"Don't you dare-"
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SAN FRANCISCO!"
"Ohmygod"
"Everyone's favorite announcer Harv here with my beautiful cohost Hartley!"
"I don't know you I don't know you"
"Who-ho-ho, bag check for Hartley's attitude."
"They're calling security stop"
"You love me."
"I'm thinking of asphyxiating you, actually."

I got bored in the airport