So this chapter is going to be absolutely crazy, I'm warning you. Anyways. Enjoy reading. I know the summary doesn't really fit this story yet. I'm just starting off slowly. All mistakes are mine. Don't forget to vote and to comment. Let me know what you would do to Jisbon if you would see them :)

Being chased by a group of screaming girls isn't something that happens everyday. Every person must have dreamed about it once. People shouting your name to get an autograph, writing fanfictions about you, wanting to hug the life out of you or shipping you with another person they like.
But this wasn't a dream, this was reality. And it was more terrifying than he imagined. Yes, he liked to talk to the fans on social media, but he never thought they would actually chase after him and Lisbon. He looked over his shoulder at the group of fans. The fans looked sweet and kind at first, but now they looked like hungry beasts, hunting down their quarry to tear it apart and eat it for dinner.

He was still holding Lisbon's hand but had difficulties to keep up with her and lost grip of her hand a couple of times. He wasn't muscular and didn't really sport so his condition wasn't that good. Lisbon on the contrary, was running with the speed of a medal-winning racehorse which was absolutely ridiculous.

"We should hide.. " Panted Jane as they turned around a corner.

"How could we possibly hide from them?"

The fans started to appear from around the corner as well. She wondered if they specifically trained for this, if they went to the gym to consummate their conditions to chase after them.

"Hey! Over here!"

They both looked up by hearing the voice of a young man who was standing in the distance and waving with both his hands to get their attention. He was skinny, wasn't very tall but not small either, he seemed to have dark brown hair and a nicely cut beard on his face. He gestured them to follow him, turned around and started to run. Not knowing where to go, they both followed him hesitantly to a narrow alleyway that seemed to have a couple of side alleys that led to pretty much everywhere. They follow him through the maze and stopped in front of a wall that blocked the way. The fans were far behind them now and didn't seem to have noticed they ran into the alleyway.

Lisbon sighed and straightened her clothes. She looked at Jane who seemed to have trouble breathing which was logical after being trapped for minutes in a house that was on fire. His lungs must've still been filled with smoke. She clapped softly on his back when he started to cough.
After the coughing had stopped and Jane had caught his breath again, they looked at the man who was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. Lisbon decided to do the talking since Jane seemed to be too exhausted to do anything productive at the moment.

"Thank you for helping us.. What's your name?"

"It's Paarth. Paarth the Greatest."

"Seriously?" She frowned, questioning whether he was joking or if he was telling the truth.

"That's my name." He nodded, pulled his phone out of his pocket and started texting someone.

"I hope they won't find us.. " Mumbled Jane who sat down on the ground with his back against the wall. She nodded.

"They won't. Thanks to Paarth here."

Jane's eyes widened and he looked at the brown haired man whose eyes were still focused on his phone screen.

"Jane what's wrong?"

"IntelligentMinionsWithHatsJisbon" Spoke the blond man bluntly.
Paarth reacted immediately by lifting his head to look at him, raising his eyebrows. He was about to say something but kept his mouth shut.

"You're one of the fans?!" Gasped Lisbon. Okay, maybe she was overreacting a bit. Paarth could've just been be a regular fan who wanted to help them to escape from the extreme, screaming ones. Yeah. He might just be a normal guy.

"I'm not one of the fans. I'm your BIGGEST FAN. I love you both. WHY HAVEN'T YOU GUYS MADE BABIES YET. They would look perfect.. SERIOUSLY." Shouted Paarth, slightly offended.

Nevermind.

Jane and Lisbon looked at each other. She shook her head slowly before turning back to Paarth who kept talking about them.

"My advice is, get rid of the condoms and get on with it. My dad is a doctor. I know these things. "

Jane stood up, took Lisbon by the hand and started to run again, away from Paarth who started to run after them.

"You will not escape! I've called my army! They will be here soon"

Lisbon looked back and noticed he had stopped running. He was waving and had a mischievous smile on his face.
"Army?!" Panted Jane, trying to find an escape route but seemed to fail since this complicated maze of alleyways was absolutely gigantic.

"I have no idea what he's talking abo.. "

She couldn't finish her sentence because she was cut off by a girl's voice.

"THERE THEY ARE"

They both froze after seeing the group of girls who were chasing after them earlier. The small girl with dark brown hair on the front pointed at them. "JISBON!"

Lisbon and Jane turned around to run back but Paarth was standing behind them. They looked at the fans again and both realized they were surrounded and had nowhere to go.

"I told you I had an army ready"

"I'm so done with this" Muttered Lisbon and pulled out her gun. Jane looked at her, his mouth dropped open and he shook his head.
"Lisbon don't shoot them... "

She glared at him, rolled her eyes and pointed the gun to the sky, she pulled the trigger twice. The sound of two loud shots echoed through the streets. Jane covered his ears with his hands.

The fans, frightened by Lisbon started to run in random directions, trying to get away from them.
"Lisbon became mad!"
"SHE'S GOING TO KILL US"
"SHE'S HOT WHEN SHE'S MAD"
"WHATTEFRIDGE ARE YOU SAYING"
"RUN"
Paarth was also startled and quickly left the area too. It was silent after a moment. Lisbon and Jane were alone again.

"Area cleared" Spoke Lisbon, putting back the gun in its place. Jane looked at her and removed his hands from his ears.

"I thought you were going to shoot them"

"Are you crazy? I don't shoot innocent people."

"I was assured they were going to eat or kidnap us. Especially that Paarth guy."

"So that means you'll stop talking to them online?" She crossed her arms. He just smirked and shook his head.

"No. I'm going to ask them if they could write a fanfiction about Cho and Abbot."

Dedicated to PaarthManhasTR. If you want a little role as a fan in this story, DM me and i'll consider it. :) Next chapter will be more normal, and i'll probably add some more Jisbon cuteness in there. Have a nice day!