"Old friend, what kind of tea would you like?" says one of the men.

The other answers, "Please order me a number ten."

They both sat at a table in a well kept café

One man eating a biscuit and the other a piece of taffy

"Sure thing, but we must get down to business"

"Ha! All we ever talk about is politics"

"Says who?"

"I do"

"Ok, Ok, I'll give you that, but the elections are coming up"

"Oh who cares about America, and hand me my tea cup"

"We may be in London, but a new president is still a leader"

"New leaders they may be, but I bet neither one could work a crop seeder"

"But the president is still a world leader my dear old chap"

"Yeah with brains that run as slow as tree sap"

"But their decisions may effect our town"

"Like they would, now sit down!"

"We should at least worry about this"

"What we need to worry about is where we're going to fish"

"But one speaks of a wall and the other called her people deplorable"

"Who cares, I only want to know if my next meal is affordable"

"Come on old buddy, try to care a little"

"Fine as to I like, I'm in the middle"

"Indifferent towards everything I see"

"My opinions come with a fee"

"You must really not care"

"It's on another continent to be fair"

"Well I'm out of time, so I'll see you"

"Gah! Once again we talked about politics, like we always do"