER PRINCESS AND I AM OUT. BYYYYEEEEEE