Shrek arrived home ready to fall asleep. He went to his bed and tucked himself in ready for sweet dreams. But he couldn't get his mind off fiona. He was still very sad bout that.

After a while shrek managed to fall asleep...

...

Shrek wakes up to feel a pain in his lower back. He screams and turns around to see Donkey doing some pretty gay shit.

"Donkeh!" Shrek screams "what're you doin in me asshole?!"

"I love you shrek i just had to." Donkey said as he continued to do yknow what.

This made shrek very angry so he vored him

Donkey later drowns in shrek's stomach acid.

The end.