*First person pov*

I woke up in my shit apartment in Z-city. I know.... you're thinking 'Z-city!? Isn't that place infested with monsters!?' Well, because of that, the apartments are cheap as fuck. Like seriously, 30 dollars a month? Easy. Living in Z-city? Hard. Trying to leave Z-city to go to work?? Fucking harder. I walk out of my apartment cautiously, then got on my motorcycle. I start it up and rode it through the city onto the highway. I usually get ambushed by a monster once each day, I'm just afraid that these things might put a dent or scratch on my bike. All of a sudden, I heard thumping behind me. I turned to see a giant fucking kangaroo with lots of scars on it wearing red boxing gloves. "Aww, damn it, damn it all!" I yelled as I went faster over the speed limit. Fuck the police, I got a monster on my ass and I'm not getting eaten today. I turned back around to see the kangaroo not there anymore. What the fuck?

I look up to see... the giant fucking kangaroo over my head, jumping over me. I landed in front of me, reeling back it's arm to punch. "OH SHIT!!" I yelled as I tried stopping my bike, but I won't make it in time. I see the red boxing glove nearing me, so I put my hand out, like in stop. Why the fuck did I do that? It's not like it's going to stop if I do that. All of a sudden, my hand starts glowing yellow and a huge yellow glowing sphere surrounds me and my bike. The kangaroo made contact with the sphere, and it blocks out the punch. The kangaroo made more attempts, biting it, punching it, kicking it, but it didn't budge or even make a scratch. So... Yellow is shield? C'mon.... don't tell me all my powers are supportive powers! I wonder... I start moving on my bike and the sphere followed with me. YAAASSS! NOW I CAN GO TO WORK EASILY!! I silently cheered then took off again. The kangaroo gave up, and hopped away. That thing has no motivation whatsoever. Whatever... today I have to go to Hero's Association to meet a S-Class Heroes and see who I want to Sidekick for!

Time skip~

Well... I got to Hero's Association and they took me to a room where can I can meet all the S-Class heroes... I hate all of them with my heart and my dark as fuck soul. Every Hero they brought in the room was a total fucking disaster. They ARE disaster. They only care about strength and ranks... Why did they even become heroes in the first place? They fucking point is to help and protect the people... if they did, then why aren't they in Z-City and help their condition?! But... I wanted to help their case by leaving a question in their head: "When did you forsake yourselves?". They all had shocked or troubled looks on their faces as they walked out, so I guess it's working. But the only S-Class heroes that haven't shown up is some guy named 'Gene' or something... Blast, Pri Pri Prisoner since he's serving time in prison, and Metal Knight. And they alllllll sound like douches. "Have you decided on a S-Class Hero?" Kathy, my manager thing person asked me. "What about the other three heroes?" I asked her, resting my chin on my hand. "Well, it's their loss for not coming and see if they can win you as a sidekick..." Kathy said... Come to think of it, what kind of a name is Kathy? I think it's English... people don't name their kids English names these days.

"Well... I'd rather just not have any of those fucking assholes as the hero I'm sidekicking for. Find me all the A-Class Heroes around." I said, standing up from the table I was sitting at. "E-Eh?! Wh-What about what Chinner-san said about getting an S-Class Hero?!" Kathy said as I opened the door. "Fuck what Chinner said! I'm all he's got, and he'll do anything to keep me as his experiment!! And I don't want to take fucking orders from cold heartless cocky motherfuckers!! Now, we're going through every single hero here in all the cities until I come across the one that suits my taste." I said, as I stood next the door, waiting for Kathy with an expectant look. "B-But Takahiro-san, what is your taste?" Kathy said as she gathered all of her stuff, pushing up her glasses. I didn't really describe what she looked like... she looks like an out of whack nerd with no sense of style. Scratch that, she is an out of whack nerd. Seriously, a green and purple formal wear. Just gonna leave that at that. "Someone who is... I don't know, I guess lawfully good... Who isn't a hero for the money, but just to protect civilians, a good sense of justice...... But yet cool and causal, and not really motivated at first glance." I said as I walked out the door, Kathy frantically trying to catch up to me. "After all... that's why I became a Sidekick. Hero or Sidekick, as long as I kicked the shit caked asses of monsters to protect civilians, I'm fine with either."

Time skip~

"I swear to fucking god, every single Hero are douchebags!!" I yelled as I messed up my hair, pissed off. I was going around in fucking circles!! I tried A-Class and B-Class, but they were just as bad as S-Class! "Please... just let me rest... I don't think I can take your motorcycle anymore..." Kathy said, swirls in her eyes. "NO!! DON'T DIE ON ME OLD HAG!! A-CLASS AND B-CLASS AREN'T ANY GOOD, SO WE'RE MOVING ONTO C-CLASS!" I yelled, shaking her by the collar. "I can't..." Kathy said, and I sighed. "Fine, I'll take you home and find myself a hero. Troublesome hag..." I said as started up my motorcycle. As I rode forward, something yellow and fast just ran straight at me. "WHOAH!!" I yelled as I braked, turning my motorcycle sideways to stop. Kathy almost fell off, but I caught her by the arm, putting it around my waist securely. "What the-" I cut myself off when I saw a huge fucking egghead face in my face. "IT'S WAY TOO PEACEFUL!!" The face said, then the wild head ran off. "What the... fuck?"