xi. a gringotts of cringe



hey guys so like today was mediocre 😔💔 didn't feel amazing but was kinda out of it like i didn't vibe that well with today but it's ok✨✨ let's focus on the positives 😌

— I went for a walk and got over 11000 steps in😎

— we did school shopping and i got nearly everything but my uniform jumper

— WE GOT ICE CREAM 😁

— i got to listen to a football podcast for the first time in ages 😌

— omg while shopping i got this shirt from h&m and it deadass got ✨noora sætre vibes✨

— we got the designs for one of our bathrooms sorted 😎😎😎

— we're all now gonna laugh because of what im gonna show you😭😭

ok so a wee while ago me and slytherrns did this thing where we embarrassed ourselves by posting our old drafts with our cringy ass writing in it😭😭😭 thought id show u guys cos why not we get to laugh a bit more

without further ado: saar embarrassing herself and exposing her cringe 2017 writing😭😳🤚🏼

what was i thinking 'gosh he looked so cute'??😭😭😭

why did i feel the need to repeat brown-haired and did i not know what the word brunette was back then?? apparently so
also 'ponytailed'??? what crack was i on back then istg
also yes my my character was a cheerleader pls i had the most basic plot ever😭😭

why was my dialogue so bad omds
this story was so fuckin cringe i can't deal

again: why was my dialogue so bad?? like deadass i couldn't write dialogue for shit omds

im gone😭 the way i wrote this omg. i went thru the BIGGEST the vamps phase ever omg

ok so i don't remember if it actually was but penny parkins deadass sounds like a rip off version of pansy parkinson😭😭😭 why was i like this. also the 'shortest tightest pencil skirts and block high heels' what was i THINKINH why was i so BASIC
this story had no personality omg

gOsH hE wAs So GeNtLeMaNlY

let's establish a few things:

— i didnt know the world brunette

— i didnt even read a walk to remember back then it was just the first romance novel i found on the internet

— i had an obsession with cringe storylines and using the word 'gosh' so much

why did i hardly put any description with the dialogue??? i was so SHIT at dialogue omf saying this for the third time

the word GOSH omg

also he really do be like... unless?👀

ok i knew no other expression apart from gosh and knew nothing else but cringe dialogue

he's like😼😼😼fall down i dare you

DUH 🙄 and DOOFUS😳

a few more things to establish

i was obsessed with:
— seb stan
— draco malfoy
—hunger games
— sabrina carpenter
— tom holland
— barcelona (as i ruddy should've been😼)
—avengers
— thomas brodie sangster
— and the maze runner.

SO BASICALLY im obsessed with all the same things as three years ago 😻

also why the FUCK did i day liverpool season ticket wtf 😳 that was before that l*verpool game tho where they made barca lose their dignity😔ANYWAYS




i literally can't cope reading all that who knows i might do a part two and embarrass myself further cos we all love that 😻😻




ID JUST LIKE TO SAY TWO YEARS AGO TODAY FRANCE WON THE WORLD CUP AND JUST🥺🥺

allez les bleues 💓





ok GN ILY ALL

(still obsessed with this gif and idk what for😭)

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