*First person pov*

"Whatever fucker, I'm leaving. But ask yourself this: When did you forsake yourself?" I said to a C-Class Rank 6 Hero, Tank top Tiger. I start up my motorcycle, despite the protests of the Hero to try and convince me to be his loyal fucking Sidekick. He was perverted as fuck, and he answered the same as all the other heroes. They be in it for the money and fame... Cowardly fucktards. Maybe I should try Mumen... but where even is he? He rides his bike everywhere... and for all I know, when I try to find him he might be going the opposite direction. I'll try him when I run into him... Kathy wasn't with me, she slept in. Poor girl, she just couldn't even handle my motorcycle skills, even after a long night's rest. I stop on the side of the road, pulling out a hero handbook thing that usually are pointed to gain attention of kids... but hey, I need to know all the heroes so I can start looking for him. I grab my red marker and made a big red 'x' over... what was his name again? Tiger striped Bra top? I read his name again, and I was completely off. Ehh... Tiger Striped Bra Top sounds better. I read over all the other Heroes that I haven't checked, but I noticed something bright and yellow in the corner of my eye. Who the hell wears that shade of yellow? It's ugly as fuck, who's the motherfucker who thought this yellow was cool?

I turned to see HIM. IT WAS THAT EGG BASTARD!!!!!! I shut my book angrily and pulled up my bike to a parking meter and payed for it. I put my book back in my pocket and jogged over to the asshole. Actually he looked kinda nervous and panicky... "Awawawawa... today's too peaceful tooooooo..... I won't be able to perform good deeds like this... I'm gonna get disqualified from being a pro hero..." I sweat dropped as I watched the Eggy looked around anxiously. "Oi." I called, trying to grab his attention. He whipped around to see me, looking all badass because I am badass. "Oh... who are you?" I anime fell again, why does he keep forgetting me?! "It feels like deja vu... wait, are you that girl that won't stop harassing me?" Eggy said, looking thoughtful. I jumped up, pointing at him. "I have a fucking name! The name's Takahiro Ren, and don't you forget it!" I yelled. "Oh... I'm Saitama." Eggy said, and I sighed. "Whatever, what are you even doing? Whispering to yourself, it's creepy as hell." I said, shaking my head then smirked. "I heard you have the worst C-Class Rank." I said, and Saitama raised an non-existent eyebrow. "And you're not a Hero." Saitama said, and I start chuckling. "Well you're wrong, I am a S-Class..." Trailing off, trying to get a reaction out of him. Nothing, so I'll just continue. "Rank 1...." I continued, trying to get Saitama's reaction. He didn't say anything, and his face just remained normal. "OK." Saitama said, and I growled in frustration.

"FINE! S-CLASS, RANK 1 SIDEKICK!! LAUGH AT ME ALL YOU WANT!!" I yelled, crossing my arms over my chest. Saitama blinks, then shrugs. "I'm the first Sidekick in history, but what's the point of being a Sidekick if I can't find a Hero to sidekick for? I'm just a laughing stock... I couldn't even become a Hero... not that I mind being the Sidekick but the fact that blew up in my face that I'm... I'm weak... I don't like being weak..." I said, glaring at the fucking ground. "What's wrong with being weak?" I looked back to Saitama. "All strong arms start off as wimpy noodles... just gotta work your way up to the top. After all... how do you think all S-Class Heroes started off?" Saitama asked me, and I stayed quiet. "I-" All of a sudden, Saitama turned and caught something out of the air. "Wha-" It was a kunai... who in the hell is throwing kunai!? I turned to see a... girl I think? She was wearing all black with a samurai sword on her hip. "AH! YOU'RE- You're definitely... definitely... uh it's... ELBOW JOINT PANIC!?" Saitama yelled, pointing at the woman. Alright, was he drunk when he gave himself that nickname? "IT'S SPEED OF SOUND SONIC!" The woman yelled... but she sounded manly. Oh... so it was a guy. I could feel a killing intent from this guy... it's giving me shivers. And his aura... he's on a completely different level from us. Should I run for it? No... if he's gonna stir up trouble we're going to stop him. "Saitama... Today I'm going.... to kill-" "Sorry, but I'm busy right now, come back later. Ren, let's go find some enemies together." Saitama cuts Sonic off, then walking off with my arm in his hand. "Eh?" I said as I got dragged away.

As we got farther and farther away... Anger veins pop on Sonic's face. "Um Saitama... I think we shouldn't leave that bastard alone..." I said, sweating a little as Sonic grabbed the handle of his sword. "You think you can run away!? FROM ME!?" Sonic yelled, and I just blink for one second then Sonic was right in front of us, chunks of his sword flying everywhere. I looked over to Saitama with fear, but only grew worse when I realized he JUST CHOMPED THROUGH THAT DAMN SWORD LIKE CELERY!! SERIOUSLY, HE BIT THROUGH METAL!! HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!? Is... How... Really... how strong... is he? 

"I said I was busy, you idiot! I'm pissed off, so don't get in my way!! OR I'LL HIT YOU!" Saitama yelled, a threatening aura around him, and even Sonic looked scared. To be honest... I was scared shitless. "It's that person!" I heard a voice yelled behind me. "YOU! THE SUSPICIOUS PERSON!" Oh god no... that voice... I turned around rigidly and it was Tiger Striped Bra Top... shit. "THE HERO, THE TANK TOP TIGER, IS CALLING YOU!!" Tiger yelled, and I shivered. One of the reasons why Tiger wanted me to be his Sidekick... was because he wanted me to be his damn mascot. And a very skanky mascot at that, he showed me a outfit I would wear for him. Hell, there was barely any PANTIES. He's a pervert, and I don't want anything to do with that. "He's dangerous! Please do something about him!" The woman next him shouts, pointing at us... but I don't know who. It can't be me, she said 'him' so it's a guy. I look over to Sonic as well as Saitama. Saitama was giggling. "Bah! Sonic, it's because of stuff like you trying to get all violent that they're treating you like you're suspicious. You should just stop and cool off that hot head of yours." Saitama said, pointing at Sonic laughing. But his laughing was cut short when Tiger grabbed his head. "He's been running around downtown since yesterday, making an angry face! It's suspicious! Look! He's even holding a woman who is clearly struggling!" The same woman shouts again. "It's you. Unhand Takashiro-san." Tiger said, and I hide behind Saitama.

"Nooo... I'm good." I said, sticking my tongue out at him. "Wai...! Hang on! I'm a pro Hero too!" Saitama yelled, slapping Tiger's hand away from his head. "What's your Hero name? I, Tank Top Tiger, haven't heard about a Hero like you." Tiger said, suspicious. "WHO GIVES A SHIT!? I'M A NEWBIE!!" Saitama yelled, pissed off. "Anyway, there are people here that'll cause problems for you. Go home right now and keep quiet. You planning on going against me, a C-Class, Rank 6 even though you are a newbie? If you're a newbie, you'll annoy everyone else. You'll even bring down the popularity of other Heroes." Tiger said, and Saitama glared up at Tiger since he was shorter than him by a lot. "Hey, what's with that look? You're telling me to get the hell out of here right now? You can fight me here if you don't wanna listen to me." By this time, a crowd had formed around us. "Hey... that Hero... isn't that Tank Top Tiger?" "It's Tank Top Tiger!" "Really!?" "Awesome, it's the real thing!" "And that girl next to that dude in yellow... isn't she in the newspaper for being the first Sidekick in history!?" "Wow!" "She's hot!" "Her name's Takahiro Ren!" "Do you think that Takahiro Ren and Tank Top Tiger are Hero and Sidekick?" "They look so cute together!" "I ship it! I squirm from all this attention... it wasn't the first time I wasn't recognized in public because of my new title but still. But then I heard all these comments about me and Tiger I felt the need to puke. All of a sudden, Tank Top Tiger grabbed me and pulled me away from Saitama, and I thrash around. "OH FUCK NO!! LET ME GO YOU SHITFACED, COCKSUCKING, ASSHOLE!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!" I yelled, pissed off that he even touched me.

"When you get within Class-C, Rank 10, I expect I'll even know your face. Now, what are you going to do, newbie? Go crazy here... and make me look good?" Tiger said, and all of a sudden Sonic pulled something out of his pouch on his hip and threw something at Tiger. I rolled out of the way, and the objects hits Tiger. It hits him, and explodes. My jaw drops as Tiger fell forward, face down on the ground his clothes charred as well as his hair. "KYAAAA!" People screamed. "What are you doing... Sonic!?" Saitama yelled, not looking behind him to look at Sonic, just staring down at the knocked out Tiger. As much as I hate Tiger, I can't leave him like this. Besides, he needs SERIOUS medical attention. My hands glowed green, and I hovered it over Tiger's body. His wounds start healing right away, at a rapid speed. "He was in my way so I just got him to sleep." Sonic said, and the crowd starts running away in different directions, scared. "Saitama. Even you have been waiting for that worthless title of Hero. So, now the situation's turned around, you have no choice but to fight me! Hero Saitama!" Sonic yelled, then disappeared. I looked around frantically for Sonic as I stood up, since I healed Tiger all the way up, he's just asleep. I turned around, and Sonic's up in the air with shurikens in his hands. He threw them at Saitama, who had his head turned to the direction where Sonic once was. It go closer and closer, but it all of a sudden curved around Saitama, and my eyes widened.

Shit! It's gonna hit the damn civilians! What the hell are they doing there, just standing there like dunces!? My hands glow yellow, and I protected everyone from the exploding shurikens. "RUN DAMMIT!!" I yelled, as I got up and started running. Sonic keeps throwing shurikens, and they explode on each of my shields as I protected all the civilians. But... sometimes I wasn't fast enough. That Sonic guy is really, really fast. I can't even keep track of his shurikens... I watch as more people got hurt, I can't heal them and protect them from Sonic! What is Saitama even doing?! Can't that fucker see that negotiating to Sonic or whatever won't do anything?! Beat the shit out of him already! I shielded a mother and a child, and tched when more shurikens exploded more places. I need to be faster... faster!! A blue light surrounds my body as I watched shurikens went to place I can't make it to. I started to run, but at an amazing speed! Before I knew it, I was shielding the whole place from the exploding shurikens. So... Blue is speed... now I have a chance! I'm gonna fuck you up, Sonic!