Alexander was waiting for Maria's next order. Maria was Alexander's old human, but when she died and came to heaven, she was automatically a rank above him. She gave orders and assigned angels to humans. 

So far, Alexander had been ordered to get packed and ready for his next deployment. That meant get dressed in 21st century clothes, and whatever else 21st century people did. 

"Alexander!" Maria called him. "Are you ready?" 

"Yep. I was bor-actually I don't have the right to say that, but YES I am more than ready!" Alexander answered back. Alexander knew he wasn't allowed to go back to heaven until his human died, So Alexander had prepared with 5 bags of his favourite snack: shrimp chips. Maria nodded, looking slightly amused at the five bags of shrimp chips. 

"Okay. Here is all the information you need to know about your human." She gave him a pamphlet and smiled. "And, good luck, Alex."

 "Thanks Maria. Though I know that you know that I won't need it. I've never lost a human." Alex replied, hugging her. She hugged him back. "Still, you never know with that messy head of yours."

 "Well," Alex started. "What is it you always say? Gotta m-motour if I wanna be there on time." Alexander smiled. "See you around, Mar." 

Maria waved at him goodbye. Alexander waved back and walked away.

He walked out of the tiny space he called home, and to the... well... transporter thingy. No-one knew the name of it. It didn't have a name. Papers in hand, he went inside of the pod (that would be a good name, huh?) and read them. It read:

John Laurens

17

Oct, 28th

Aug, 27th

South Carolina, America

Colour: Green

Aura: Purple

Spouse: None

Problem: Conflicted

Romantic/Sexual Orientation: Homosexual.

He is in love with nature. He likes the Singer AURORA Aksnes. Protect at all costs, and keep dark spirits away.

Alexander remembered Maria's aura: Clear Red. He remembered his own aura: Yellow. He thought about how bad Maria was at writing files. He thought about how he spelled her name wrong when he first met her ('Mariah'.)

He lost himself in thought for a few seconds, and before he knew it, the pod was falling toward Earth.

"Well, shit." Alexander said to himself. He must've accidentally pushed one of the buttons. He braced himself for impact. The pod fell in between trees, and Alexander rolled, hitting other buttons. He was sprayed by powder, hit with a hairbrush, and then soaking wet; He'd hit the water button.

"FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAI-" Alex started, but never finished that word. Instead, he finished with a scream. The impact didn't feel like hard ground though. It was water. The pod sunk down to the bottom. 

Alexander knew that he would have to inform Maria of his incompetence. He struggled to find the button that said "O.H." He clicked it once found and a hatch opened. The pod filled with water. He struggled to swim out of the hatch, his leg getting stuck. Luckily, he was dead, so he didn't have to breathe. He cursed inwardly and gave the hatch a kick, displacing the metal plank enough for his leg to be freed. He swam upwards to the surface and looked at his surroundings.

Trees.

A shit ton of trees.

He look to his left and- 

"Oh! A fuckin' building! Thats where I was supposed to land." 

He swam to dry ground and ran to the huge building. He didn't bother to dry the water off until he reached the building, because then he got to feel cold wind on his skin. He didn't get to do that often. Of, course he could do it whenever he wanted to, but he was always so-o-o busy doing... whatever it is that he does when he's busy.

He entered the building, walked up three flights of stairs, and looked for the right room, not quite knowing where it was but something in his gut guiding him. After three floors he finally reached a door, it seemed like all the other doors in this building, but he had a feeling about this one. 

"Would be nice if these damn papers told you which room number." He thought to himself.

He was going to knock, but then decided that just entering would be better. After all, humans like surprises, right? He honestly wouldn't know. He never got to be one.

YAAAAAAAYYYY!