Waking upto arm's around me an a phone in front of my face I knew Simon was up rolling over I put my face in his neck Morning baby -He said Morning -I said Time to get up you got some refereeing to do -He said What time is it -I said Oh 11am we all got a sleep in because we went hard core last night an were in Portugal an we will be drinking today an tonight as we have dinner -He said Ooh ok now I'm ready to be a referee -I said.

Do you want breakfast -He said I'll take a snack bag -I said Ok go get ready an I'll meet you in the lobby -He said What your ready -I said He got out of bed Ah ok -I said slipping out of bed an going into the closet.

I packed a snack bag an left the room. Exiting the elevator I saw the crew an I ran an jumped on Simon's back Ahhh -He squealed "You little girl" -Callux said Simon caught me.

So I'll stay up here -I said Randy my referee partner -I said high fiving him as Simon walked us past the buffet Simon put me down babe please -I said Ok -He said dropping me.

You prick -I said grabbing Clear wrap an wrapping 2 croissant's an 3 sandwiches I'm a hungry lady -I said as I put them in my bag an jumped on Simon's back.

We walked out of the hotel an to the cab's Climbing in Freezy got in next to me So   Y/n -Freezy said Yes Cal -I said Can I borrow your Taylor hoodie -He said I laughed I actually have one in your size I got it for me but got the wrong size so yes you can -I said Oh my god yay -He squealed Ouch my ear -I said.

Arriving at the golf range we got out of the cab's Goodbye my lover -I sang to Simon as I hopped on the Referee cart Guess I'm drink girl -I said putting the cooler under my feet.

We pulled upto the meeting area an stood around me an Randy in the middle blue an red team on our side's. "Welcome to Sidemen All Sport's Golf Europe edition" -Vik said We cheered "Ok Red team here are your Wild card's" -Vik said.

Red team had a huddle while me an randy did handshake's *Alright we know what were doing* -Ethan said. "Ok" -Freezy said Hold on hold on -Randy said Me an Y/n here are Referee's today an if anyone's bad to us we will be bad to you -Randy said.

Yep so Simon if your rude I won't hesitate to call you a lanky nerd blank -I said He gasped *Damn she ain't playing today* -Ethan said Do Referee's ever no we never play the game we control the game -I said.

Callux tried to suck upto us "Can you get us drink's" -Ethan said He didn't mean that -Simon said As it was Callux's turn an he was shit "Guy's I'm gonna go again" -Cal said *Why* -Red team said "Ref said" -Cal said We did not -I said blowing my whistle Lying I will not accept -I yelled.

Harry's turn an he had a stinker we got in the golf carts Randy got in An started singing as we got to driving Can I drive once today -I said Of course -He said Hey good looking -He said I looked up from my phone "Hey sexy" -Ethan said Simon he ain't saying it to me it's all them -I said.

Want a pint -Randy said "Oh what you've got for me" -Ethan said jumping out with Josh I opened the lid Ooh sprite -I said grabbing a bottle.

Simon came over an leaned against the cart on my side Hey sexy mind if I get a drink -He said Of course good looking -Randy said I wasn't talking to you -Simon said I laughed Randy if were gonna work together you can hit on all the other boy's I'll control this wild one -I said.

Deal -Randy shaking my hand Hey baby what would you like it's gonna cost a kiss -I said This one -He said grabbing it an kissing me I got a kiss you didn't -I said laughing at Randy.

The boy's all got in their little group's an Randy drove onto the field to the blue boy's Hey boy's -Randy said *Ooh* They all groaned an came to us I opened the lid "Ooh no alcohol for you Randy" -Freezy said as he grabbed a blue powerade No I'm the officiate -Randy said *You y/n* -Harry said I have Vodka in here to go in my sprite -I said "Now she's going hard" -Vik said.

Go Simon -Red team cheered You suck -I shouted "Well bloody hell a ref shouldn't say that" -Harry said I'm the girlfriend an your on the other team -I said glaring He put his hand's up Babe maybe word's of encouragement -Simon said Ok you suck -I cheered jumping up an down My girlfriend literally hate's me -Simon said kicking the ball.

The ball was a good shot Simon walked to me Listen here little lady that wasn't nice -He said holding onto me It was to get in your head -I said sticking my tongue out Your drunk aren't you -He said I literally have a sprite -I said Oh well then maybe you were getting into my head -He said.

Freezy hit the ball with a Tennis racket Hey randy last one to the cart has to be passenger -I said bolting to the cart an hopping in That's unfair your skinnier -He said hopping in Listen here buddy it's not about weight it's about speedness -I said.

Watching Harry nearly run my boyfriend over Great I might come out of this video without a boyfriend -I said driving Rest in peace mr minter -Randy said.

I stood with the blue team John you want to see a trickshot -Simon said as I was back in the cart He kicked the ball an it hit me right in the face Ouch -I said holding my face the boy's laughed an Simon ran over.

Baby I am so sorry -He said laughing while holding my face Ow -I said looking at him Does it hurt -He said No simon it doesn't I don't even think I got hit by a flying football -I said sarcastically He smiled Oop's -He said kissing my chin an neck then my lip's.

Randy got back in when Ethan was ready  we drove onto the course Hey your gonna be in the way -Simon said I'm not gonna be here when he hit's it -Randy said Well just move over a bit -Simon said Callux gave a look Just no -Randy said.

Callux came over "I'm saying sorry" -callux said No not accepting it only from simon -Randy said "Simon" -Callux said What happened -Simon said I'm not accepting callux's apology I said I'll only accept it from you -Randy said as I laughed.

Simon walked over Then I'm sorry -He said shaking his hand An I'm sorry to you to -Simon said to me As you should you actually injured me -I said pouting He leaned in an kissed me I kissed back He pulled back an smiled I love you -He said I love you to -I said.

Tobi accidentally hit himself "That sounded like a shot" -Ethan said repeatedly Ethan shut up -I said blowing my whistle. Tobi went an got an alright.

"We're doing a wild card" -Vik said Red team had to use a boomerang I skipped my way to Simon an got in front of him Arm's out -I said he stood with his arm's out an I jumped in his arm's he caught me an we got to walking.

He put me down an I hopped in the golf cart Josh went with the boomerang an did good. Your a team you can coach -Randy said "I didn't get any boomerang coaching" -Josh said Yeh cause your a old man have a tall sexy man, a whinger an a Cancer survivor -I said They laughed.

Simon Minter -Randy said Sorry sir what did I do -Simon said putting his hand's up I opened the lid This guy -He said An a kiss since you think it was just him who thought of you -I said Well I'm never going to say no to that -He said grabbing a drink an pecking my lip's.

By the way Simon every bad thing you do an drink you get earn's me a kiss -I said Ok baby -He said Can I have a sip -Randy said Of course you can -He said Can I have one to -I said Of course baby -He said opening it an giving it to me I took a sip an gave it to Randy.

After alot of arguing from the boy's to callux an Randy Callux finally hit the ball.  Don't listen to anyone not even me -Simon said I kinda have to -I said I asked for 4 dog's I got none Bad boyfriend -I said to the camera.

Open your mouth -Randy said as Simon was about to pour the drink into Josh's mouth I got out an Simon put his leg up an I pushed Josh an got the shot Nah babe -Simon said I am officially scarred for life -Randy said Are you drunk babe -Simon said Yeh the sprite has vodka or tequila in it -I said.

Simon rubbed his face an I smiled to the camera Harry flew the rocket thing an I got back in the cart "Can I have a lift" -Harry said Go ahead -I yelled as he hopped on the roof while singing.

It was Simon's go Yes you sexy man -I cheered as he chucked it Thank's darling -He said walking to me as everyone dispersed He wrapped his arm's around me an dropped me to kiss me I tripped an we fell him on top of me.

Oh my god -He said laughing an getting up He pulled me up an kissed me as we walked back. Freezy hit the baseball an now it was on the green.

"Get me a drink then" -Ethan yelled Simon you look really hot in that hat -I said Thank's baby you look hot in those short's -He said Yeh their comfy -I said.

I was sat in the cart an looked upto see Callux knock the ball slowly an on purpose Harry started going off "He's moved the ball" -Harry shouted I blew my whistle an jumped out of the cart.

You moved the ball on purpose your punishment from me is your paying for all our dinner's tonight -I said "Nah no way what the fuck" -He said *Thank you Y/n* -Tobi said I got you boy's -I said.

Ethan hit the ball with a mallot an failed next go. I got in the golf cart an started doing donut's in it soon it flipped an I fell Ouch -I said laughing I heard running as I lifted the cart up I'm ok -I said.

Simon ran over Baby what the hell -He said I'm sorry I was doing donut's an it flipped -I said Are you good -He said holding me Perfectly sexy Baby -I said Well damn right you are -He said smacking my ass Well not anymore -I said.

The red team could tie right now which they didn't the blue team cheered an celebrated an Ethan looked like he wanted to die.

Randy drove us to the next hole Randy pull over -Simon said we pulled over "Your getting pulled by Vik" -Ethan said.

Reaching Hole 2 Randy came up with a new rule no tit for tat it was how we both said it. Callux's turn with golf he hit it straight into the water.

Wow you suck -I said laughing "Shut up Simon control your girl" -Callux said She's severely drunk -Simon said. Harry volleyballed it an in the water it went.

Simon threw the vortex an Ethan hit it What's the punishment -Randy said "Smack on the ass" -They said Simon bent over an I ran over an smacked his ass Damn babe you have to much power -He said That's for touching my ass -I said.

"Turtle's" -Ethan said I don't care about the Turtle's -Simon said I smacked the back of his head Ouch -He whimpered Josh kicked the football an did good.

Callux did good but Harry got the ball into the water again. Simon did good an now was the Blue's team I stood next to Simon realising his hat was shit I moved it facing backward's I like it picasso -I said He laughed.

Tobi got the ball into the water. Josh got the ball into the hole I got onto Simon's cart Hello baby -He said Hi -I said laying my head on his lap You comfy babe -He said yep -I said as I closed my eye's an we reached the hole.

No One's POV
Alright we are at hole 3 we have lost a ref she is knocked out too drunk -Randy said "Aw" -They all awed as they looked at her *She is out* -Ethan said Yep that mean's she will be hella drunk tonight -Simon said.

Y/n woke upto Ethan screaming "Zerka" -He yelled Nice nap -Y/n said to herself as she saw Simon's arm's around Ethan's neck She got out of the cart an ran over.

The boy's looked over an laughed Uh -Simon said putting his arm's around her neck Much better -She said He laughed an kissed her cheek.

Y/n's POV
Standing around The blue team were on the green an the red team were everywhere Josh was doing a Mallot an I had to let go of Simon it was already nearly nighttime I had some vodka straight to get me more in the spirit that 20 minute nap did shit to me.

Blue team could win an I stood by Simon his arm around my shoulder Now was Simon's turn to Mallot an he did good. Good job babe -I said Thank's bub -He said pecking my lip's.

Ethan failed an Callux looked like he was crying an Blue team won. Harry dived in the sand an Freezy took his shirt off We shook hand's with everyone.

Arriving at the hotel everyone went to their room's I jumped on the bed star shape Come on baby time to get my drunk -Simon said grabbing my hand an pulling me up Is the dinner here -I said Yep down stair's so you can get as drunk as you want -He said.

Wow -I said We want to get fucked up tonight as it's our last night here -He said Oh ok -I said pecking his lip's. So are we dressing up -I said Yep -He said Ok -I said.

Leaving the bathroom Fuck me -Simon said Later buddy -I said This might be my fav dress -He said What not the revealing one -I said Well this one for around the boy's that one me -He said Ok -I said as I grabbed his hand an we left the room.

We arrived at the club/restaurant Simon pulled my chair out an I sat down with Kirsty on my Left side an Simon on my right.

"I love that dress Y/n" -Kirsty said Thank you -I said "Where's it from" -She said Uh oh Self Portr -I said "Buying" -she said I laughed it is actually really comfortable -I said "Even more perfect" -She said.

Turning my head to Simon Babe what drink do you want -He said Anything with either Tequila or Vodka -I said Ok an what do you want to eat -He said I think it's time for a great steak an chip's -I said leaning my head on his shoulder Alright I'll get the same -He said.

So kirsty you know their's going to be alot of meme's about Simon -I said looking at her "How" -She said Well it's now Harry an Simon who have both kicked a football at the most important women in their life -I said She cracked up laughing which caused everyone to look at us.

"Why is she dying of laughter" -Tobi said Well I said that it was just Harry who got all those meme's of him kicking his mum with a football in the face but now Simon join's the group with kicking one in his girlfriend's face -I said "Ay she's right" -Harry said.

For fuck sake -Simon said laughing I laid my head on his shoulder It's ok I still love you either way -I said That's good -He said kissing my head.

Our dinner arrived an I was on my third drink I tried cutting the steak Oh just cut you stupid thing -I said trying to cut the meat Babe -Simon said laughing as he grabbed the knife an fork cutting it for me an it worked.

What the fuck -I said It's because your drunk darling -He said How dare you -I gasped What it's true -He said laughing No sex -I said No babe I'm sorry -He said.

That's what I thought -I said But thank you -I said pecking his lip's No problem bub -He said I ate the food Now that was good -I said Sweet home alabama -I sang What the fuck -Randy said laughing Ok I'll shut up -I said.

We left the dinner an all went to our room's I was stumbling Baby your gonna fall over -Simon said Your hot -I said Thank's -He said laughing as he grabbed me Carry me -I said he laughed while lifting me up Weeee -I screamed as I see the boy's Ooh hello -I said waving "Hello Y/n" -Ethan said You ginger bastard -I said "What did I do" -He said laughing.

Me an Simon entered our room Let's fuck -I said Bub your to drunk How about I give you morning sex -He said Yes yes yes -I said as I got changed into my pajama's.

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Comments
MiniMinter: She is very drunk by the way
Wroetoshaw: This is fucking funny she caught me sleeping gosh
Behzinga: That finger was for calling me a Ginger Bastard
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alfreezy: I came out with a Taylor Swift hoodie thank you Y/n

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