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When Simon came back from holiday with brownies made specially by Mummy Minter, all the Sidemen devoured them. Well, except for Josh, though, because he was still in his room recording before all the brownies were gone.

Simon's mum was in stage 1 breast cancer, and because of this, her husband decides to make marijuana brownies for her pain. And because of the holidays, Simon brings home a bunch of brownies that were thought to be without marijuana, but of course, the tins were exactly the same, so what could go wrong?

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Simon ate one brownie out of the 12, watching JJ devour 3 while the rest ate 2, except for Josh. They all went their separate ways, soon gathering up so they could film a potential Sidemen Sunday.

When Simon reached to grab a brownie for Josh, though, he saw all of them had disappeared, and chuckled to himself.

Oh well, Simon thought, he should have been down here when he had the chance. Although later, Simon could eat his own words.

Around 40 minutes later, Simon was sitting at his desk editing a video when he heard a loud crash downstairs. He didn't think much of it, but when he heard:

"STUPID BITCH! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU BROKE! WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!" Simon decided to see what was up.

Simon got up out of his chair, walking to the door when his phone rang. He picked it up and answered it almost immediately.

"SIMON?!" It was his mum, almost yelling, in panic.

"Hey mum? What's up?" Simon said but he felt his words slur a little.

"WHERE ARE THE BROWNIES?! DID YOU TAKE THEM?!?" Simon's mum was kind of scaring him, but he answered a yes. He then heard mumbling in the phone and then he heard his dad's voice.

"Simon?! Did you eat any brownies?!" His dad was also panicking.

"Yeah, I had one, I-"

"Simon, they were the ones with weed in them!" Simon's head felt dizzy as he dropped his phone, running out the door, not even hanging up the phone.

"JOSH!" Simon yelled, running to his room. Thankfully, the door was unlocked and he was editing.

"What's up?" Simon explained the whole situation, the whole time Josh listening. "You gave them what?!"

"Weed brownies!" Simon answered again as Josh shot out of his chair, running out of the door.

"How long has it been?!" Josh answered, running down the spiral stairs as fast as he could.

"Um..45 minutes now." Josh looked at him in panic.

"Simon, when eating weed it takes 30-60 minutes for it to kick in, but people get more high than they do when smoking it." Josh explained, running down the final flight of stairs with Simon behind him.

"Oh god." Simon said but then Josh turned to him.

"Who had the brownies?"

"Who didn't?"

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The two decided to look around the house, splitting up. Since Simon only had one brownie, he didn't feel as high as he would if he had 2 or 3-which all the rest of the Sidemen did.

Josh looked in the kitchen first, finding only a broken vase on the floor.

"JJ?" Josh called out, quickly getting the broom and sweeping the glass up.

"Josh! I found JJ!" Simon yelled as Josh went around the house to look for Simon who called for him. He found both Simon and JJ in the pool-table room with both on either end.

"LET ME FUCK YOU!" JJ yelled, his eyes dilated.

"Help please!" Simon said quickly, looking at Josh. Josh then went to grab JJ, but he screamed and fell on the ground, causing both Josh and Simon to laugh.

"JJ you have to come with me." JJ, surprising the other two, nodded, almost falling as he got up. Josh grabbed JJ's hand, leading him up to the guest room. "You stay in here while we look for the others." Josh said and at that moment he heard a scream from outside.

Josh and Simon shared looks, quickly closing the door and running back down the stairs.

They ran outside, looking up to find Harry on top of their roof, naked except for underwear(or pants), right where they all threw the toasters off. Ethan was down at the bottom, laughing and pointing at Harry. 

"Take Ethan where JJ is, I'll get Harry." Josh said quickly, sending a slight crooked Simon away with Ethan. "Harry! I need you to get down from there!" Josh yelled.

"B-But I like it up here!" Harry yelled back, almost like he was a toddler and Josh was the dad.

"Harry, it's not safe! We need you to get you with JJ and Ethan." Josh said to Harry, but Harry wasn't looking at Josh anymore. He was looking at the little trampoline that was at the bottom to the right of Josh. 

Harry walked along the edge to the trampoline, Josh quickly seeing what he was going to do.

"Harry! Don't you dare!" Josh yelled but Harry ignored him. "Harry, if you don't jump, I'll give you more brownies! How about that?"

Harry's eyes lit up, looking at Josh.

"Brownies? Where?!" Harry asked and Josh smiled.

"I'll make you some! If you come into JJ's room and down to the kitchen! But if you jump, no brownies." Harry smiled as he quickly ran into JJ's room behind him. Josh sighed in relief but then realized there were 2 more Sidemen to find.

Then Josh noticed that in the pool, something was floating. He quickly ran in, seeing the pool lid opened.

He then noticed what looked to be Tobi laying face down in the water.

"TOBI!" Josh yelled, jumping in the water and grabbing Tobi, bringing him to the edge where he got air.

Tobi's eyes quickly opened, scowling at Josh.

"I was sleepin!" Tobi complained, getting out of the pool. "Cause I got a long day ahead of me- and that was my water bed and you ruined it! Look- It's all water now!" Tobi rambled on, putting a dry shirt on. 

The two walked into the kitchen, seeing Simon, Vik, and Harry all in there.

"FISH! I HAVE FISH!" Vik yelled, opening a new thing of tuna. He then got some out with a spoon, then eyed Simon.

"Vik don't you dare-"

"FISH FISH FISH!" Vik yelled, running at Simon with the can and spoon in his hand.

"VIK!"

Harry, while all this was happening, was opening the fridge and freezer, looking for any sweet he can find.

"I...need...CANDY!" He yelled causing Tobi who was beside Josh to giggle and go beside him.

"Simon!" Josh yelled causing him to look at Josh, still being chased by Vik with fish. "We need to get them all in the room, just so they can get off their high- and you as well." Josh said as he saw Harry find ice cream that was JJ's.

Josh then took the can of tuna from Vik, setting it down on the table.

"Take Vik upstairs, I'll get Harry and Tobi." Josh said, and Simon nodded obediently. Josh then finally got Harry and Tobi to follow him, not taking away the ice cream in fear of what they might do.

Josh opened the door to find JJ laying on the floor with Ethan beside him, both having their arms and legs stretched out.

"STAR BUDDIES!" Vik exclaimed, falling on top of JJ who groaned, making Ethan laugh. Tobi and Harry sat on the guest bed, eating ice cream with different spoons but the same container. And last Simon sat on the bed against the headboard, looking up at the ceiling in content.

Josh locked the door, making sure no one comes in nor out. He then sat at the door, watching his friends until they were not high any more.

The Sidemen didn't get their Sidemen Sunday video done that day, but they sure do have a story to tell.